History Film / GoodBurger

7th Feb '16 11:49:17 PM RayAP9
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* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: When explaining how Ed caused him to crash into his teacher's car, Dexter says that Ed "skated into [his] vision sight."
6th Feb '16 2:17:30 PM RayAP9
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* IgnoreTheFanservice: Ed is so [[IncorruptiblePurePureness innocent]] and [[TooDumbToFool ditzy]] that he does this a character played by ''Carmen Electra.'' It's kind of hard to tell whether he's not interested in sex (or anything of the sort) at all, doesn't know what it is, or doesn't realize she's offering.
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* IgnoreTheFanservice: Ed is so [[IncorruptiblePurePureness innocent]] and [[TooDumbToFool ditzy]] that he does this to a character played by ''Carmen Electra.'' It's kind of hard to tell whether he's not interested in sex (or anything of the sort) at all, doesn't know what it is, or doesn't realize she's offering.
6th Feb '16 2:16:38 PM RayAP9
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* ArtisticLicenseChemistry: Mondo Burger's "triamphethol" is an additive that somehow causes hamburger meat to increase in mass during cooking. Kurt admits that it is "way illegal"--indeed, it violates not only the health code, but also the law of conservation of mass.
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* AllLovingHero: Ed's good-heartedness allows him to make friends with just about anyone who isn't pure evil (and [[GoodCannotComprehendEvil even if they are, he still treats them as if their intentions are pure and good]]). * ArtisticLicenseChemistry: Mondo Burger's "triamphethol" "Triampathol" is an additive that somehow causes hamburger meat to increase in mass during cooking. Kurt admits that it is "way illegal"--indeed, it violates not only the health code, but also the law of conservation of mass.

* CatchPhrase: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" ** "You mess with Kurt, and you go into the grinder."
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* CatchPhrase: CatchPhrase: ** Ed has "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" order?", and "Uh... no?" ** "You Kurt likes to warn people that "[[ThirdPersonPerson You mess with Kurt, Kurt]], and you go into the grinder."" Also, whenever someone [[CaptainObvious points out the obvious]], he replies with "I'm aware!" ** Kenan, just like his character on ''Series/KenanAndKel'', groans "Again with the [X]," X being something that he's tired of seeing/hearing. He also uses "[[BigWhy WHYYYYY]]?!"

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Ed does this all the time. One example:
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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Ed [[TheDitz Ed]] does this all the time. One example:

* CrowdSong: "(Not Just) Knee Deep" ** There's even a cameo by Music/GeorgeClinton as one of the mental patients.
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* CrowdSong: "(Not Just) Knee Deep" ** Deep". There's even a cameo by Music/GeorgeClinton as one of the mental patients.

-->'''Dexter:''' You thought all that? -->'''Ed:''' Yeah. I'm not stupid. * DisappearedDad: Dexter's dad.
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-->'''Dexter:''' You thought all that? -->'''Ed:''' See, I knew that if I took the can, there was a good chance I'd get caught. Then I thought that even if I did take the Triampathol to the proper authorities, Kurt would hire some high-powered attorney who dispute any charges brought against him or Mondo Burger, by manipulating the legal system. And the way that America's court system is congested these days, it would have taken months to convict him of anything. So then I thought, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass I just take the matter into my own hands]] and pour the Triampathol into the meat supply and let Mondo Burger [[HoistByHisOwnPetard be a victim of its own foul play]].\\ '''Dexter:''' You thought of all that?\\ '''Ed:''' Yeah. I'm not stupid. stupid. * DisappearedDad: Dexter's dad.father.

