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[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fanfiction_critic_6464.jpg]] ->''"I'm the [=FanFiction=] Critic, and this is what you do with a B.A. in English!"'' ->''"In the future, if I happen to review your fanfiction, I'm not doing it to insult you; [[DeadpanSnarker I'm making fun of your poor writing skills.]]"'' -->--'''Episode 1 "Disney Seven"''' The [=FanFiction=] Critic is a reviewer on Website/YouTube, with currently over 1,000 subscribers. Her forte is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, bad fanfics. But not just any fanfics, no. She reviews some of the worst fanfics out there, armed only with her [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm]] and her never-ending fountain of {{Shout Out}}s to things much, much better than the things she's reviewing. Wish her luck, everyone, she's gonna need it. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/AFanFictionCritic Her Youtube channel is here.]] [[http://blip.tv/the-fanfiction-critic Alternatively, go here for her channel on blip.tv.]] Not to be confused with WebVideo/TheFanficCritic, although the two of them are friends. This article NeedsMoreLove. ---- !!Tropes featured include: * AuthorCatchphrase: Several reviewed fanfics have these to the point where she makes fun of it, especially "ne'er-do-wells" and "furry friends" in The Disney Seven. --> '''Fanfiction Critic''': Stop saying "furry friends"! Because every time you do, I picture ''this''! (Shows picture from [[FurryFandom Anthrocon]]) * BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: During "Face the Strange," Shadow the Hedgehog hits on the Mary Sue, prompting the Fanfiction Critic to be repulsed and ask if they can ''please'' have something that's not bestiality. Unfortunately, the fic practically [[GilliganCut Gilligan Cuts]] into Dumbledore's incredibly out-of-character pedophilia. * BerserkButton: ** Homophobia, see the review of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdR-dVa2mI&feature=related Face the Strange]]. ** Most Mary Sue tropes. ** Run-on sentences really tick her off. ** As shown in the review of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmD9v5Ll6ts Marie]]'', she doesn't take kindly to plagiarism. ** And, oddly enough, BreakingTheFourthWall, unless you're SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} or Series/{{Lovejoy}}, of course. * BigWordShout: Lets out a big "Why?" during her review of FanFic/FaceTheStrange when [[TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] makes an appearance. * CaptainObviousAesop: {{Invoked|Trope}} by the woman herself. The sheer depravity, stupidity, and ValuesDissonance of the writers she reviews occasionally forces her dispense one of these. Paraphrased. -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' Okay, let's just be clear, sweetie. If [[CreepyUncle your uncle is molesting you]], it [[CaptainObvious doesn't count as cheating on your boyfriend]]. * BreadEggsBreadedEggs: In episode 39, whilst reviewing 'Quasimodo and Marie's Baby', pointing out all of the flaws in the author's description of Marie's pregnancy. -->'''Fanfiction Critic''': That's not what a craving is. A craving is when you wanna eat something specific- for example, if you really wanna eat chocolate. Or spaghetti. Or chocolate-covered spaghetti. * CatchPhrase: The page quote. ** "Oh NO!" ** I'd like to thank _____ for sending me this fanfiction. I'd also like to kick them in the shin, but we can't always get what we want, now can we? ** [Musical artist], play me out! ** ShowDontTell! ** *insert PrecisionFStrike here* *[[TheSwearJar Clunk]]* ** When reviewing something ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' related, "Oh, Harry Potter. What can really be said about?" * CutenessOverload: Her reaction after finding pictures of cute hedgehogs in her review of "Sonic Fights Robotnik". * DeadpanSnarker: In all of her reviews, though you can't really blame her. ** Diane, the text reader, acts like this in the review of several of her reviews. * [[DeadFic Dead Series]]: It's starting to appear this way since she hasn't updated in over a year. ** Confirmed on [[https://twitter.com/The_Linnie_G/status/382311000835629057 Twitter.]] * DrinkingGame: She often starts one up when a fic gets particularly bad, usually when she finds something incredibly repetitive or annoying about it (PurpleProse descriptions of a MarySue, run-on sentences, etc). She tells her viewers to join her if they want, but warns them not to drive and to have their hospital number on speed dial in case of alcohol poisoning. * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: She was gonna review good or bad fanfiction. RuleOfFunny nixed that. * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: 'The Fanfiction Critic', obviously, mostly due to the fact that it's part of how she introduces herself at the start of every video. Her real name is Linnie, which generally only her online friends and hardcore die-hard fans call her. * ForScience: In the introduction of episode 43, 'TheHumanCentipede Double Feature', she says this word-for-word whilst explaining the premise. -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' It was a shocking horror film about an evil