History Fanfic / LettersFromADisgruntledFriendshipStudent

* AnythingThatMoves: Twilight routinely notes that she's ''very'' horny and is desperate for a good romp with whatever will have her -- gender and even species are irrelevant.

* ADateWithRosiePalms:
** When Rainbow Dash beats Applejack at hoof wrestling, Twilight notes that her front hooves are much stronger than her back ones.
--->'''Twilight:''' So, it's pretty obvious what she does in her bed at night.
** During the ''Equestria Girls'' chapter, as she tries to get to sleep she finds out all the wonderful things she can do with her fingers, and vows to find a spell to give herself fingers back in Ponyville. "I will never need anypony ever again."

* WhatAnIdiot: [[invoked]]Twilight notes that Sunset Shimmer's plan to invade Equestria with an army of brainwashed teens is pretty stupid, especially considering the second she crosses the portal back she's going to bump into three alicorns who in all likelihood are going to be pretty pissed at her.

* AnythingThatMoves: Twilight routinely notes that she's ''very'' horny and is desperate for a good romp with whatever will have her -- gender and even being a pony are optional.

** "If Trixie ever comes back, I'm gonna get her in bed with me, just to show her that I'm better than her physically, mentally, and sexually. [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Three points, you dirty whore.]]"

* TheCynic: Twilight, [[UpToEleven oh so much.]]

* DeadpanSnarker: Twilight Sparkle, [[UpToEleven even more so than canon.]]

* FoeYay: Invoked with Sunset Shimmer; after realizing how brilliant a strategist she is, Twilight briefly wonders if she's any good in bed, and considers finding out if she's into mares.

* MoralDissonance: Invoked with "Bats!" and "Power Ponies".
** Applejack notes that apparently years of friendship and dozens of adventures where they've saved each other's lives, not to mention the livelihood of a friend's business which feeds a good chunk of Ponyville, is nothing to Fluttershy when it comes to depriving the vampire fruit bats of a few meals.
** It's also noted that capturing her friends, imprisoning them, and attempting to kill them, isn't enough to make Fluttershy HulkOut, but the swatting of a firefly is.

[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/30661/Letters-From-A-Disgruntled-Friendship-Student Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student]] is a WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic {{Fanfic}} written by [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/milesprower06 Milesprower06]]

A much more hilariously cynical take on [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is Magic]], told from Twilight's point of view through the use of her friendship reports to Princess Celestia. In this fanfiction, Twilight is a VillainProtagonist who lords her superior magical prowess over her friends, considers Ponyville a backwards village populated by hicks and morons, and is amazingly desperate for a romp in the hay with whoever can satisfy her. The letters relay the events of the canon episodes but written with this alternate characterization of Twilight in mind, the result being a very different and hilariously cynical and mean-spirited take on the show.

The story has a [[RecursiveFanfiction Recursive Fanfic]], [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/153038/responses-to-a-disgruntled-friendship-student Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student]], by keaton-furman-prower, and is written in the format of Celestia responding to Twilight's letters in full {{Troll}} mode. Other recursive fanfics include [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/268923/letters-from-across-the-disgruntled-multiverse Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse]], by [[https://www.fimfiction.net/user/217969/MixMassBasher MixMassBasher]] (a crossover with other fanfics) and [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/270934/letters-of-a-disgruntled-princess-for-disgruntled-ponies Letters of a Disgruntled Princess for Disgruntled Ponies]] by wizard32363 (Princess Luna gives snarky comments about Twilight Sparkle's friendship lessons.)

-->Twilight: "So, it's pretty obvious what she does in her bed at night."

The story has a [[RecursiveFanfiction Recursive Fanfic]], [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/153038/responses-to-a-disgruntled-friendship-student Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student]], by keaton-furman-prower, and is written in the format of Celestia responding to Twilight's letters in full {{Troll}} mode. Other recursive fanfics include [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/268923/letters-from-across-the-disgruntled-multiverse Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse]], by MixMassBasher (a crossover with other fanfics) and [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/270934/letters-of-a-disgruntled-princess-for-disgruntled-ponies Letters of a Disgruntled Princess for Disgruntled Ponies]] by wizard32363 (Princess Luna gives snarky comments about Twilight Sparkle's friendship lessons.)

* BiTheWay: Twilight is blatantly interested in both genders and constantly reminds Celestia how she hasn't gotten any in a long time.

[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/30661/Letters-From-A-Disgruntled-Friendship-Student Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student]] is a completed WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic {{Fanfic}} written by [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/milesprower06 Milesprower06]]