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17th Jun '18 7:54:25 AM Hjortron18
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'''Thor:''' ''[looks at Loki's alll black suit]'' No? Then why do your dress like one?

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'''Thor:''' ''[looks at Loki's alll all black suit]'' No? Then why do your dress like one?
17th Jun '18 7:53:30 AM Hjortron18
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::: He ramps up the snark considerably in ''Film/ThorRagnarok''.
--->'''Loki:''' I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch!\\
'''Thor:''' ''[looks at Loki's alll black suit]'' No? Then why do your dress like one?



-->'''Tony:''' What's the Vibranium for?\\

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-->'''Tony:''' --->'''Tony:''' What's the Vibranium for?\\
17th Jun '18 7:43:43 AM Hjortron18
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---> '''Brandt:''' Really? That's all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\

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---> '''Brandt:''' --->'''Brandt:''' Really? That's all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\



---> '''Christine Everheart:''' Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?\\

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---> '''Christine --->'''Christine Everheart:''' Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?\\



---> '''Captain America:''' Wait, Stark! We need a plan of attack!\\

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---> '''Captain --->'''Captain America:''' Wait, Stark! We need a plan of attack!\\



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---> '''Clint:''' Do you want me to take him down or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?
---> '''Clint:''' You better call it Coulson, cause I'm starting to root for this guy.

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***
---> '''Clint:'''
*** Clint Barton, when a group of S.H.I.E.L.D agents unsuccessfully tries to stop Thor from entering the facility:
---->'''Clint:'''
Do you want me to take him down or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?
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up?\\
'''Clint:''' You better call it Coulson, cause I'm starting to root for this guy.



---> (In a casual tone of voice) "It's good to have you back. Now if you'll excuse me, [[spoiler: I have to destroy Jotunheim."]]

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---> (In ---->'''Loki:''' ''[in a casual tone of voice) "It's voice]'' It's good to have you back. Now if you'll excuse me, [[spoiler: I [[spoiler:I have to destroy Jotunheim."]]]]



-->'''Sif:''' I've got this completely under control.\\
'''Thor:''' ''(looks around at the destruction)'' Is that why everything's on fire?

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-->'''Sif:''' --->'''Sif:''' I've got this completely under control.\\
'''Thor:''' ''(looks ''[looks around at the destruction)'' destruction]'' Is that why everything's on fire?
13th Jun '18 5:54:36 PM ErraticQuelea
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* In HotTubTimeMachine, Lou is the king of this trope.
12th Jun '18 6:29:27 PM foxley
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* ''Film/MysteryOfTheWaxMuseum'' has Florence, who can't seem to have a conversation without snarking at her interlocutor, generally in rapid-fire 1930s slang.
4th Jun '18 4:17:18 PM maxsuldor
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--> '''Brandt:''' Really? That's all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\

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--> *** Some of his better ones are as follows:
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'''Brandt:''' Really? That's all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\



*** It doesn't stop there. He programmed JARVIS to be this for SnarkToSnarkCombat.

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---> '''Christine Everheart:''' Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?\\
'''Tony:''' Ridiculous, I don't paint.

---> '''Captain America:''' Wait, Stark! We need a plan of attack!\\
'''Tony:''' I do have a plan. Attack.
*** And so on.
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It doesn't stop there. He programmed JARVIS to be this for SnarkToSnarkCombat.
4th Jun '18 3:54:35 PM maxsuldor
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* ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'':
** [[Characters/MCUCaptainAmerica CaptainAmerica]] is kind of a snarky bastard—which is fitting for a guy who spent the first twenty-odd years of his life as a pipsqueak whose only real weapon was his mouth.
** Naturally, ''Film/IronMan'' has its titular [[Characters/MCUIronMan armored hero]], which then gets taken to the next level in ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'', and even moreso in ''Film/IronMan3''. Said film is even directed by the already-mentioned Shane Black.\\
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It doesn't stop there. He programmed JARVIS to be this for SnarkToSnarkCombat.

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* ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'':
''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'': Everyone gets their moment at some point, though some characters stand out more than others:
** [[Characters/MCUCaptainAmerica CaptainAmerica]] Captain America]] is kind of a snarky bastard—which is fitting for a guy who spent the first twenty-odd years of his life as a pipsqueak whose only real weapon was his mouth.
** Naturally, ''Film/IronMan'' has its titular [[Characters/MCUIronMan armored hero]], hero Tony Stark]], which then gets taken to the next level in ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'', and even moreso in ''Film/IronMan3''. Said film is even directed by the already-mentioned Shane Black.\\
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Black.
--> '''Brandt:''' Really? That's all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\
'''Tony:''' Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
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It doesn't stop there. He programmed JARVIS to be this for SnarkToSnarkCombat.
20th May '18 9:07:38 PM Fireblood
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** High King Peter has a moment of his own when Caspian expresses shock at the ancient kings and queens youth.

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** High King Peter has a moment of his own when Caspian expresses shock at the ancient kings kings' and queens queens' youth.



* ''{{Film/Mythica}}'': Dagen. Practically everything he says is some kind of witty, cutting remark.



* ''Film/TopGun'': Goose. "The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
* ''Film/TrueBeliever'': Eddie Dodd, like a lot of characters portrayed by James Woods.



* ''Film/TopGun'': Goose. "The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
* ''Film/TrueBeliever'': Eddie Dodd, like a lot of characters portrayed by James Woods.
29th Apr '18 1:26:44 PM nombretomado
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* In the ''Film/DCExtendedUniverse'', we have Alfred Pennyworth, as usual, but also Comicbook/{{Batman}} himself. In ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'', there's this exchange -

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* In the ''Film/DCExtendedUniverse'', ''Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse'', we have Alfred Pennyworth, as usual, but also Comicbook/{{Batman}} himself. In ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'', there's this exchange -
29th Mar '18 9:58:20 PM nombretomado
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* Almost all of the main characters of ''SinCity''.

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* Almost all of the main characters of ''SinCity''.''Film/SinCity''.
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