German scientist who wanted to join three people togther, ass to mouth, for the sheer purpose of- um... hang on a minute, it was 'cause he wanted... because of, um... it was... um... h-he did it for... science? Oh hell, do people even need reasons for doing anything anymore? * HeroicBSOD: After reviewing her own fan fic, which follows onto the beginning of her review of "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo", where she's plastered/recovering from a hangover. ** The beginning of the second '''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' fic. * INeedAFreakingDrink: During her review of "FanFic/LegolasByLaura". -->[[ShoutOut It's five-O'-clock somewhere]], right? ** Reappears in several subsequent reviews, usually of particularly heinous fanfics. She often makes a DrinkingGame out of it when there's something repetitive and annoying, encouraging her viewers to join in but to also have their hospital on speed dial, and not to drive. ** The Mary Sue in [[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbidden Fruit]] is so ridiculous that she eventually just comes back from Diane's reading already draining her flask. * TheLongList: In one review, she gives a list of [[WarGod warrior goddesses]] (complete with pictures) to comment on how she always saw nice, fluffy IncorruptiblePurePureness goddesses in fanfic and actual mythology wasn't like that. Sometimes her explaining what's wrong with a fanfic can go into this territory as well, because most of the stuff she reviews, well, ''does'' have a lot of things wrong with it. * OldShame: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Fanfiction Critc Reviews Her Own Fanfiction]]. [[http://underdog.hhgerbilry.com/stories/notso.txt This Fic in Question]]. * OlderThanTheyLook: Even though she says in every episode that she has a B.A. in English, people frequently mistake her for a teenager due to her youthful appearance. She's actually twenty-seven. * OneOfUs: She's used the names of tropes several times- most frequently ShowDontTell- and in a commentary admitted to being familiar with TV Tropes. * OutDamnedSpot: A rare humorous version. She feels dirtied by quoting a racist fanfic and begins scrubbing her mouth with a toothbrush. Overlaps with ShowerOfAngst below. * PerverseSexualLust: Has this for [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Jareth]]. * TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Done on multiple occasions, most notably with "FanFic/FaceTheStrange" and "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo," where she calls the writers out on their homophobia and misogyny. * TheRival: Whenever she sends a bad movie to ''WebVideo/TheyMadeMeWatchThis'', he sends her a bad fic. * RunningGag: The Cube of Profanity becomes this in some reviews. ** In Episode 18, referring to the illustrations of [[Franchise/HarryPotter girl!Harry,]] [[GenderBender girl!Ron,]] etc. "You can never un-see that. ''Ever''." ** Every time the stuffed wolf plush appears, it has a different name (examples include Smoopykins, Mister Snickerdoodle, Fluffykins, and Grumpytumpkins). * SanitySlippage: During the worst of her reviews, she edges into this. * SitcomArchNemesis: Has one in the form of [[WebVideo/TheyMadeMeWatchThis Detroit]]. * ShoutOut: All of her reviews include several. * ShowerOfAngst: Fanfiction Critic had to keep on taking showers because she was reading a fic involving Bella Swan getting raped by Edward Cullen and Bella was okay with it. Later parodied, as she leaps up for showers repeatedly over the course of a single review. Eventually, she has a [[UpToEleven toothbrushing of angst]] after quoting a racist fanfiction, claiming it made her mouth "feel dirty." * SnarkyNonHumanSidekick: Diane the text reader in the review of "[[{{Titanic}} Seven Years Later]]" * SpecialEffectsFailure: In-universe, the Fanfiction Devil's horns. -->'''Critic:''' They look like {{steampunk}} goggles painted red. -->'''Devil:''' They're just filed down like in ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''! -->'''Critic:''' Oh, [[OffTheShelfFX the costume store was out of horns]]? * TheSwearJar: She uses the Cube of Profanity. She mentions in one episode that once it fills up, all the money will be donated to the Red Cross. * ToThePain: Her descriptions of what she'd like to do with the author of FanFic/BackToTheFrollo get vivid, especially when she dresses up as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "The Fanfiction Devil"]] and begins describing the center of Fanfiction Hell. It's a running trend during the worst of her reviews. ----
