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7th Mar '17 4:08:24 PM defender2222
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* Lord Tydal of [[FanFic/TheGodSquad]] does not like it when you threaten his adopted daughters/baby sisters

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* Lord Tydal of [[FanFic/TheGodSquad]] FanFic/TheGodSquad does not like it when you threaten his adopted daughters/baby sisters
7th Mar '17 4:07:50 PM defender2222
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* Lord Tydal of [[FanFic/TheGodSquad]] does not like it when you threaten his adopted daughters/baby sisters
--->'''Tydal:''' Let me ask you one question… the question you should have asked before you dared to come to my home: are the alicorns protected? You aren’t the first of your kind to try this. The Chancellor and the Princess have already marched here with their grand armies to take the little ones. They came as you did with threats and warnings. They threatened me as you did… they tried to kill me just as you did. And they doubted my power… just as you have done, you sad little horse. They have done all this already… so… what happened to them? ''(reveals he's beheaded the two armies and left their heads to be eaten by the fish)'' It seems you have forgotten who I am; allow me to introduce myself: I am Tydal. I am the king of the Mareatine. I am the lord of the capricorn race. I am the god of the sea and one of the eldest of the immortals. I call your creator Mother and hold council with those those power dwarfs all in your silly little Equestria. But more importantly… I am a father, a husband and a brother. Celestia and Luna are my sisters and under my protection. Three times Equestria has come to my door… the next time I see a flick of a pony’s tail my army will march upon your pathetic little country and I will raze it to the ground. Your stallions will be slaughtered, your mares used for our pleasure and your foals sold as slaves. I will burn your forests and salt the earth so nothing will grow again. I will burn the skies and cover the lands in darkness. I will personally come to your little Cloudsdale and I will rip it down from its high perch and crush it under my hooves. And only when this is all done will I finally come for you and your fellow rulers… and then your agony will begin. I will visit death upon you a thousand times and still not let my brother the Reaper claim your souls. That is only a taste of what I will do if you EVER THREATEN MY LITTLE SISTERS AGAIN! So… in a word Commander… '''run'''.
27th Feb '17 8:23:28 AM KrspaceT
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* ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' has a few pop up. The first notable one came from Charizard, temporarily stuck in his Charmander form again.
-->'''Charmander''': I am Charmander, you out of shape fish! I will not be defeated by you! I will defeat you! I will defeat your entire team myself! I will smite you all, and burn you all, and make you regret that you ever evolved! You will be nothing but a footnote as I retake the sky that is rightfully mine!
** Giovanni later gives one to Solidad during their rematch.
-->'''Giovanni, at the sight of Solidad's new Mega Slowbro''': This changes nothing.....I've fought such Pokemon before, I've defeated more impressive evolutions!"
26th Feb '17 8:00:40 AM ZimFan89
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** Wisdom gets another one in Chapter 2 of ''Ghosts of the Past'', capping off a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech about the incompetence of the Ministry:
-->"I am the Director of [=MI13=] and because you lot are incapable of policing yourselves, it is now my job. If the cockroaches are going to crawl out of the shadows, I'm the one who's going to turn on the lights. I have the authority of the Crown behind me on this, so I assure you, Diggory, that right now I can do whatever the hell I like, and ''god help whoever gets in my way!''"
24th Jan '17 2:08:27 PM drakensis
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24th Jan '17 1:43:32 PM drakensis
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* In the related ''Fanfic/LovehammerInc'', Princess Serenity has this to say when demons try to devour the soul of one of her knights. "You don't get to take my knights, daemons. Not now, not ever."
3rd Jan '17 3:31:27 AM iroanxi
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* ''FanFic/WithThisRing'': "Power rings are awesome."
** Or, to elucidate on the above boast;
--->'''Orange Lantern:''' Do you see this ring? This is an example of the most powerful tool ever devised by a species that reached the limits of the technology curve, and then used their knowledge to build more curve for themselves. While I am in no sense an expert in it's application, I am more than up to the task, of taking down, three baseline Humans, armed with primitive weapons.
** It should be noted that, while the above boast is indeed badass, one of the baseline humans armed with primitive weapons does actually manage to take him down a peg.
** He later gets one on his behalf via Kon.
--->'''Kon:''' (said to the Justice League) Aren't you people supposed to be good at this!? If this had happened to any of us, Paul would already have ten plans by now! (Later, after Paul has [[spoiler: temporarily contained the Ophidian, and is thinking of ways to contain it indefinitely]]) ...See? Ten plans.
*** And an earlier if unconventional one from [[spoiler: Paulphidian]] to the aliens in the training scenario.
--->'''[[spoiler: Paulphidian]]:''' [[TranquilFury Your communications are still intact. I know you can understand me. And I want you to understand me when I tell you this. And I want you to relay it to every other unit your people have on Earth and Mars and anywhere else. Are you listening? Yes? What I'm going to do is, I'm going to tell you where you went wrong.This planet? It's called Earth. It's not really all that important to the wider universe, pretty primitive, a bit out of the way, but, it's mine.]] [[BerserkButton Mine.]] That building is mine. You damaged it and I had to repair it. I could live with that. But what I can't live with is what you've done to the people. My friends. Because, you see [[LetsGetDangerous ahem,]] THESE PEOPLE ARE MINE! AND NO ONE TAKES WHAT IS MINE FROM ME! (Proceeds to curbstomp)
2nd Jan '17 1:32:41 PM nombretomado
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* In the VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} fanfic "Cake and Lies", [[spoiler:Alternate Dimension/]]Wheatley delivers an hilarious one to GLaDOS after she insults him one time too many [[spoiler:and he is escaping the test chambers]]:

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* In the VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'' fanfic "Cake and Lies", [[spoiler:Alternate Dimension/]]Wheatley delivers an hilarious one to GLaDOS [=GLaDOS=] after she insults him one time too many [[spoiler:and he is escaping the test chambers]]:



---> '''GLaDOS:''' YOU'RE STILL [[RunningGag A MORON]]!

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---> '''GLaDOS:''' '''[=GLaDOS=]:''' YOU'RE STILL [[RunningGag A MORON]]!
7th Nov '16 2:18:56 PM Gamermaster
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** Shinji also gives one when he's placed under arrest for fighting Arael against his father's orders.
--->'''Shinji''': You think you've got enough men to take me? My fellow Pilots and I kill ''gods'', Lieutenant. I've saved the world half a dozen times already. Let's get this over with.
1st Nov '16 7:14:02 PM Knightofbalance
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-->"So heads up, give me your attention\\

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-->"So -->''"So heads up, give me your attention\\
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