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15th Jul '16 6:13:26 AM ZimFan89
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--> Because, [[spoiler: ''Lady Elizabeth Braddock'']], hundreds of good men and women, loyal servants of the crown, died horrible deaths at the hands of these bastards. I watched friends and colleagues gunned down by [[spoiler: the Winter Soldier]], who痴 now under HYDRA command. I had to identify the remains of old friends after the attack at MI6, and that was after I spent half a night running for my life from [[spoiler: [[TheDreaded the Soldier.]]]] This was an attack on Britain and her people, [[spoiler: Lady Braddock]]. We are not helpless little children, running to hide behind our big, tough friends after we get hurt. Any aid we receive is welcome. But this is our country, and our problem. And I intend to solve it by hunting down every single one of the bastards responsible for this and personally escorting them to whatever hell they believe in, Avengers and Asgardians be damned.

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--> ---> Because, [[spoiler: ''Lady Elizabeth Braddock'']], hundreds of good men and women, loyal servants of the crown, died horrible deaths at the hands of these bastards. I watched friends and colleagues gunned down by [[spoiler: the Winter Soldier]], who痴 now under HYDRA command. I had to identify the remains of old friends after the attack at MI6, and that was after I spent half a night running for my life from [[spoiler: [[TheDreaded the Soldier.]]]] This was an attack on Britain and her people, [[spoiler: Lady Braddock]]. We are not helpless little children, running to hide behind our big, tough friends after we get hurt. Any aid we receive is welcome. But this is our country, and our problem. And I intend to solve it by hunting down every single one of the bastards responsible for this and personally escorting them to whatever hell they believe in, Avengers and Asgardians be damned.damned.
*** He gets another one on behalf of his whole organization in the first book's final chapter:
--->"We're [=MI13=]. We break the laws of nature for a living."
7th Jul '16 5:43:29 AM Morgenthaler
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-->'''Harry''': And why would I want to serve a being that is restricted to existence as a giant eyeball on a tower, who sends petty emissaries to lie to us and try and crush us with despair? [[ThatLiarLies If Sauron had the One Ring, he would not send something as pitiful as you out to 'negotiate' with us]]. [{{Beat}}] You spoke of whether any of us were fit to negotiate with you. [[TrueCompanions When I look at my companions]] [[BadassCrew I see people of power, nobility, impeccable lineage and courage]]. You have the [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething Royal House of Rohan]], whose [[BadassGrandpa current King]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome fought the Witch King of Angmar, a millennia old sorcerous wraith and your master's second to a draw]]. You have [[TheHero the new King of Gondor and Arnor]], [[BadassInCharge who under the name of Thorongil burnt out your miserable lair of Umbar and other deeds too numerous to name]]. [[TheObiWan You have Gandalf the White, a being of such power and wisdom that you could not know or understand a fraction of his thoughts]], [[{{God}} who was sent back by Eru himself]] to face your Master's evil after fighting a [[FallenAngel dark creature of the same order as your Master to the death]]. And then you have me. I, who faced a Balrog of Morgoth, Durin's bane, and lived to tell the tale, I who fought Saruman the accursed and cast him down, I who drove the Witch King of Angmar into the earth with a power this world has not witnessed since the [[Literature/TheSilmarillion elder days]], I who killed a [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dark Wizard of equal power to any of the Nazgul in single combat at the age of 17, after drawing at the age of 14 and driving him off at 11]]. And that is just the beginning, you miserable piece of Black Numenorean slime. [[TrueCompanions My fellow wizards and witches have faced dark wizards whose cruel deeds and power would curdle the blood in your veins since they were little more than children.]] All my other companions have been [[MookHorrorShow slaughtering your master's minions in uncountable numbers]]. I think Sauron is frightened. He has seen his greatest servants fended off and destroyed, some by myself personally, by our power. [{{Beat}}] And what are you in comparison to that? You are simply the latest and by far the most pitiful of his attempts to destabilise us. Run back to your Master, wretch, grovel in front of him and tell him that he is right to fear us. We have courage, steel, [[ThePowerOfFriendship powers]] [[ThePowerOfLove your master]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood will never understand]] and the strength to wield them effectively. Go, now, while we feel merciful, you worthless piece of [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]. [[Film/ThePrincessBride Or I will fight you to the pain. I feel I should explain at this point what that means. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. After that, you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. But your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear Eru! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.]]