* DrowningMySorrows: Dexter does this with Good Shakes after he gets fired from Mondo Burger. * DumbassHasAPoint: -->'''Ed:''' See, I knew that if I took the can, there was a good chance I'd get caught. Then I thought that even if I did take the triambythal to the proper authorities, Kurt would hire some high-powered attorney who dispute any charges brought against him or Mondo Burger, by manipulating the legal system. And the way that America's court system is congested these days, it would have taken months to convict him of anything. So then I thought, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass I just take the matter into my own hands]] and pour the Triampathol into the meat supply and let Mondo Burger [[HoistByHisOwnPetard be a victim of its own foul play]]. * EscapedAnimalRampage: The reason Heather was committed to Demented Hills was that, "Small space aliens landed in her head and told her to break into the zoo and free all the kangaroos." * EvenEvilHasStandards: "Don't be rude to the elderly."
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* DrowningMySorrows: Dexter does this with Good Shakes after he gets fired from Mondo Burger. Burger. Ed even asks him "Dude, don't you think you've had enough?" * DumbassHasAPoint: -->'''Ed:''' See, I knew DumbassHasAPoint: An irate customer complains to Ed that if he got his order wrong: -->'''Customer:''' I took the can, there was a good chance I'd get caught. Then I thought that even if I did take the triambythal to the proper authorities, Kurt would hire some high-powered attorney who dispute any charges brought against him or Mondo Burger, by manipulating the legal system. And the way that America's court system is congested these days, it would have taken months to convict him of anything. So then I thought, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass I just take the matter into my own hands]] and pour the Triampathol into the meat supply and let Mondo ordered one Good Burger [[HoistByHisOwnPetard be with nothing on it.\\ '''Ed:''' That's what I gave you.\\ '''Customer:''' No... you gave me a victim of its own foul play]]. bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here!\\ '''Ed:''' [[LiteralMinded But you said you wanted nothing on it]]!\\ '''Customer:''' Well, I expected a meat patty!\\ '''Ed:''' Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing." * EscapedAnimalRampage: The reason Heather was committed to Demented Hills was that, "Small space aliens landed in her [her] head and told her [her] to break into the zoo and free all the kangaroos." * EvenEvilHasStandards: "Don't Kurt facetiously tells his co-workers not to be rude to the elderly."elderly when Otis catches them poisoning Good Burger's sauce.

* DrowningMySorrows: EvilCannotComprehendGood: Dexter does this with Good Shakes after he gets fired from Mondo Burger. * DumbassHasAPoint: -->'''Ed:''' See, I knew that if I took the can, there was a good chance I'd get caught. Then I thought that even if I did take the triambythal to the proper authorities, Kurt would hire some high-powered attorney who dispute any charges brought against him or Mondo Burger, by manipulating the legal system. And the way that America's court system is congested these days, it would have taken months to convict him of anything. So then I thought, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass I just take the matter into my own hands]] and pour the Triampathol into the meat supply and let Mondo Burger [[HoistByHisOwnPetard be a victim of its own foul play]]. * EscapedAnimalRampage: The reason Heather was committed to Demented Hills was that, "Small space aliens landed in her can't at all wrap his head and told her to break into around why Ed bought him a gift out of the zoo and free all the kangaroos." * EvenEvilHasStandards: "Don't be rude to the elderly."blue.

* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed, she can!"
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: FunPersonified: Ed finds a way to have a good time no matter what he's doing or where he's at, including a mental institution. * GettingCrapPastTheRadar: ** When Ed and Dexter hang out for the first time, Ed whispers "Wanna see my secret place?" Dexter looks him up and down with a disgusted look, replying "That's not what I had in mind!" ** Kurt says, of FemmeFatale Roxanne, "If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed, she can!"

** When Kurt offers Ed a job at Mondo Burger, Dexter says "That diphthong doesn't like you! He just wants to USE you!" To which Ed responds, [[MistakenForGay "Well, that's not 'natural'."]] ** When the fire truck shows up, the acronym for the fire department's name is shown as "B.F.D."
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** When Kurt offers Ed a job at Mondo Burger, Dexter says "That diphthong doesn't like you! He just wants to USE you!" To you!", to which Ed responds, [[MistakenForGay "Well, that's not 'natural'."]] ** When the fire truck shows up, the acronym for the fire department's name is shown as "B.F.D." " * GoodCannotComprehendEvil: Ed is completely incapable of fathoming the notion that anyone has any sort of malicious intent and sees the good in everyone, even if it's not there.