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[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fanfiction_critic_6464.jpg]] ->''"I'm the [=FanFiction=] Critic, and this is what you do with a B.A. in English!"'' ->''"In the future, if I happen to review your fanfiction, I'm not doing it to insult you; [[DeadpanSnarker I'm making fun of your poor writing skills.]]"'' -->--'''Episode 1 "Disney Seven"''' The [=FanFiction=] Critic is a reviewer on Website/YouTube, with currently over 1,000 subscribers. Her forte is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, bad fanfics. But not just any fanfics, no. She reviews some of the worst fanfics out there, armed only with her [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm]] and her never-ending fountain of {{Shout Out}}s to things much, much better than the things she's reviewing. Wish her luck, everyone, she's gonna need it. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/AFanFictionCritic Her Youtube channel is here.]] [[http://blip.tv/the-fanfiction-critic Alternatively, go here for her channel on blip.tv.]] Not to be confused with WebVideo/TheFanficCritic, although the two of them are friends. This article NeedsMoreLove. ---- !!Tropes featured include: * AuthorCatchphrase: Several reviewed fanfics have these to the point where she makes fun of it, especially "ne'er-do-wells" and "furry friends" in The Disney Seven. --> '''Fanfiction Critic''': Stop saying "furry friends"! Because every time you do, I picture ''this''! (Shows picture from [[FurryFandom Anthrocon]]) * BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: During "Face the Strange," Shadow the Hedgehog hits on the Mary Sue, prompting the Fanfiction Critic to be repulsed and ask if they can ''please'' have something that's not bestiality. Unfortunately, the fic practically [[GilliganCut Gilligan Cuts]] into Dumbledore's incredibly out-of-character pedophilia. * BerserkButton: ** Homophobia, see the review of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdR-dVa2mI&feature=related Face the Strange]]. ** Most Mary Sue tropes. ** Run-on sentences really tick her off. ** As shown in the review of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmD9v5Ll6ts Marie]]'', she doesn't take kindly to plagiarism. ** And, oddly enough, BreakingTheFourthWall, unless you're SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} or Series/{{Lovejoy}}, of course. * BigWordShout: Lets out a big "Why?" during her review of FanFic/FaceTheStrange when [[TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] makes an appearance. * CaptainObviousAesop: {{Invoked|Trope}} by the woman herself. The sheer depravity, stupidity, and ValuesDissonance of the writers she reviews occasionally forces her dispense one of these. Paraphrased. -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' Okay, let's just be clear, sweetie. If [[CreepyUncle your uncle is molesting you]], it [[CaptainObvious doesn't count as cheating on your boyfriend]]. * BreadEggsBreadedEggs: In episode 39, whilst reviewing 'Quasimodo and Marie's Baby', pointing out all of the flaws in the author's description of Marie's pregnancy. -->'''Fanfiction Critic''': That's not what a craving is. A craving is when you wanna eat something specific- for example, if you really wanna eat chocolate. Or spaghetti. Or chocolate-covered spaghetti. * CatchPhrase: The page quote. ** "Oh NO!" ** I'd like to thank _____ for sending me this fanfiction. I'd also like to kick them in the shin, but we can't always get what we want, now can we? ** [Musical artist], play me out! ** ShowDontTell! ** *insert PrecisionFStrike here* *[[TheSwearJar Clunk]]* ** When reviewing something ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' related, "Oh, Harry Potter. What can really be said about?" * CutenessOverload: Her reaction after finding pictures of cute hedgehogs in her review of "Sonic Fights Robotnik". * DeadpanSnarker: In all of her reviews, though you can't really blame her. ** Diane, the text reader, acts like this in the review of several of her reviews. * [[DeadFic Dead Series]]: It's starting to appear this way since she hasn't updated in over a year. ** Confirmed on [[https://twitter.com/The_Linnie_G/status/382311000835629057 Twitter.]] * DrinkingGame: She often starts one up when a fic gets particularly bad, usually when she finds something incredibly repetitive or annoying about it (PurpleProse descriptions of a MarySue, run-on sentences, etc). She tells her viewers to join her if they want, but warns them not to drive and to have their hospital number on speed dial in case of alcohol poisoning. * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: She was gonna review good or bad fanfiction. RuleOfFunny nixed that. * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: 'The Fanfiction Critic', obviously, mostly due to the fact that it's part of how she introduces herself at the start of every video. Her real name is Linnie, which generally only her online friends and hardcore die-hard fans call her. * ForScience: In the introduction of episode 43, 'TheHumanCentipede Double Feature', she says this word-for-word whilst explaining the premise. -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' It was a shocking horror film about an evil German scientist who wanted to join three people togther, ass to mouth, for the sheer purpose of- um... hang on a minute, it was 'cause he wanted... because of, um... it was... um... h-he did it for... science? Oh hell, do people even need reasons for doing anything anymore? * HeroicBSOD: After reviewing her own fan fic, which follows onto the beginning of her review of "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo", where she's plastered/recovering from a hangover. ** The beginning of the second '''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' fic. * INeedAFreakingDrink: During her review of "FanFic/LegolasByLaura". -->[[ShoutOut It's five-O'-clock somewhere]], right? ** Reappears