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8th Feb '16 6:02:59 AM FF32
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* I expected the TeamFortress2 JRPG "Team Fortress 2: Hearts of Australium" to tank, but Valve and Square Enix pulled through. TimCurry and ChristopherSabat play each other off hilariously as Grey Mann and Saxton Hale respectively. Grey is the main antagonist [[spoiler:for the first quarter]] of the game. [[spoiler: He's killed by his own grandson [[TheStarscream Silver Mann]]. [[TeensAreMonsters From then on, HE becomes]] [[BigBad the REAL main villain]]. (He also happens to be the Soldier's kid too. Just roll with it.) It's up to the mercenaries, the Soldier's former lover Scarlet Mann (Lori Alan), Aurum Mann (Silver's good[[GoodIsNotSoft (ish)]] brother), and Hale to stop Silver from destroying the universe, and prove once and for all [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking that Aurum has better hair]].]] [[MindScrew The story's crazy]], but Valve did get HideoKojima to work on the story.
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* I expected the TeamFortress2 VideoGame/TeamFortress2 JRPG "Team Fortress 2: Hearts of Australium" to tank, but Valve and Square Enix pulled through. TimCurry and ChristopherSabat play each other off hilariously as Grey Mann and Saxton Hale respectively. Grey is the main antagonist [[spoiler:for the first quarter]] of the game. [[spoiler: He's killed by his own grandson [[TheStarscream Silver Mann]]. [[TeensAreMonsters From then on, HE becomes]] [[BigBad the REAL main villain]]. (He also happens to be the Soldier's kid too. Just roll with it.) It's up to the mercenaries, the Soldier's former lover Scarlet Mann (Lori Alan), Aurum Mann (Silver's good[[GoodIsNotSoft (ish)]] brother), and Hale to stop Silver from destroying the universe, and prove once and for all [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking that Aurum has better hair]].]] [[MindScrew The story's crazy]], but Valve did get HideoKojima to work on the story.
29th Jan '16 4:54:40 PM nombretomado
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* The ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland''[=/=]''Total drama action'' fighting game with all 22 campers playable is a must have (WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy fan get a bonus: the cul-de-sac is in as a super secret stage!). The best part is that all 22 campers have super powers: Cody and Trent heal over time, Ezekiel is an [[KnifeNut arrow nut]] (and, for some reason, has a device in one of his specials that [[SuperSmashBrothers seems like a landmaster]]...), Bridgette can summon giant tital waves, and DJ has the power of heart, and so on. But one thing that worries me is that Cody has a [[PaletteSwap alternate outfit]] that looks a lot like [[FanFic/WilliamCountry Joshua...]]
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* The ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland''[=/=]''Total drama action'' fighting game with all 22 campers playable is a must have (WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy fan get a bonus: the cul-de-sac is in as a super secret stage!). The best part is that all 22 campers have super powers: Cody and Trent heal over time, Ezekiel is an [[KnifeNut arrow nut]] (and, for some reason, has a device in one of his specials that [[SuperSmashBrothers [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros seems like a landmaster]]...), Bridgette can summon giant tital tidal waves, and DJ has the power of heart, and so on. But one thing that worries me is that Cody has a [[PaletteSwap alternate outfit]] that looks a lot like [[FanFic/WilliamCountry Joshua...]]
23rd Jan '16 9:02:25 AM nombretomado
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* They finally made an abridged version of TheTwilightSaga, all in a single book. This book takes most of the important parts of the novels, removes the {{Padding}}, and changes a few details to be more accurate with the real world. Remember [[spoiler:Renesmee]]? She doesn't exist in this version of the saga! This and other factors (such as making [[MarySue Bella Swan]] and [[GaryStu Edward Cullen]] [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap more likeable characters]] by keeping the positive aspects and giving them actual, legitamate flaws, as well as adding the fact that they are now concerned for people other than themselve) make this a [[AdaptationDistillation better story than the original books and the movies.]] Plus: A [[FunnyMoments hilarious]] afterword with the author of this abridged version complaining that he had to practically ''beg'' StephenieMeyer to let him abridge the novels into a single one. It's gotten so popular that there are talks of a film version of this! For those who originally hated Twilight, you should check this out and see what the original books ''should have been''!