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-->'''Harry''': And why would I want to serve a being that is restricted to existence as a giant eyeball on a tower, who sends petty emissaries to lie to us and try and crush us with despair? [[ThatLiarLies If Sauron had the One Ring, he would not send something as pitiful as you out to 'negotiate' with us]]. [{{Beat}}] You spoke of whether any of us were fit to negotiate with you. [[TrueCompanions When I look at my companions]] [[BadassCrew I see people of power, nobility, impeccable lineage and courage]]. You have the [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething Royal House of Rohan]], whose [[BadassGrandpa current King]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome fought the Witch King of Angmar, a millennia old sorcerous wraith and your master's second to a draw]]. You have [[TheHero the new King of Gondor and Arnor]], [[BadassInCharge who under the name of Thorongil burnt out your miserable lair of Umbar and other deeds too numerous to name]]. [[TheObiWan [[WizardClassic You have Gandalf the White, a being of such power and wisdom that you could not know or understand a fraction of his thoughts]], [[{{God}} who was sent back by Eru himself]] to face your Master's evil after fighting a [[FallenAngel dark creature of the same order as your Master to the death]]. And then you have me. I, who faced a Balrog of Morgoth, Durin's bane, and lived to tell the tale, I who fought Saruman the accursed and cast him down, I who drove the Witch King of Angmar into the earth with a power this world has not witnessed since the [[Literature/TheSilmarillion elder days]], I who killed a [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dark Wizard of equal power to any of the Nazgul in single combat at the age of 17, after drawing at the age of 14 and driving him off at 11]]. And that is just the beginning, you miserable piece of Black Numenorean slime. [[TrueCompanions My fellow wizards and witches have faced dark wizards whose cruel deeds and power would curdle the blood in your veins since they were little more than children.]] All my other companions have been [[MookHorrorShow slaughtering your master's minions in uncountable numbers]]. I think Sauron is frightened. He has seen his greatest servants fended off and destroyed, some by myself personally, by our power. [{{Beat}}] And what are you in comparison to that? You are simply the latest and by far the most pitiful of his attempts to destabilise us. Run back to your Master, wretch, grovel in front of him and tell him that he is right to fear us. We have courage, steel, [[ThePowerOfFriendship powers]] [[ThePowerOfLove your master]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood will never understand]] and the strength to wield them effectively. Go, now, while we feel merciful, you worthless piece of [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]. [[Film/ThePrincessBride Or I will fight you to the pain. I feel I should explain at this point what that means. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. After that, you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. But your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear Eru! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.]]
3rd Jul '16 9:13:30 AM OlmoJV
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-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': First of all, I知 not a horse, I知 a pony. A unicorn to be exact. A very powerful unicorn who has defeated more powerful enemies with the help of my friends. Second, you terrorized Ponyville, attempted to harm innocent bystanders, and caused widespread destruction on our peaceful town. But the biggest mistake you made was destroying '''MY''' library. Now, I知 going to show you why getting a unicorn angry is a ''[[OhCrap very]]'' [[OhCrap bad idea!]] ''[[spoiler: Cue a Sonic Rainbooming ass kicking by Rainbow Dash.]]''

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-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': First of all, I知 I’m not a horse, I知 a pony. A unicorn to be exact. A very powerful unicorn who has defeated more powerful enemies with the help of my friends. Second, you terrorized Ponyville, attempted to harm innocent bystanders, and caused widespread destruction on our peaceful town. But the biggest mistake you made was destroying '''MY''' library. Now, I知 going to show you why getting a unicorn angry is a ''[[OhCrap very]]'' [[OhCrap bad idea!]] ''[[spoiler: Cue a Sonic Rainbooming ass kicking by Rainbow Dash.]]''



--> "Yer damned lucky the Sheriff's so soft. What's the matter, boy? Yer shakin' a little. How's it feel to be so helpless? In the face of death, it don't matter whether yer rich or poor, we all die in the end. Don't you ever forget that, 'cause one day I'm gonna be the one who comes callin' to claim yer soul. Now look into my eyes... I want you to remember them for the rest of yer life. 'Cause next time you see them ''this'' close, it'll be the last thing you ever see."

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--> "Yer damned lucky the Sheriff's so soft. What's the matter, boy? Yer shakin' a little. How's it feel to be so helpless? In the face of death, it don't matter whether yer rich or poor, we all die in the end. Don't you ever forget that, 'cause one day I'm gonna be the one who comes callin' to claim yer soul. Now look into my eyes... I want you to remember them for the rest of yer life. 'Cause next time you see them ''this'' close, it'll be the {{the last thing you ever see.see}}."
22nd Jun '16 5:55:27 AM gewunomox
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** ''Iruel/The Eleventh'': '''[[RollingStones Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm an Angel of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you! Hope you guess my name! But what's troublin' you is the nature of my game]]. I am. Through license of he who is called "I Am" I have come. Thought I shall never touch the base earth on my quest, I have come. I am the multitude. I am the endless expanse. I am the Many. Even standing alone, I am Legion. I am within your systems, within your story and rewriting this final act for my own ends. I am the Fear of God. Angel of Terror. I am Iruel. I am here.'''

