History BadassBoast / VideoGames

24th Apr '16 6:04:29 AM kawaiineko333
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* In VideoGame/{{Drakengard3}} during Section D-8, Zero tries to give one of these out upon encountering what forces are left to stand in her way.
--> "My name is Zero, the original Intoner, and the immortal--"
--> Mooks swarm her until she kicks them off
--> "KNOCK IT OFF! I'm trying to make a speech here! Now... Uh... Oh for [[PrecisionFStrike fuck's]] sake! Now I lost my place!"
17th Apr '16 7:14:41 PM Lopiny
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** In his introductory video, [[DealWithTheDevil Tahm Kench]] has one of his own: "Boy, the world's one river, and I'm its king. Ain't no place I ain't been, ain't no place I can't go again."
8th Apr '16 6:00:07 PM Materioptikon
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* Since in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', InvulnerableCivilians is averted, many {{NPC}}s will shout a badass boast at you should you aggro them. [[LordErrorProne Siegmeyer]] has a truly epic one when he attempts a HeroicSacrifice for the player. Another ''awesome'' boast comes from RetiredBadass Hawkeye Gough when he picks his bow one last time to snipe down Kalameet, a fucking ''dragon''. '''Mid-flight'''. For reference, '''''Gough's blind.''''' And Kalameet still goes ''down''.

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* Since in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', InvulnerableCivilians is averted, many {{NPC}}s will shout a badass boast at you should you aggro them. [[LordErrorProne Siegmeyer]] has a truly epic one when he attempts a HeroicSacrifice for the player. Another ''awesome'' boast comes from RetiredBadass Hawkeye Gough when he picks his bow one last time to snipe down Kalameet, a fucking ''dragon''.''dragon'', out of the skies for the BonusBoss battle. '''Mid-flight'''. For reference, '''''Gough's blind.''''' And Kalameet still goes ''down''.
8th Apr '16 5:59:14 PM Materioptikon
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* Since in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', InvulnerableCivilians is averted, many {{NPC}}s will shout a badass boast at you should you aggro them. [[LordErrorProne Siegmeyer]] has a truly epic one when he attempts a HeroicSacrifice for the player. Another ''awesome'' boast comes from RetiredBadass Hawkeye Gough when he picks his bow one last time to snipe down a ''dragon''. '''Mid-flight'''. For reference, '''''Gough's blind.'''''

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* Since in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', InvulnerableCivilians is averted, many {{NPC}}s will shout a badass boast at you should you aggro them. [[LordErrorProne Siegmeyer]] has a truly epic one when he attempts a HeroicSacrifice for the player. Another ''awesome'' boast comes from RetiredBadass Hawkeye Gough when he picks his bow one last time to snipe down Kalameet, a fucking ''dragon''. '''Mid-flight'''. For reference, '''''Gough's blind.'''''''''' And Kalameet still goes ''down''.
8th Apr '16 5:57:21 PM Materioptikon
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* Since in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', InvulnerableCivilians is averted, many {{NPC}}s will shout a badass boast at you should you aggro them. [[LordErrorProne Siegmeyer]] has a truly epic one when he attempts a HeroicSacrifice for the player.

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* Since in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', InvulnerableCivilians is averted, many {{NPC}}s will shout a badass boast at you should you aggro them. [[LordErrorProne Siegmeyer]] has a truly epic one when he attempts a HeroicSacrifice for the player. Another ''awesome'' boast comes from RetiredBadass Hawkeye Gough when he picks his bow one last time to snipe down a ''dragon''. '''Mid-flight'''. For reference, '''''Gough's blind.'''''
-->'''Gough''': Now watch, and see how Gough hunts dragons.
22nd Mar '16 3:01:52 PM TheCuza
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--> '''Set:''' I am Set. Why do you tread my shadow?
--> '''[[PlayerCharacter Vault Dweller]]:''' I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich; I'm pretty hungry.

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--> '''Set:''' -->'''Set:''' I am Set. Why do you tread my shadow?
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shadow?\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter Vault Dweller]]:''' I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich; I'm pretty hungry.



---> '''The Courier:''' I'll wear your head like you wear that dog's.
---> '''Vulpes:''' [[OhCrap Legionnaries?! We have a problem!]]

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---> '''The Courier:''' I'll wear your head like you wear that dog's.
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dog's.\\
'''Vulpes:''' [[OhCrap Legionnaries?! We have a problem!]]



-->'''Legionary''': Do you ever give up?
-->'''Courier''': Not while there are still ''spines unshattered!''

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-->'''Legionary''': --->'''Legionary''': Do you ever give up?
-->'''Courier''':
up?\\
'''Courier''':
Not while there are still ''spines unshattered!''



--> '''Lone Wanderer''': Fuck you! I'm not telling you anything.
--> '''Col. Autumn''': Now, now. Let's discuss this reasonably.
--> '''Lone Wanderer''': No, seriously. ''Fuck you.''

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--> '''Lone ---->'''Lone Wanderer''': Fuck you! I'm not telling you anything.
-->
anything.\\
'''Col. Autumn''': Now, now. Let's discuss this reasonably.
-->
reasonably.\\
'''Lone Wanderer''': No, seriously. ''Fuck you.''



-->''"Make your first shot count, you won't get a second."''

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-->''"Make --->''"Make your first shot count, you won't get a second."''