in several subsequent reviews, usually of particularly heinous fanfics. She often makes a DrinkingGame out of it when there's something repetitive and annoying, encouraging her viewers to join in but to also have their hospital on speed dial, and not to drive. ** The Mary Sue in [[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbidden Fruit]] is so ridiculous that she eventually just comes back from Diane's reading already draining her flask. * TheLongList: In one review, she gives a list of [[WarGod warrior goddesses]] (complete with pictures) to comment on how she always saw nice, fluffy IncorruptiblePurePureness goddesses in fanfic and actual mythology wasn't like that. Sometimes her explaining what's wrong with a fanfic can go into this territory as well, because most of the stuff she reviews, well, ''does'' have a lot of things wrong with it. * OldShame: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Fanfiction Critc Reviews Her Own Fanfiction]]. [[http://underdog.hhgerbilry.com/stories/notso.txt This Fic in Question]]. * OlderThanTheyLook: Even though she says in every episode that she has a B.A. in English, people frequently mistake her for a teenager due to her youthful appearance. She's actually twenty-seven. * OneOfUs: She's used the names of tropes several times- most frequently ShowDontTell- and in a commentary admitted to being familiar with TV Tropes. * OutDamnedSpot: A rare humorous version. She feels dirtied by quoting a racist fanfic and begins scrubbing her mouth with a toothbrush. Overlaps with ShowerOfAngst below. * PerverseSexualLust: Has this for [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Jareth]]. * TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Done on multiple occasions, most notably with "FanFic/FaceTheStrange" and "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo," where she calls the writers out on their homophobia and misogyny. * TheRival: Whenever she sends a bad movie to ''WebVideo/TheyMadeMeWatchThis'', he sends her a bad fic. * RunningGag: The Cube of Profanity becomes this in some reviews. ** In Episode 18, referring to the illustrations of [[Franchise/HarryPotter girl!Harry,]] [[GenderBender girl!Ron,]] etc. "You can never un-see that. ''Ever''." ** Every time the stuffed wolf plush appears, it has a different name (examples include Smoopykins, Mister Snickerdoodle, Fluffykins, and Grumpytumpkins). * SanitySlippage: During the worst of her reviews, she edges into this. * SitcomArchNemesis: Has one in the form of [[WebVideo/TheyMadeMeWatchThis Detroit]]. * ShoutOut: All of her reviews include several. * ShowerOfAngst: Fanfiction Critic had to keep on taking showers because she was reading a fic involving Bella Swan getting raped by Edward Cullen and Bella was okay with it. Later parodied, as she leaps up for showers repeatedly over the course of a single review. Eventually, she has a [[UpToEleven toothbrushing of angst]] after quoting a racist fanfiction, claiming it made her mouth "feel dirty." * SnarkyNonHumanSidekick: Diane the text reader in the review of "[[{{Titanic}} Seven Years Later]]" * SpecialEffectsFailure: In-universe, the Fanfiction Devil's horns. -->'''Critic:''' They look like {{steampunk}} goggles painted red. -->'''Devil:''' They're just filed down like in ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''! -->'''Critic:''' Oh, [[OffTheShelfFX the costume store was out of horns]]? * TheSwearJar: She uses the Cube of Profanity. She mentions in one episode that once it fills up, all the money will be donated to the Red Cross. * ToThePain: Her descriptions of what she'd like to do with the author of FanFic/BackToTheFrollo get vivid, especially when she dresses up as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "The Fanfiction Devil"]] and begins describing the center of Fanfiction Hell. It's a running trend during the worst of her reviews. ----[[redirect:WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic]]
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** Most MarySue tropes.
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** Most MarySue Mary Sue tropes.
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The [=FanFiction=] Critic is a reviewer on Website/YouTube, with currently over 1,000 subscribers. Her forte is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, bad fanfics. But not just any fanfics, oh no. She reviews some of the dumbest, worst written, most perverted, and just plain oddest fanfics out there, armed only with her snark and her never-ending fountain of {{shout out}}s to things much, much better than the things she's reviewing. Wish her luck, everyone, she's gonna need it.
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The [=FanFiction=] Critic is a reviewer on Website/YouTube, with currently over 1,000 subscribers. Her forte is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, bad fanfics. But not just any fanfics, oh no. She reviews some of the dumbest, worst written, most perverted, and just plain oddest fanfics out there, armed only with her snark [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm]] and her never-ending fountain of {{shout out}}s {{Shout Out}}s to things much, much better than the things she's reviewing. Wish her luck, everyone, she's gonna need it.