--> '''Dexter''': "Leave it to you to make friends with a vicious psychopath."
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--> '''Dexter''': "Leave Leave it to you to make friends with a vicious psychopath."

--> '''Dexter''': "Leave * IgnoreTheFanservice: Ed is so [[IncorruptiblePurePureness innocent]] and [[TooDumbToFool ditzy]] that he does this a character played by ''Carmen Electra.'' It's kind of hard to tell whether he's not interested in sex (or anything of the sort) at all, doesn't know what it to you to make friends with a vicious psychopath."is, or doesn't realize she's offering.

* ObfuscatingStupidity: Ed explains that he poured the bottles of acid into the meat on purpose because he knew that Kurt would manipulate the legal system to his favor unless the cops discover the acid themselves as they did when the restaurant imploded; Ed then goes on to say "I'm not stupid," despite his blatant idiocy throughout the movie (as well as the ''All That'' sketch that the film is based on).
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* ObfuscatingStupidity: ObfuscatingStupidity: ** Ed explains that he poured the bottles of acid into the meat on purpose because he knew that Kurt would manipulate the legal system to his favor unless the cops discover the acid themselves as they did when the restaurant imploded; Ed then goes on to say "I'm not stupid," despite his blatant idiocy throughout the movie (as well as the ''All That'' sketch that the film is based on).

* OhCrap: Dexter when he's standing on top of a delivery van that's about to drive off. Actually, Dexter has these moments throughout the movie.
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* OhCrap: OhCrap: ** Dexter has these moments throughout the movie, such as when he's standing on top of a delivery van that's about to drive off. Actually, Dexter has these moments throughout the movie.off.

-->'''Connie:''' Hello, my name is Connie Muldoon, I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amok! I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order... *Speech increases the more she talks* Three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, a seventeen-piece order of your Good Chunks, and on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now don't fret if that's extra, I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh, on the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion, I've got an interview this afternoon. Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie who doesn't eat meat but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich with some Good Fries, and a Good Root Beer all to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. Now, total me up. -->*Ed experiences a HeroicBSOD*
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-->'''Connie:''' Hello, my name is Connie Muldoon, Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amok! I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order... *Speech increases the more she talks* Three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, a seventeen-piece order of your Good Chunks, and on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now don't fret if that's extra, I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh, on the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion, I've got an interview this afternoon. Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie who doesn't eat meat but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich with some Good Fries, and a Good Root Beer all to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. Now, total me up. \n-->*Ed experiences a HeroicBSOD*\\ '''Ed:''' ''[[[HeroicBSOD stares blankly with his mouth hanging open]]]''

* RealityEnsues: See DumbassHasAPoint
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* RealityEnsues: See DumbassHasAPointRealityEnsues

