History Characters / HomestuckCherubs

16th Dec '16 5:44:39 PM Twiddler
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* AmbiguousDisorder: He is undeniably a sociopath, but also admits finding it very hard to think clearly, often overlooks obvious solutions to his problems in favor of unnecessarily complex workarounds, has very poor social skills, lacks impulse control and self-awareness, and admits to "thinking in colours", suggesting he views the world in a fundamentally different way.
16th Dec '16 5:42:27 PM Twiddler
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* RealMenEatMeat [[SweetTooth and Candy]]: He tells Dirk those are the only types of food he likes to the point he refers to [[YuriFan Roxy/Jane]] as [[FandomNod Cotton Candy]] and refuses any pictures of [[HoYay Dirk/Jake]] saying the colors are too much like a [[RunningGag pumpkin]].

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* RealMenEatMeat [[SweetTooth and Candy]]: RealMenEatMeat: He tells Dirk those that meat and candy are the only types of food he likes likes, to the point he refers to [[YuriFan Roxy/Jane]] Roxy/Jane as [[FandomNod Cotton Candy]] and refuses any pictures of [[HoYay Dirk/Jake]] Dirk/Jake saying the colors are too much like a [[RunningGag pumpkin]].pumpkin.


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* SweetTooth: Candy is the only non-meat food he will eat.
16th Dec '16 5:11:53 PM ThePest179
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* WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove
-->[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007573 uu: I DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT HOPE]].
11th Nov '16 9:35:18 PM Twiddler
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** Their reproduction is entirely by kismesissitude, driven by their attraction to / loathing of cherubim of the opposite gender and CharacterAlignment. Mates find a black hole with a dying star and duel in the form of titanic, nigh-immortal serpents until one dominates. The loser is fertilized and loses its territory. If the male is fertilized, the alignment & gender pairing of the parents is copied in the two personalities of the child; if the female is, it flips. Other than that, biological gender is cosmetic. [[ParentalAbandonment Children grow up wholly alone]] except for their hated other personality, leading good cherubim to become [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold benevolent loners]] and evil cherubim to become cruel tyrants. Eventually, the loneliness of losing their other self drives them to seek out a cherub like their other half and repeat the cycle again.

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** Their reproduction is entirely by kismesissitude, driven by their attraction to / loathing of cherubim of the opposite gender and CharacterAlignment.moral alignment. Mates find a black hole with a dying star and duel in the form of titanic, nigh-immortal serpents until one dominates. The loser is fertilized and loses its territory. If the male is fertilized, the alignment & gender pairing of the parents is copied in the two personalities of the child; if the female is, it flips. Other than that, biological gender is cosmetic. [[ParentalAbandonment Children grow up wholly alone]] except for their hated other personality, leading good cherubim to become [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold benevolent loners]] and evil cherubim to become cruel tyrants. Eventually, the loneliness of losing their other self drives them to seek out a cherub like their other half and repeat the cycle again.
11th Nov '16 9:34:10 PM Twiddler
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* OverlyLongTongue: A post-canon snapchat update shows Calliope eating steak, her tongue wrapped around a large piece.
7th Oct '16 6:20:47 AM Togie
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->@@as alternate calliope she types with no caps at all in a deadpan manner, and types in her brother's blood color.

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->@@as alternate calliope she types with no caps at all in a deadpan manner, and types in her brother's blood color.@@
7th Oct '16 6:20:23 AM Togie
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->@@as alternate calliope she types with no caps at all in a deadpan manner, and types in her brother's blood color.
5th Oct '16 10:12:36 PM Cronosonic
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** Beating the stuffing out of Gamzee when he was only trying to help figure out how to get the game to work. Even worse once you find out that Gamzee ''raised him'' since he and Calliope were infants.

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** Beating the stuffing out of Gamzee when he was only trying to help figure out how to get the game to work. Even worse once you find out that Gamzee ''raised him'' since he and Calliope were infants. Granted, this also counts as KickTheSonOfABitch, as the misery Caliborn inflicts on Gamzee is hilariously cathartic for many readers after that slasher spree on the meteor and the shit he does after ''that''.
29th Jul '16 4:55:45 AM BlackMage
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* CovertPervert: In [=A6A6I4=], when a doomed Jade talks to Calliope about Typhaeus and describes him as a large green snake, she immediately associates him with the mating form of a cherub, and begins to snicker as Jade describes Typhaeus as 'awake and ready for [John]'. Though admittedly, a "large snake" being "awake and ready" for someone would probably sound kind of dirty to a human too.

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* CovertPervert: CovertPervert:
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In [=A6A6I4=], when a doomed Jade talks to Calliope about Typhaeus and describes him as a large green snake, she immediately associates him with the mating form of a cherub, and begins to snicker as Jade describes Typhaeus as 'awake and ready for [John]'. Though admittedly, a "large snake" being "awake and ready" for someone would probably sound kind of dirty to a human too.too.
** Take a look at her symbol (a caduceus). The cherubim species mating form is snake-like. A caduceus has two snakes wrapped around it. Her symbol is the mating form of two cherubs.
21st Jul '16 3:04:07 PM Sturmtrommel
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* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: He's incredibly misogynistic, referring to female characters as "bitches" and speaking of them in a very demeaning way.
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