--> '''Fanfiction Critic''': Oh, oh God oh God oh God this is worse, this is worse, I never thought I would ever say this in my whole entire life but ''please'' go back to the bestiality, this is disgusting ew ew ew ew ew [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you spelled like every single word in that sentence wrong and you need to capitalize your characters' names]] but ew ew ew ew ew!

** Homophobia, see the review of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdR-dVa2mI&feature=related Face the Strange.]] ** Most Mary Sue tropes.
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** Homophobia, see the review of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdR-dVa2mI&feature=related Face the Strange.]] Strange]]. ** Most Mary Sue MarySue tropes.

** As shown in the review of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmD9v5Ll6ts Marie,]]'' she doesn't take kindly to plagiarism.
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** As shown in the review of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmD9v5Ll6ts Marie,]]'' Marie]]'', she doesn't take kindly to plagiarism.

* BigNO: More of a big "Why?" during her review of FanFic/FaceTheStrange when [[TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] makes an appearance. * CaptainObviousAesop: The sheer depravity, stupidity, and ValuesDissonance of the writers she reviews occasionally forces her dispense one of these. Paraphrased. -->'''The Fanfiction Critic:''' Okay. Let's just be clear. Sweetie, if your uncle is molesting you, it [[CaptainObvious doesn't count as cheating on your boyfriend.]]
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* BigNO: More of BigWordShout: Lets out a big "Why?" during her review of FanFic/FaceTheStrange when [[TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] makes an appearance. * CaptainObviousAesop: {{Invoked|Trope}} by the woman herself. The sheer depravity, stupidity, and ValuesDissonance of the writers she reviews occasionally forces her dispense one of these. Paraphrased. -->'''The Fanfiction Paraphrased. -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' Okay. Let's Okay, let's just be clear. Sweetie, if clear, sweetie. If [[CreepyUncle your uncle is molesting you, you]], it [[CaptainObvious doesn't count as cheating on your boyfriend.]]boyfriend]].

-->'''The Fanfiction Critic''': That's not what a craving is. A craving is when you want to eat something specific- for example, if you really want to eat chocolate. Or spaghetti. Or chocolate-covered spaghetti.
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-->'''The Fanfiction -->'''Fanfiction Critic''': That's not what a craving is. A craving is when you want to wanna eat something specific- for example, if you really want to wanna eat chocolate. Or spaghetti. Or chocolate-covered spaghetti.

** [[ShowDontTell SHOW! Don't TELL!]] ** PrecisionFStrike *[[TheSwearJar Clunk]]*
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** [[ShowDontTell SHOW! Don't TELL!]] ShowDontTell! ** *insert PrecisionFStrike here* *[[TheSwearJar Clunk]]*

* DeadpanSnarker: In all of her reviews. She seems to have trouble leaving sarcasm mode.
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* DeadpanSnarker: In all of her reviews. She seems to have trouble leaving sarcasm mode.reviews, though you can't really blame her.

