History FanFic / ImmaWiserd

10th Jun '16 11:38:45 PM nombretomado
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* StatlerAndWaldorf: Make appearances in the story.
23rd Aug '15 8:53:18 PM Iva
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[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon Patronus.

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[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers mother's house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon Patronus.
25th Mar '15 6:07:50 AM 16teeth
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** Black people eat fried chicken & watermelon, use black slang frequently, listen to rap music a lost, love guns & are bad at spelling.
** Jews are money-obsessed, are evil and use eloquent language excessively.
** Females love domestic work, are obsessed with looks & promiscuous.

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** Black people eat fried chicken & watermelon, use black slang frequently, listen to rap music a lost, lot, love guns & (going by the supposed author) are bad at spelling.
** Jews are money-obsessed, are evil and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking use eloquent language excessively.
excessively]].
** Females [[StayInTheKitchen love domestic work, work]], are obsessed with looks & promiscuous.



** Gays are promiscuous, theater-loving and generally very camp.

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** Gays are promiscuous, theater-loving theater-loving, colourful and generally very camp.


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* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Turtle has his love of fried chicken, to the extent that he tries to re-invent it in biblical past because life wouldn't be the same without it. Also, fruit loops for Josef.
18th Mar '15 2:32:47 PM 16teeth
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* ExcusePlot: Any plot there is is mostly just dressing for the story's various MartyStu's.


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* TheKlan: Except they're revealed to be ghosts during the Quidditch match, after which they show up less frequently.


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** Black people eat fried chicken & watermelon, use black slang frequently, listen to rap music a lost, love guns & are bad at spelling.
** Jews are money-obsessed, are evil and use eloquent language excessively.
** Females love domestic work, are obsessed with looks & promiscuous.
** Old people are easily confused.
** Gays are promiscuous, theater-loving and generally very camp.
2nd Mar '15 5:11:11 AM 16teeth
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* DisneyDeath: Turtle. ''Twice''.


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* FlatCharacter: Par for course for a TrollFic.
2nd Mar '15 5:08:46 AM 16teeth
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* SlutShaming: Tends to happen to female antagonists.
14th Feb '15 12:09:12 PM primatehybrid
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* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of AbrahamLincoln all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).

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* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of AbrahamLincoln (probably because the author confused him with the Biblical Abraham) all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).
11th Feb '15 12:16:11 AM CCPrime
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[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon patronus.
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[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon patronus.Patronus.
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11th Feb '15 12:14:30 AM CCPrime
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[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting god & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon patronus.

In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the cause of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be TrollFic by those who have read it.

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[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting god God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon patronus.

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In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the cause source of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming a muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be a TrollFic by those who have read it.



* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of AbrahamLincoln all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).

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* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures, figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of AbrahamLincoln all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).
25th Oct '14 3:22:24 PM 16teeth
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In the midst of this, it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the cause of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be TrollFic by those who have read it.

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In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the cause of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be TrollFic by those who have read it.
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