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* They finally made an abridged version of TheTwilightSaga, all in a single book. This book takes most of the important parts of the novels, removes the {{Padding}}, and changes a few details to be more accurate with the real world. Remember [[spoiler:Renesmee]]? She doesn't exist in this version of the saga! This and other factors (such as making [[MarySue Bella Swan]] and [[GaryStu Edward Cullen]] [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap more likeable characters]] by keeping the positive aspects and giving them actual, legitamate flaws, as well as adding the fact that they are now concerned for people other than themselve) make this a [[AdaptationDistillation better story than the original books and the movies.]] Plus: A [[FunnyMoments hilarious]] afterword with the author of this abridged version complaining that he had to practically ''beg'' StephenieMeyer Creator/StephenieMeyer to let him abridge the novels into a single one. It's gotten so popular that there are talks of a film version of this! For those who originally hated Twilight, you should check this out and see what the original books ''should have been''!
14th Jan '16 4:34:35 PM nombretomado
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* Man, SquareEnix really proved how much they cared about their fans when they released their ''Chrono Tales'' anthology to go along with the collector's edition of ''Chrono Break'', right? Hiring the makers of ''Chrono Resurrection'' and ''Crimson Echoes'' to port their creations to consoles, plus a brand-new official Chrono game. Rumor has it that Nintendo liked it so much they're bringing out a 3D Mother Trilogy for Wii!
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* Man, SquareEnix Creator/SquareEnix really proved how much they cared about their fans when they released their ''Chrono Tales'' anthology to go along with the collector's edition of ''Chrono Break'', right? Hiring the makers of ''Chrono Resurrection'' and ''Crimson Echoes'' to port their creations to consoles, plus a brand-new official Chrono game. Rumor has it that Nintendo liked it so much they're bringing out a 3D Mother Trilogy for Wii!
7th Jan '16 1:39:49 PM nombretomado
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* I will be waiting for that new SpaceChannel5 game. I demand playable Purge SEGA!
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* I will be waiting for that new SpaceChannel5 VideoGame/SpaceChannel5 game. I demand playable Purge SEGA!
2nd Jan '16 10:53:03 PM nombretomado
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* ''Tales of the Volt Dynasty''. I liked SoonIWillBeInvincible, but Tales not only deconstructs the concept of a LegacyCharacter and all the tropes surrounding that, but builds a surprisingly rich universe from scratch. Sure, some of the minor characters are Expies, but in superhero fiction it's almost impossible to avoid that.
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* ''Tales of the Volt Dynasty''. I liked SoonIWillBeInvincible, Literature/SoonIWillBeInvincible, but Tales not only deconstructs the concept of a LegacyCharacter and all the tropes surrounding that, but builds a surprisingly rich universe from scratch. Sure, some of the minor characters are Expies, but in superhero fiction it's almost impossible to avoid that.
2nd Jan '16 1:24:58 PM nombretomado
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* If you think that [[Franchise/{{SuperMarioBros}} Mario]], Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, Franchise/MegaMan and VideoGame/PacMan being in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' for UsefulNotes/WiiU was cool, then prepare to be blown away by ''Pretty Guardian Sailor Pokémon Nevenending N: Sailor Warriors''! Not only do the aforementioned mascots appear as playable characters, but it is the best {{Anime}} fighter in human history. Even better than Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax IMHO! Anyway, [[VideoGame/{{PokemonBlackAndWhite}} Ghetsis]] arranges a fighting tournament in an attempt to rid himself of the Sailor Scouts, at least in the story mode, which is based on the Neverending N season of the Sailor Pokémon Crystal anime. Your standard fighting game modes are here like story, local vs., online vs., training, Dramatic Battle (In which two Scouts of your choice fight Giovanni, Mewtwo, Jessie and James, Ghetsis, Mecha N, Mecha Sonic and Sailor Galaxia in that order.) and even the World Tour mode from [[VideoGame/{{StreetFighterAlpha}} Street Fighter Alpha 3]]. {{Nintendo}}, {{Sega}}, {{Capcom}} and NamcoBandai outdid themselves with this fantastic 3DS game which also got an HD port on the WiiU as Pretty Guardian Sailor Pokémon Nevending N:Sailor Warriors HD!! And every single Sailor Scout from Sailor Hilda to WonderMomo is playable, too! And in addition, stages based on SuperMarioKart, SonicGenerations, MegaManX, PacManWorld, FZero, EternalChampions, CherryTreeHighComedyClub and VideoGame/{{Klonoa}} are unlockable.