* DrinkingGame: She often starts one up when a fic gets particularly bad, usually when she finds something incredibly repetitive or annoying about it (PurpleProse descriptions of a MarySue, run-on sentences, et cetera). She tells her viewers to join her if they want, but warns them not to drive and to have their hospital number on speed dial in case of alcohol poisoning. * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: She was going to review good or bad fanfiction. RuleOfFunny nixed that.
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* DrinkingGame: She often starts one up when a fic gets particularly bad, usually when she finds something incredibly repetitive or annoying about it (PurpleProse descriptions of a MarySue, run-on sentences, et cetera).etc). She tells her viewers to join her if they want, but warns them not to drive and to have their hospital number on speed dial in case of alcohol poisoning. * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: She was going to gonna review good or bad fanfiction. RuleOfFunny nixed that.

* ForScience: In the introduction of episode 43, 'TheHumanCentipede Double Feature', she say this word-for-word whilst explaining the premise. -->'''The Fanfiction Critic:''' It was a shocking horror film about an evil German scientist who wanted to join three people togther, ass to mouth, for the sheer purpose of- um... hang on a minute, it was 'cause he wanted... because of, um... it was... um... h-he did it for... science? Oh hell, do people even need reasons for doing anything anymore?
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* ForScience: In the introduction of episode 43, 'TheHumanCentipede Double Feature', she say says this word-for-word whilst explaining the premise. -->'''The Fanfiction -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' It was a shocking horror film about an evil German scientist who wanted to join three people togther, ass to mouth, for the sheer purpose of- um... hang on a minute, it was 'cause he wanted... because of, um... it was... um... h-he did it for... science? Oh hell, do people even need reasons for doing anything anymore?

** The beginning of the second [[TheHumanCentipede review for Human Centipede fanfiction.]]
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** The beginning of the second [[TheHumanCentipede review for Human Centipede fanfiction.]]'''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' fic.

-->It's five-O'-clock somewhere, right?
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-->It's -->[[ShoutOut It's five-O'-clock somewhere, somewhere]], right?

** The Mary Sue in [[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbidden Fruit]] is so ridiculous that she eventually just comes back from Diane's reading already chugging from the flask. * TheLongList: In one review, she gives a Long List of warrior goddesses (complete with pictures) to comment on how she always saw nice fluffy IncorruptiblePurePureness goddesses in fanfic and actual mythology wasn't like that. Sometimes her explaining what's wrong with a fanfic can go into this territory as well, because most of the stuff she reviews, well, ''does'' have a lot of things wrong with it.
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** The Mary Sue in [[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbidden Fruit]] is so ridiculous that she eventually just comes back from Diane's reading already chugging from the draining her flask. * TheLongList: In one review, she gives a Long List list of [[WarGod warrior goddesses goddesses]] (complete with pictures) to comment on how she always saw nice nice, fluffy IncorruptiblePurePureness goddesses in fanfic and actual mythology wasn't like that. Sometimes her explaining what's wrong with a fanfic can go into this territory as well, because most of the stuff she reviews, well, ''does'' have a lot of things wrong with it.

* OlderThanTheyLook: Even though she says in every episode that she has a B.A. in English, people frequently mistake her for a teenager. She is in fact twenty-seven.
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* OlderThanTheyLook: Even though she says in every episode that she has a B.A. in English, people frequently mistake her for a teenager. She is in fact teenager due to her youthful appearance. She's actually twenty-seven.

* OutDamnedSpot: A rare humorous version. She feels dirtied by quoting a racist fanfic, and begins scrubbing her mouth with a toothbrush. Overlaps with ShowerOfAngst below. * PerverseSexualLust: Has this for [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Jareth the Goblin King]]. * ReasonYouSuckSpeech: Done on multiple occasions, most notably with "FanFic/FaceTheStrange" and "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo," where she calls the writers out on their homophobia and misogyny (respectively). Paraphrased: -->"Author, you are a bad person. I do not say this lightly, nor do I say it in jest, simply put, you are a bad person."
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* OutDamnedSpot: A rare humorous version. She feels dirtied by quoting a racist fanfic, fanfic and begins scrubbing her mouth with a toothbrush. Overlaps with ShowerOfAngst below. * PerverseSexualLust: Has this for [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Jareth the Goblin King]]. Jareth]]. * ReasonYouSuckSpeech: TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Done on multiple occasions, most notably with "FanFic/FaceTheStrange" and "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo," where she calls the writers out on their homophobia and misogyny (respectively). Paraphrased: -->"Author, you are a bad person. I do not say this lightly, nor do I say it in jest, simply put, you are a bad person."misogyny.

