History FanFic / UninvitedGuests

* MistakenForGay: Hitsugaya, but only by Soi Fon and Hinamori (the rest of the Soul Society is convinced he [[AnythingThatMoves wouldn't limit himself to one gender]]).

* TheHero: At first, Ichigo. Then it's [[spoiler: [[HostileShowTakeover forcibly Aizen.]] Then it's (thanks to [[SpannerInTheWorks Yachiru]]) [[OnlySaneMan Toshiro.]] Who has really (if unofficially) been in this role from the get-go.]]

* BlackSheep: Chapter 11 was of noticeably lower quality than the usual high comedic standard the story is held up to, to the point where even the [[BreakingTheFourthWall characters themselves]] seem to know it's better to pretend that it never happened.
* BlatantLies / SeamlessSpontaneousLie

* HilarityEnsues: Just...read the premise.

** Toshiro has Squad 11 move into his barracks, turn it upside down, and then burn it to the ground while he tries (and fails) to find some way to get rid of them while more (read: steaming heaps of) [[HilarityEnsues insanity ensues]]. [[spoiler: He then descends into madness to the point that he challenges all of Las Noches, gets chained up, nearly breaks all of his teeth [[ItMakesSenseInContext trying to gnaw his way out]], snaps out of it only to descend into sanity, almost win before Ichigo shows up, snap again, face ANOTHER rebellion, deal with the return of Aizen... and last we've seen him Tosen has smacked him into a wall]].

** More notably in chapter 37, when [[spoiler: [[TheStarscream Gin]] finally gets so sick of Aizen's BS that he re-defects to Soul Society. Complete with [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu "Screw you, Sosuke,"]] it is quite possibly [[BetterThanCanon the most epic version]] of Gin's [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder expected betrayal]]]].

%%* FinaglesLaw

%%* TheFool: Lampshaded, invoked and weaponized by Toshiro.

* OutdatedByCanon: The fic was written long before TheReveal in canon that Unohana actually really likes Zaraki. Her fic version despises him.

** Aizen somehow finds himself [[spoiler: facing a batshit insane Toshiro, having said psycho nearly kill him and the Espada twice before they get him restrained, is driven halfway insane by Yachiru before getting run over by an airborne Bawa Bawa, falls through every floor of Las Noches, is chewed on by a Menos, gets knocked back down there by Gin, and then has his "I planned all of this speech" interrupted by everyone who doesn't buy it. Given how he's now riding PlotArmor, his defeat will hopefully be [[UpToEleven even worse]]]].

* IHaveBoobsYouMustObey: Matsumoto is genuinely confused when undoing her robe doesn't distract Hitsugaya:

** And then Matsumoto gets one along with Kyoraku. Why? [[spoiler: Hitsugaya's dream from chapter 1 came true.]]
* OnlySaneMan: Tellingly enough, Matsumoto of all people took up this mantle somewhere around chapter 30, and Soi Fon had this role thrust on her while 'fighting' with [[spoiler: Kyoraku]]. For much of the story, Hitsugaya ''tried'' to be one.

* PaperThinDisguise: Chapter 19 has this for our "Rescue-Toshiro" squad. Grimmjow falls for it until Matsumoto slips a wrong number. Becomes a bigger challenge to figure out if Grimmjow was screwing with them the following scene and knew they were in disguise, or...

* PuffOfLogic: When Matsumoto points out that [[spoiler:Hitsu's sudden mastery of the [[strike:plot]] law of Murphy actually helps him, it causes things to start going wrong for him at that precise moment]].

* RuleOfFunny: ''So'' much.

This story comes [[FanficRecs/{{Bleach}} highly recommended]].

---> '''Soi Fon''': "What kind of sentient weapon would steal victory from ''itself''? [...] Why would it ''possibly'' do such a thing?"
---> '''Kyoraku''': "Because it wanted to play hopscotch."

-->"… … … wow. I never realized how annoying that 'barehanded defense' is from the other angle."

-->'''Matsumoto:''' Now, Captain Hitsugaya is, well... a Captain. So he's faster than we are, no doubt, but we can probably still catch up to him, just because he's going to be in the living world for a long time. I mean, he'd have to find a gate to Hueco Mundo, and I seriously doubt anyone will actually help him get there! Nobody could be THAT completely irresponsible!
-->''Meanwhile, elsewhere...''
-->'''Urahara:''' Well, yes, I suppose I can get you to Hueco Mundo for your top-secret mission.
* [[HatesEveryoneEqually Hates Everyone On His Side Equally]]: Grimmjow;
-->"The fact that one of our own number has defected, casting doubt on the rest of us?" Ulquiorra guessed. Grimmjow resisted the urge to punch him. Man, he hated that guy.
-->"The fact that we're… ::yawn::… awake?" Starrk wondered. Grimmjow resisted the urge to kick him. Man, he hated that guy.
-->"The fact that I haven't eaten in almost two hours? By the way, you guys are probably a lot more edible than you think, so one of you should probably do something about that." Yammy suggested. Grimmjow resisted the urge to stab him. Man, he hated that guy.
-->[[BlatantLies Grimmjow was a being of varied and complex emotions.]]

-->Ulquiorra shrugged. "Later on, I'll tell him that he was here and that he received proper therapy. That should do the job."\\

-->'''Gin''': Well, I'm not exactly a psychologist, but I believe that the technical explanation would be that our old friend [[spoiler: Toshiro]] has gone 'batshit insane'.

-->'''Hitsugaya:''' Here, help me get Abarai to medical attention. With any luck, they'll be done by the time we get back.
-->'''Ichigo:''' And if they're not?
-->'''Hitsugaya:''' We find some popcorn.

* [[SurroundedByIdiots Surrounded By Lunatics]]: Poor, poor, Hitsugaya...

* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: [[spoiler: Toshiro]] in Chapter 32. [[spoiler: After snapping when Rangiku tricks Yammy into saying his EmbarrassingNickname, the carnage ends and he grabs the only conscious Arrancar, and asks him two things; [[SayMyName what's my name]], and what's my nickname. ]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Toshiro:]]''' "That's right. You are never, ever allowed to say it. And don't you ever forget that fact. Bitch."

-->'''[[spoiler: Ukitake:]]''' "Go on. Do it. You've been talking about it for hours, so man up and finish me off. Come on, I dare ya, bitch. I. Want. It. To. End."

* EvilIsPetty: At one point, Aizen has the [[EurekaMoment revelation]] that perhaps he was betraying Soul Society, committing many depraved acts and attempting to [[AGodIAm become a god]] simply to have an excuse to get away from [[WorldGoneMad all the lunatics there]]. He finds the theory depressingly petty. Though no action seems to be too petty when it comes to Yachiru.

* TheHero: At first, [[CaptainObvious Ichigo.]] Then it's [[spoiler: [[HostileShowTakeover forcibly]] [[OhCrap Aizen.]] Then it's (thanks to [[SpannerInTheWorks Yachiru]]) [[OnlySaneMan Toshiro.]] [[FridgeBrilliance Who has really (if unofficially) been in this role from the get-go.]]]]

%%* ArrangedMarriage: [[spoiler:Rukia]] was not amused.