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* If you think that [[Franchise/{{SuperMarioBros}} Mario]], Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, Franchise/MegaMan and VideoGame/PacMan being in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' for UsefulNotes/WiiU was cool, then prepare to be blown away by ''Pretty Guardian Sailor Pokémon Nevenending N: Sailor Warriors''! Not only do the aforementioned mascots appear as playable characters, but it is the best {{Anime}} fighter in human history. Even better than Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax IMHO! Anyway, [[VideoGame/{{PokemonBlackAndWhite}} Ghetsis]] arranges a fighting tournament in an attempt to rid himself of the Sailor Scouts, at least in the story mode, which is based on the Neverending N season of the Sailor Pokémon Crystal anime. Your standard fighting game modes are here like story, local vs., online vs., training, Dramatic Battle (In which two Scouts of your choice fight Giovanni, Mewtwo, Jessie and James, Ghetsis, Mecha N, Mecha Sonic and Sailor Galaxia in that order.) and even the World Tour mode from [[VideoGame/{{StreetFighterAlpha}} Street Fighter Alpha 3]]. {{Nintendo}}, {{Sega}}, {{Capcom}} and NamcoBandai outdid themselves with this fantastic 3DS game which also got an HD port on the WiiU as Pretty Guardian Sailor Pokémon Nevending N:Sailor Warriors HD!! And every single Sailor Scout from Sailor Hilda to WonderMomo is playable, too! And in addition, stages based on SuperMarioKart, SonicGenerations, VideoGame/SonicGenerations, MegaManX, PacManWorld, FZero, EternalChampions, CherryTreeHighComedyClub and VideoGame/{{Klonoa}} are unlockable.
20th Dec '15 12:30:51 PM WildeOscar
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** Both versions of "Shere Khan" are just great. I didn't think traditional Indian music and funk soul would mix well on a Broadway stage but i was wrong. I especially love the saxophone-playing wolves. Also, if you're only familiar with the musical, the novel is quite different. Not only does it have a very different plot but most of the characters have total personality changes, especially Bagheera and the elephants.
20th Dec '15 4:09:39 AM Morgenthaler
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Like A Badass Out Of Hell is being split into new tropes.
** I could go on with the sheer amount of awesome you guys missed out on, including a long-awaited WWF/WCW crossover PPV that concluded with WCW Champion Bret Hart vs WWF Champion OwenHart. On the other hand, Cheney never declares himself to be GodEmperor of the [[EagleLand American]] [[TheEmpire Imperium]] and UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin did not conquer [[LikeABadassOutOfHell Hell]] and [[CrapsackWorld all the Eastern Hemisphere,]] so I suppose its a fair trade-off.
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** I could go on with the sheer amount of awesome you guys missed out on, including a long-awaited WWF/WCW crossover PPV that concluded with WCW Champion Bret Hart vs WWF Champion OwenHart. On the other hand, Cheney never declares himself to be GodEmperor of the [[EagleLand American]] [[TheEmpire Imperium]] and UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin did not [[HellHasNewManagement conquer [[LikeABadassOutOfHell Hell]] and [[CrapsackWorld all the Eastern Hemisphere,]] so I suppose its a fair trade-off.
19th Dec '15 5:57:54 PM nombretomado
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* ''{{Shenmue}} III'' took f*cking forever, but ''good god, it is SO worth it!''
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* ''{{Shenmue}} ''VideoGame/{{Shenmue}} III'' took f*cking forever, but ''good god, it is SO worth it!''
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