* A triple Brick-joke pile up:
-->Q: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?\\
A: Open the fridge door, put the giraffe in, close the door.\\
Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?\\
A: Open the fridge door, let the giraffe out, put the elephant in, then close the door.\\
Q: The Lion King is having an animal conference. All the animals are there except one, who doesn't show up?\\
A: The elephant; he is in the fridge.\\
Q: You have to cross the river where the crocodiles live. You have no weapons and no boats, how do you do it?\\
A: Just swim across it: the crocs are at the animal conference, remember?
** A variation of the elephant in fridge joke:
-->Q: How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper?\\
A: Four, two in the front two in the back.\\
Q: How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper?\\
A: None, the Mini Cooper's full of elephants.\\
Q: How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge?\\
A: Footprints in the butter.\\
Q: How can you tell when there's two elephants in your fridge?\\
A: They giggle when the door's closed.\\
Q: How can you tell when there' three elephants in your fridge?\\
A: It's getting hard to close the door.\\
Q: How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge?\\
A: There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.
** Also try:
-->Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?\\
A: Someone threw a fridge at him.\\
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?\\
A: He was holding onto the first one.\\
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?\\
A: He was watching the first two and thought it was a game.\\
Q: Why did Billy fall off his bike?\\
A: He was hit by three falling koalas and a fridge.
** Another version:
-->Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?\\
A: 'cos he was dead.\\
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?\\
A: Stapled to the first one.\\
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?\\
A: Peer Group Pressure.\\
Q: Why did the kangaroo die?\\
A: Koalas landed on him.
** This one I remember from years ago:
-->3 guys are at heaven's gate being reviewed on their lives when how they died was asked by a guy who was already in line ahead of them.\\
1st guy: I was really paranoid that my wife was cheating on me so I decide to come home early one day and suspecting that there was a man in the room with her, searched for the lover all over the room. Unsuccessful, I saw a shadow on the window and in a fit of rage, picked up the trunk at the foot of the bed and tossed it out at the shadow, had a heart attack and died.\\
2nd guy: I was really happy because I just got a job washing windows when suddenly, a dresser came flying out from inside, hit me, causing me to lose balance and fall to my death.\\
3rd guy: Well, for me, I was jogging when I stopped to catch my breath. When I looked up and saw a trunk and a guy falling towards me...\\
Guy ahead of them: Man that's tough, but at least you all know how you guys died. I don't even know what happened to me. All I know is that I was hiding in a trunk from some crazy guy and next thing I knew, I was here...

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