** Every time the stuffed wolf toy appears, it has a different name (examples include Smoopykins, Mister Snickerdoodle, Fluffykins, and Grumpytumpkins). * SanitySlippage: During the worst of her reviews, she edges into this. In her (paraphrased) words: -->"You think this can drive me mad? Well, the joke is on you, because I went mad a long time ago! HAHAHA!!! * SitcomArchNemesis: Detroit, who reviews bad movies, is basically this.
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** Every time the stuffed wolf toy plush appears, it has a different name (examples include Smoopykins, Mister Snickerdoodle, Fluffykins, and Grumpytumpkins). * SanitySlippage: During the worst of her reviews, she edges into this. In her (paraphrased) words:\n-->"You think this can drive me mad? Well, the joke is on you, because I went mad a long time ago! HAHAHA!!!\n * SitcomArchNemesis: Detroit, who reviews bad movies, is basically this.Has one in the form of [[WebVideo/TheyMadeMeWatchThis Detroit]].

* ShowerOfAngst: Fanfiction Critic had to keep on taking showers because she was reading a fic involving Bella Swan getting raped by Edward Cullen and Bella was okay with it. Later parodied, as she leaps up for showers repeatedly over the course of a single review. Eventually, she has a [[UpToEleven toothbrush of angst]] after quoting a racist fanfiction and claiming it made her mouth "feel dirty."
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* ShowerOfAngst: Fanfiction Critic had to keep on taking showers because she was reading a fic involving Bella Swan getting raped by Edward Cullen and Bella was okay with it. Later parodied, as she leaps up for showers repeatedly over the course of a single review. Eventually, she has a [[UpToEleven toothbrush toothbrushing of angst]] after quoting a racist fanfiction and fanfiction, claiming it made her mouth "feel dirty."

* SpecialEffectsFailure: In-universe, her alter ego the "Fanfiction Devil's" horns.
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* SpecialEffectsFailure: In-universe, her alter ego the "Fanfiction Devil's" Fanfiction Devil's horns.

-->'''Devil:''' They're just filed down, like in ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''!
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-->'''Devil:''' They're just filed down, down like in ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''!

* ToThePain: Her descriptions of what she'd like to do with the author of FanFic/BackToTheFrollo get . . . vivid, especially when she dresses up as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "The Fanfiction Devil"]] and begins describing the center of Fanfiction Hell. This is a running trend during the worst of her reviews.
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* ToThePain: Her descriptions of what she'd like to do with the author of FanFic/BackToTheFrollo get . . . get vivid, especially when she dresses up as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "The Fanfiction Devil"]] and begins describing the center of Fanfiction Hell. This is It's a running trend during the worst of her reviews.
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** And, oddly enough, BreakingTheFourthWall, unless you're Deadpool, of course.
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** And, oddly enough, BreakingTheFourthWall, unless you're Deadpool, SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} or Series/{{Lovejoy}}, of course.
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-->It's five-O'-clock somewhere, right?

* TheSwearJar: She uses the Cube of Profanity. She mentions in one episode that once it fills up the money will be donated to the Red Cross.
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* TheSwearJar: She uses the Cube of Profanity. She mentions in one episode that once it fills up up, all the money will be donated to the Red Cross.
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* TheSwearJar: She uses the Cube of Profanity.
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* TheSwearJar: She uses the Cube of Profanity. She mentions in one episode that once it fills up the money will be donated to the Red Cross.
1st Dec '13 11:50:40 AM CJCroen1393
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Not to be confused with WebVideo/TheFanficCritic.
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Not to be confused with WebVideo/TheFanficCritic. WebVideo/TheFanficCritic, although the two of them are friends.
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* PerverseSexualLust: Has this for [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Jareth the Goblin King]].
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** And, oddly enough, BreakingTheFourthWall, unless you're Deadpool, of course.
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* CutenessOverload: Her reaction after finding pictures of cute hedgehogs in her review of "Sonic Fights Robotnik".
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