History FanFic / NineMenAndALittleLady

* HumanoidAbomination: Mary Sue ''looks'' human, but her appearance, name, and backstory keep changing, and being around her entrances others so they all focus on her. Only being away from her for a long time (like Merry and Pippin) or having other protection (like Vilya for Elrond) allows people to see how unnatural and illogical she really is.

She changes her name, appearance, and origin story whenever she wants. She lusts for several men, but mostly wants Legolas. Somehow, MarySue joins the Fellowship. Among her powers, she can momentarily force others OutOfCharacter, forcing them to adore her. When they escape her influence, they reveal what they really think about her.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/Nine-Men-And-A-Little-Lady Nine Men And A Little Lady]]'', by Kielle, with help from Kerrie Smith, is the classic short story about a ParodySue in the ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' fandom. Kielle wrote this in 2002, after [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing the first movie]] spawned a flood of awful fan stories about an extra girl. Kielle's parody supposes that they are all the same girl.

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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/Nine-Men-And-A-Little-Lady Nine Men And A Little Lady]]'', by Kielle, with help from Kerrie Smith, is the classic short story about a ParodySue in the ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' fandom. Kielle wrote this in 2002, after [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings the first movie]] spawned a flood of awful fan stories about an extra girl. Kielle's parody supposes that they are all the same girl.

* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: Kielle has found the journals of several characters, and presents them as evidence of a [[SailorEarth Tenth Walker]] in the Fellowship. This is partly implausible: Merry wrote while tied up by orcs, and Bill the Pony wrote a journal despite being a speechless and illiterate horse. A past storyteller removed Mary Sue from the story, leaving only nine men in the Fellowship.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/Nine-Men-And-A-Little-Lady Nine Men And A Little Lady]]'', by Kielle, with help from Kerrie Smith, is the classic short story about a ParodySue in the ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' fandom. Kielle wrote this in 2002, after [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings the first movie]] spawned a flood of awful fan stories about an extra girl. Kielle's parody supposes that they are all the same girl.

* ItIsDehumanizing: Elrond's section refers to Mary Sue as 'it' to emphasize that Elrond sees her as a HumanoidAbomination.
* JustEatGilligan: The whole problem in this fan fiction is Mary Sue, so the other characters should just get rid of her. Legolas is smart enough to want to murder Mary Sue; he doesn't, only because he can't MakeItLookLikeAnAccident. [[spoiler:Gollum ends the story by literally eating Mary Sue.]]
* KaleidoscopeEyes: Mary Sue has eyes that are "violet", "crystal-blue", "emerald-green", or some other color. This baffles Sam when he tries to write a love poem.

* HeinzHybrid: If all her claims are true, Mary Sue is an elf, a Dúnadan, a "Part {{Unicorn}}", and also a hobbit.

* SailorEarth: Mary Sue is the Tenth Walker in the Fellowship.

* SpeaksFluentAnimal: Mary Sue can talk to horses, but the horse doesn't like her attention. Bill the Pony wanted to "bite her fingers off."

* TakeThat: Kielle uses Sam to attack the movie. First, Sam knows that they [[AdaptedOut skipped Tom Bombadil]]. Second, Sam insists that Galadriel still a presents to Sam and the others, even though "that scene got cut out to make Frodo look more special."

* [[spoiler: AccidentalHero: Gollum inadvertently saves the day by eating Mary Sue (haven mistaken her references to her "precious" as meaning the Ring.]]

''Nine Men And A Little Lady'', by Kielle, with help from Kerrie Smith, is the classic short story about a ParodySue in the ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' fandom. Kielle wrote this in 2002, after [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings the first movie]] spawned a flood of awful fan stories about an extra girl. Kielle's parody supposes that they are all the same girl.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/Nine-Men-And-A-Little-Lady Read it here.]]

''Nine Men And A Little Lady'', by Kielle, with help from Kerrie Smith, is a short story about a ParodySue in the ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' fandom. Kielle wrote this in 2002, after [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings the first movie]] spawned a flood of awful fan stories about an extra girl. Kielle's parody supposes that they are all the same girl.

This girl has too many names; this page just calls her "MarySue". She is likewise inconsistent about her appearance and origin. She lusts for several men, but mostly wants Legolas. Somehow, Mary Sue joins the Fellowship. Among her powers, she can momentarily force others OutOfCharacter, making them adore her. When they escape her influence, they reveal what they really think about her.

* [[spoiler: AccidentalHero: Gollum inadvertently saves the day by eating Mary Sue (haven mistaken her references to her "precious" as meaning the Ring]].

* JustEatGilligan: The whole problem in this fan fiction is Mary Sue, so the other characters should just get rid of her. Legolas is smart enough to want to murder Mary Sue; he doesn't, only because he can't MakeItLookLikeAnAccident. [[spoiler:Gollum ends the fanfic by literally eating Mary Sue.]]

* TakeThat: Kielle uses Sam to attack the movie. First, Sam knows that they [[AdaptedOut skipped Tom Bombadil]]. Second, when Galadriel gave presents to Sam and the others, "that scene got cut out to make Frodo look more special."

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/Nine-Men-And-A-Little-Lady

''Nine Men And A Little Lady'', by Kielle, is a short story about a ParodySue in the ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' fandom. Kielle wrote this in 2002, after [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings the first movie]] spawned a flood of awful fan stories about a [[SailorEarth Tenth Walker]] who joined the Fellowship. Kielle's story supposes that all these fan characters are the same girl, and presents "historical documents" revealing what the other characters really think about her.

This girl has too many names; this page just calls her "MarySue". She is also inconsistent about her appearance and origin. She lusts for several men, but mostly wants Legolas. Somehow, Mary Sue joins the Fellowship. Among her powers, she can momentarily force others OutOfCharacter, so they adore her or feel love for her. When they escape her influence, they fear and hate her.

* FixFic: Parodied when Mary Sue tries to save characters from death. [[spoiler:She does save Gandalf, in Moria. To restore canon, Gandalf falls on his sword in suicide. When Boromir dies, Gimli sits on Mary Sue so she can't resurrect Boromir.]]

But her hair was like mithril!\\

* KaleidoscopeHair: Mary Sue's hair might be "flame-red" or "silver", but Boromir just states that it changes color.
* LoveTriangle: Mary Sue loves Legolas, Aragorn, and the hobbits, but mostly Legolas. (If she's not a HaremSeeker, she's annoyingly inconsistent.) This is all one way; the men never love her except when she uses her powers to take them OutOfCharacter.
* MediumAwareness: The characters know that they are in a story from a book. Legolas writes, "Gimli doesn't even LIKE me until sometime past the middle of this book." Gandalf and Gimli make efforts to keep the plot on the rails.

* TakeThat: Sam complains about the movie. First, he knows that they [[AdaptedOut skipped Tom Bombadil]]. Second, when Galadriel gave presents to Sam and the others, "that scene got cut out to make Frodo look more special."