History Fanfic / IndianaJonesDotCom

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4445668/1/Indiana Indiana Jones Dot Com]]'' is a... [[CrackFic strange]] ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' fanfiction by Creator/{{THEPETEPETERSONEXPERIENCE}}.

* NamesTheSame: Andy shares the same name as Evil Inspector Andy from some of the author's other stories. It's not specified if they're the same character, but considering that both are evil, it's possible.
** Furthermore, he also responds to an insult from another character with, "Thank you," practically a trademark of Evil Inspector Andy.

* {{Crossover}}: With ''StarWars'', several times; an Imperial Star Destroyer appears (piloted by Creator/GeorgeLucas, Creator/StevenSpielberg, and for some reason, UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush), which Indy proceeds to pull down from orbit with the Force "like startkiller in [[VideoGame/TheForceUnleashed STAR WARS THER FGORCE INLEASHED]]".

Quite possibly the most insane and surreal ''Indiana Jones'' fanfiction ever written, the story is full of spelling errors, characters acting out of character, and generally makes no sense whatsoever.

After venturing into a cave and getting a gold tube that grants him the power of flight, Indiana Jones finds [[Creator/SeanConnery his dad Dr. Jones]] and takes him flying... but then Dr. Jones has a shocking admission: He was sent from the future to kill Indy. Needless to say, [[BigNo Indy doesn't handle this too well]], and Dr. Jones sends him into the future... first to the World Trade Center on September 11 (yes, [[TheWarOnTerror THAT September 11]]), and then to the year 2008. Indy is distraught by the fact that his "history is now history", but then he meets a "really cool kid" named Andy who offers to help him get back to his time period. Meanwhile, Dr. Jones is plotting to take over the world, and he does so by running for "overlord of the world" by eating UsefulNotes/BarackObama and John [=McCain=].

* AnachronismStew: Coming from the author of ''FanFic/RedDeadRedemptionButWithAGoodEnding'', this was to be expected. Some of it can be excused by time travel, but we still have Indy singing a NickiMinaj song in Chapter 12, explicitly ''after'' he was sent back in time again (or something...). Never mind the fact that a guy from the '30s even knows what rap ''is''.

* TomatoInTheMirror: Indy learns that he's a fictional character. [[HeroicBSOD He doesn't take it very well.]]
* UnfortunateImplications: In chapter 6, Indy and Marion encounter "a gay car" full of homosexuals that try to fight Indy, who says "faggots. i hate faggots." But he manages to beat them without any trouble "because they were gay". Of course, this is nothing new for the author.

* {{Crossover}}: With ''StarWars'', several times; an Imperial Star Destroyer appears (piloted by GeorgeLucas, Creator/StevenSpielberg, and for some reason, UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush), which Indy proceeds to pull down from orbit with the Force "like startkiller in [[VideoGame/TheForceUnleashed STAR WARS THER FGORCE INLEASHED]]".

* BigDamnHeroes: Just when it looks like Indy's about to be raped by {{Prince}} and Prince Fucklestein, Marion saves the day with her airplane made entirely of chainsaws.

* FaceHeelTurn: Indy gets betrayed by his own father, Andy, {{Prince}}, and even '''''his own hat.'''''

* {{Prince}}: Shows up when Indy asks for his help... only to quickly betray and try to rape him before being killed by Marion's chainsaw plane. Notably, he's often referred to as "O(+>)", the "love symbol" he changed his name to in the 90s.

* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games. And in Chapter 8, the government woman who sends Indy on his mission is described as being "like moya from [[VideoGame/InFamous infamous 1]] (which is a kick [[XtremeKoolLetterz azz]] game)".

* {{Crossover}}: With ''StarWars'', several times; an Imperial Star Destroyer appears (piloted by GeorgeLucas, Creator/StevenSpielberg, and for some reason, GeorgeWBush), which Indy proceeds to pull down from orbit with the Force "like startkiller in [[VideoGame/TheForceUnleashed STAR WARS THER FGORCE INLEASHED]]".

* GeorgeWBush: Shows up to fight Indy for no reason whatsoever. And then disappears just as quickly.

* {{Crossover}}: With ''StarWars'', several times; an Imperial Star Destroyer appears (piloted by GeorgeLucas, Creator/StevenSpielberg, and for some reason, GeorgeWBush), which Indy proceeds to pull down from orbit with the Force "like startkiller in [[StarWarsTheForceUnleashed STAR WARS THER FGORCE INLEASHED]]".

After venturing into a cave and getting a gold tube that grants him the power of flight, Indiana Jones finds [[Creator/SeanConnery his dad Dr. Jones]] and takes him flying... but then Dr. Jones has a shocking admission: He was sent from the future to kill Indy. Needless to say, [[BigNo Indy doesn't handle this too well]], and Dr. Jones sends him into the future... first to the World Trade Center on September 11 (yes, [[TheWarOnTerror THAT September 11]]), and then to the year 2008. Indy is distraught by the fact that his "history is now history", but then he meets a "really cool kid" named Andy who offers to help him get back to his time period. Meanwhile, Dr. Jones is plotting to take over the world, and he does so by running for "overlord of the world" by eating BarackObama and John [=McCain=].