-->''"[[PapaWolf If you harm Daniel or any of the Sorrows or Dead Horses, I will find you. Make no mistake. God willing, you will not leave this valley.]]"''
** Joshua Graham may also well be the only person whose ''weapon'' has a boast on it. His gun is etched with John 1:5, in Greek; the verse reads "And the light shineth in the darkness, and the darkness comprehended it not." The subtleties in translation means that the context of the term "comprehend" can be read as either EvilCannotComprehendGood or that [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin darkness cannot]] ''[[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin overcome]]'' [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin light]].

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-->''"[[PapaWolf --->''"[[PapaWolf If you harm Daniel or any of the Sorrows or Dead Horses, I will find you. Make no mistake. God willing, you will not leave this valley.]]"''
** Joshua Graham may also well be the only person whose ''weapon'' has a boast on it. His gun gun, A Light Shining In Darkness, is etched with [[AsTheGoodBookSays John 1:5, 1:5]], in Greek; the verse reads "And the light shineth in the darkness, and the darkness comprehended it not." The subtleties in translation means that the context of the term "comprehend" can be read as either EvilCannotComprehendGood or that [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin darkness cannot]] ''[[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin overcome]]'' [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin light]].



-->''We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world '''die'''.''

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-->''We --->''We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world '''die'''.''



-->''"I would sooner spit on my dead mother's grave than let some courier walk-the-wasteland fuck talk to me like that. Who the hell do you think you are? Looking to cash your check in NCR bullets, eh? I can oblige."''

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-->''"I --->''"I would sooner spit on my dead mother's grave than let some courier walk-the-wasteland fuck talk to me like that. Who the hell do you think you are? Looking to cash your check in NCR bullets, eh? I can oblige."''



--> '''Courier''': They call me "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Courier]]".

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--> ---> '''Courier''': They call me "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Courier]]".



--> ''"If we cannot prevent what happens, then let us make our stand here. [[MemeticBadass Two Couriers]], together, at [[HellOnEarth the Divide]]."''
** The in game weapon This Machine has a pretty witty boast in the form of a comeback to real life guitarist Woodie Guthrie's quote, "This machine kills fascists."
--> "WELL THIS MACHINE KILLS COMMIES!"

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--> ---> ''"If we cannot prevent what happens, then let us make our stand here. [[MemeticBadass Two Couriers]], together, at [[HellOnEarth the Divide]]."''
** The in game unique weapon This Machine Machine, like A Light Shining In Darkness, has a pretty witty badass boast carved onto it in the form of a comeback ''comeback'' to real life guitarist Woodie Guthrie's quote, the phrase that real-life musician Woody Guthrie carved onto his guitar: "This machine kills fascists."
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fascists". The phrase carved onto the gun in response? "WELL THIS ''THIS'' MACHINE KILLS COMMIES!"
16th Mar '16 2:20:42 PM Lopiny
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*** Of course, his opponent for the final battle has quite a few of his own, though those just get hilarious.
--->''Played college ball, you know? [...] University of Texas! Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined then Navy. [[spoiler: I'm not one of those Beltway pansies, I could break the president in two with my bare hands!]]''
--->''DON'T FUCK WITH '''THIS''' [[spoiler:SENATOR]]!''
8th Mar '16 7:54:45 AM DannWoolf
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*** He could be both. Perhaps he's annoyed that Arthas has been stealing his thunder as a death god.

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*** **** He could be both. Perhaps he's annoyed that Arthas has been stealing his thunder as a death god.



*** "I FORGE THE WEAPONS BY WHICH THE MULTIVERSE WILL BE UNMADE."

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*** **** "I FORGE THE WEAPONS BY WHICH THE MULTIVERSE WILL BE UNMADE."



* At the start of one of the Boss Battles in VideoGame/DukeNukem3D, Duke is heard to say "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!" After the battle ends, there's a cut scene. Duke tears off the beast's head and throws it away, tosses down his backpack, turns around, unbuckles his belt, drops his pants, sits down, and pulls out a newspaper.

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* At the start of one of the Boss Battles in VideoGame/DukeNukem3D, ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'', Duke is heard to say "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!" After the battle ends, there's a cut scene. Duke tears off the beast's head and throws it away, tosses down his backpack, turns around, unbuckles his belt, drops his pants, sits down, and pulls out a newspaper.
8th Mar '16 7:52:06 AM DannWoolf
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*** He could be both. Perhaps he's annoyed that Arthas has been stealing his thunder as a death god.

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*** **** He could be both. Perhaps he's annoyed that Arthas has been stealing his thunder as a death god.



--->'''Raiden''': I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used for ''vengeance''. [[HeelRealization But now... Now I'm not so sure]].[[spoiler:And besides... ''[[LoopholeAbuse this isn't my sword]]''.]]

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--->'''Raiden''': I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used for ''vengeance''. [[HeelRealization But now... Now I'm not so sure]]. [[spoiler:And besides... ''[[LoopholeAbuse this isn't my sword]]''.]]



*** "I FORGE THE WEAPONS BY WHICH THE MULTIVERSE WILL BE UNMADE."

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*** **** "I FORGE THE WEAPONS BY WHICH THE MULTIVERSE WILL BE UNMADE."
8th Mar '16 7:51:39 AM DannWoolf
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-->'''James:''' [[BoisterousBruiser What? You don't think I could do it?]]

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-->'''James:''' '''James:''' [[BoisterousBruiser What? You don't think I could do it?]]
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