** Later, Monique gives Dexter an earful when she discovers his PonziScheme to take most of the profit from Ed's sauce.
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** Later, Monique gives Dexter an earful when she discovers his PonziScheme to take most the contract he had Ed agree to, which gives Dexter 80% of the profit from Ed's sauce.
5th Feb '16 1:54:45 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Kurt, of the Machiavellian, Third Reich-esque variety.
31st Jan '16 12:44:28 PM SirVancelot131
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* NobodysThatDumb: Rather than go along with Dexter's plans to expose Mondo Burger using illegal chemicals in their beef to make their burgers bigger, CloudCuckoolander Ed decides to sabotage the restaurant instead by pouring said chemicals into their meat supply, causing the patties to grow abnormally large and explode, turning the restaurant to ruins. When Dexter inquires about Ed's intentions, he explains that he knew if he followed through with Dexter's plans, Kurt would have hired high-powered attorneys that would dispute any claims brought against him or Mondo Burger by manipulating the legal system, and also taking into consideration that because the court system is congested, it would have taken months to convict Kurt for anything, hence why he took matters into his own hands. Dexter is flabbergasted that Ed thought of all that, to which Ed says, "Yeah! I'm not stupid!"
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* NobodysThatDumb: Rather than go along with Dexter's plans to expose Mondo Burger using illegal chemicals in their beef to make their burgers bigger, CloudCuckoolander Ed decides to sabotage the restaurant instead by pouring said chemicals into their meat supply, causing the patties to grow abnormally large and explode, turning the restaurant to ruins. When Dexter inquires about Ed's intentions, he explains that he knew if he followed through with Dexter's plans, he likely would've been caught, and even if he did escape with the chemicals, Kurt would have hired high-powered attorneys that would dispute any claims brought against him or Mondo Burger by manipulating the legal system, and also taking into consideration that because the court system is congested, it would have taken months to convict Kurt for anything, hence why he took matters into his own hands. Dexter is flabbergasted that Ed thought of all that, to which Ed says, "Yeah! I'm not stupid!"
26th Jan '16 3:34:59 PM Nicolas-1223
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** Not only his stupidity, but Dexter warned him if Kurt gets the sauce Good Burger would go out-out-business. And because Ed loves Good Burger so much, he won't work with him.
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** Not only his stupidity, but Dexter warned him if Kurt gets the sauce Good Burger would go out-out-business.out of business. And because Ed loves Good Burger so much, he won't work with him.
26th Jan '16 3:33:29 PM Nicolas-1223
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* StraightMan: Dexter
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* StraightMan: DexterDexter.
26th Jan '16 3:24:39 PM Nicolas-1223
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* NobodysThatDumb: Rather than go along with Dexter's plans to expose Mondo Burger using illegal chemicals in their beef to make their burgers bigger, CloudCuckoolander Ed decides to sabotage the restaurant instead by pouring said chemicals into their meat supply, causing the patties to grow abnormally large and explode, turning the restaurant to ruins. When Dexter inquires about Ed's intentions, he explains that he knew if he followed through with Dexter's plans, Kurt would have hired high-powered attorneys that would dispute any claims brought against him or Mondo Burger by manipulating the legal system, and also taking into consideration that because the court system is congested, it would have taken months to convict Kurt for anything, hence why he took matters into his own hand. Dexter is flabberghasted that Ed thought of all that, to which Ed says, "Sure! I'm not stupid!"
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* NobodysThatDumb: Rather than go along with Dexter's plans to expose Mondo Burger using illegal chemicals in their beef to make their burgers bigger, CloudCuckoolander Ed decides to sabotage the restaurant instead by pouring said chemicals into their meat supply, causing the patties to grow abnormally large and explode, turning the restaurant to ruins. When Dexter inquires about Ed's intentions, he explains that he knew if he followed through with Dexter's plans, Kurt would have hired high-powered attorneys that would dispute any claims brought against him or Mondo Burger by manipulating the legal system, and also taking into consideration that because the court system is congested, it would have taken months to convict Kurt for anything, hence why he took matters into his own hand. hands. Dexter is flabberghasted flabbergasted that Ed thought of all that, to which Ed says, "Sure! "Yeah! I'm not stupid!"
26th Jan '16 3:04:53 PM Nicolas-1223
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* DreamIntro: The film begins with Ed taking a customer's order, before finding a bunch of hamburgers coming to life and asking him to become one them - they start hovering in the air, bringing him up into the air with them before dropping him into pit; he wakes up just as he supposedly hits the bottom to the sound of his alarm clock.
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* DreamIntro: The film begins with Ed taking a customer's order, before finding a bunch of hamburgers coming to life and asking him to become one come with them - they start hovering in the air, bringing him up into the air with them before dropping him into pit; he wakes up just as he supposedly hits the bottom to the sound of his alarm clock.
26th Jan '16 3:01:44 PM Nicolas-1223
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* TheDitz[=/=]IdiotHero: Ed
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* TheDitz[=/=]IdiotHero: EdEd.
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