* BarackObama: Shows up and declares "We need change! No more motherfucking bullshit in the White House!", only to be eaten by Dr. Jones so he can become overlord of the world.

--> "Indy gets teleported into the year 2008 by an evil force. Will he last or lose his mind?"

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4445668/1/Indiana Indiana Jones Dot Com]]'' is a... [[CrackFic strange]] ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' fanfiction by ThePetePetersonExperience.

After venturing into a cave and getting a gold tube that grants him the power of flight, Indiana Jones finds [[SeanConnery his dad Dr. Jones]] and takes him flying... but then Dr. Jones has a shocking admission: He was sent from the future to kill Indy. Needless to say, [[BigNo Indy doesn't handle this too well]], and Dr. Jones sends him into the future... first to the World Trade Center on September 11 (yes, [[TheWarOnTerror THAT September 11]]), and then to the year 2008. Indy is distraught by the fact that his "history is now history", but then he meets a "really cool kid" named Andy who offers to help him get back to his time period. Meanwhile, Dr. Jones is plotting to take over the world, and he does so by running for "overlord of the world" by eating BarackObama and John [=McCain=].

* TakeThat: Chapter 2 has derogatory references to "an ugly geekazoid name kaiser snot[[hottip:*:actually Scott, judging by the other fics in which he appears]] and his gay friends", who are apparently flamers of the author. And Kaiser Scott is described as "the most despicable loser alive".

After venturing into a cave and getting a gold tube that grants him the power of flight, Indiana Jones finds [[SeanConnery his dad Dr. Jones]] and takes him flying... but then Dr. Jones has a shocking admission: He was sent from the future to kill Indy. Needless to say, [[BigNo Indy doesn't handle this too well]], and Dr. Jones sends him into the future... first to the World Trade Center on September 11 (yes, [[TheWarOnTerror THAT September 11]]), and then to the year 2008. Indy is distraught by the fact that his "history is now history", but then he meets a "really cool kid" named Andy who offers to help him get back to his time period. Meanwhile, Dr. Jones is plotting to take over the world, and he does so by running for "overlord of the world" by eating BarackObama and John [=McCain=].

* AnachronismStew: Coming from the author of ''FanFic/RedDeadRedemptionButWithAGoodEnding'', this was to be expected. Some of it can be excused by time travel, but we still have Indy singing a NickiMinaj song in Chapter 12, explicitly ''after'' he was sent back in time again (or something...). Never mind the fact that a guy from the '30s even knows what rap ''is''.
* AssShove: The gold tube is activated by sticking it up one's ass.

* CelebrityParadox: Addressed, if in a rather inconclusive way; Harrison Ford (or, rather, "HARRISON FORD", as it's constantly rendered in-story) shows up, and the narration states that he and Indy look alike and "[are] the same person"...but a few sentences later, he dies and is never mentioned again.

* {{Crossover}}: With ''StarWars'', several times; an Imperial Star Destroyer appears (piloted by GeorgeLucas, StevenSpielberg, and for some reason, GeorgeWBush), which Indy proceeds to pull down from orbit with the Force "like startkiller in [[StarWarsTheForceUnleashed STAR WARS THER FGORCE INLEASHED]]".
* DemonLordsAndArchdevils: Dr. Jones, in his true identity of "jobens", is revealed in Chapter 8 to be a General of Hell...and yet is still human. And it doesn't seem to have much impact on the story.
* DiabolusExNihilo: A rather bizarre example appears in the form of the inexplicably malevolent steam shovel that randomly attacks Indy in the desert; within the next few sentences, Indy "kicked [its] ass by flipping it over".

* GeorgeWBush: Shows up to fight Indy for no reason whatsoever. And then disappears just as quickly.
* GroinAttack: Indy manages to whip Andy's dick off, and later punches Prince Fucklestein's "funking balls off".

* KamehameHadoken: In chapter 8, Indy discovers that shoving the gold tube even ''further'' up his ass gives him the power to shoot energy blasts.

* MegaManning: Dr. Jones can assimilate the powers and knowledge of anyone he "absops" by sucking them into his mouth; through this method, he gains the combined powers of Barack Obama and John [=McCain=] (whatever the hell those might be...), and later acquires the knowledge needed to fly a plane by eating a random pilot.

* PottyFailure: Dr. Jones soils himself while getting beaten up by Short Round.

* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games. And in Chapter 8, the government woman who sends Indy on his mission is described as being "like moya from [[VideoGame/{{InFamous}} infamous 1]] (which is a kick [[XtremeKoolLetterz azz]] game)".

* ToiletHumor: When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones got better. Meanwhile, in Chapter 7, Prince Fucklestein's entire culture seems to revolve around faeces; they worship a tower of shit (which Indy accidentally destroys), and later carry Indy away on an elephant with a "saddle made of pure shit".