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** ''Iruel/The Eleventh'': '''[[RollingStones '''[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm an Angel of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you! Hope you guess my name! But what's troublin' you is the nature of my game]]. I am. Through license of he who is called "I Am" I have come. Thought I shall never touch the base earth on my quest, I have come. I am the multitude. I am the endless expanse. I am the Many. Even standing alone, I am Legion. I am within your systems, within your story and rewriting this final act for my own ends. I am the Fear of God. Angel of Terror. I am Iruel. I am here.'''
19th Jun '16 4:01:24 PM TheRichmaster
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--> Answer me this my Lord Phenex. Can an immortal bleed?
--> Once, Immortals were real. They roamed this earth as real as you and me, and could be found in every land. Gods who existed since the dawn of time and would be here at it's end. Supreme beings that would never die, Primordial entities who knew neither pain nor suffering, omnipotent demons who could not bleed, They were plentiful, those immortals, who never needed to fear the touch of death or comprehend the meaning of an end

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--> Answer me this my [[Main/HealingFactor Lord Phenex.Phenex]]. Can an immortal bleed?
--> Once, Immortals were real. They roamed this earth as real as you and me, and could be found in every land. Gods who existed since the dawn of time and would be here at it's end. [[Main/CompleteImmortality Supreme beings that would never die, Primordial entities who knew neither pain nor suffering, omnipotent demons who could not bleed, They were plentiful, those immortals, who never needed to fear the touch of death or comprehend the meaning of an endend]].
19th Jun '16 3:43:57 PM TheRichmaster
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* Shirou Emiya drops a pretty epic on in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10710606/18/A-Demon-Lord-s-Hero A Demon Lord's Hero]]''.
--> '''Shirou:''' Immortal? You think you're an immortal?
--> Answer me this my Lord Phenex. Can an immortal bleed?
--> Once, Immortals were real. They roamed this earth as real as you and me, and could be found in every land. Gods who existed since the dawn of time and would be here at it's end. Supreme beings that would never die, Primordial entities who knew neither pain nor suffering, omnipotent demons who could not bleed, They were plentiful, those immortals, who never needed to fear the touch of death or comprehend the meaning of an end
--> Then one day, they simply stopped existing.
--> Nineteen years ago, every immortal, every undying being lost their immortality. Those gods of old could no longer escape death's embrace, and have learned the meaning of an end.
--> Something happened, an event occurred which made the immortals no longer untouchable, stripping them of their invulnerability, making it a lie.
--> And that event nineteen years ago was a birth.
--> My birth.
--> I was born, and on that day immortality became no more.
--> Immortality became but a myth, nothing but a fairytale. And so long I live and breathe it will continue to be so.
--> Because in this world, there is nothing,
--> Nothing
--> That I cannot kill.
--> Would you like to see how an immortal dies Lord Phenex?
--> Or would rather take this oppurtunity to resign?
31st May '16 8:50:29 AM Quanyails
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* In WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna raise the sun and the moon, and phrases used in the series such as "thank Celestia," "for Celestia's sake," and "as Celestia is my witness" being thrown around in the show suggest a divine status, though of course you can't throw the word 'goddess' around in a kids' show. Fanfic authors greatly enjoy writing BadassBoasts for them.

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* In WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna raise the sun and the moon, and phrases used in the series such as "thank Celestia," "for Celestia's sake," and "as Celestia is my witness" being thrown around in the show suggest a divine status, though of course you can't throw the word 'goddess' around in a kids' show. Fanfic authors greatly enjoy writing BadassBoasts {{Badass Boast}}s for them.



* Celestia can also pull off a few good BadassBoasts:

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* Celestia can also pull off a few good BadassBoasts:{{Badass Boast}}s:



* ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/madhouse-a-40k-oneshot.255087/ Madhouse]]'' is full of these from the Chaos Gods and their followers, complete with BreakThemByTalking, discussions on WhatIsEvil, [[WeCanRuleTogether recruitment offers]], and BadassBoasts. It is 2975 words of despair. And then one lone [[BadassPreacher Imperial priest]] '''''[[ShutUpHannibal shuts.]] [[ShutUpHannibal Them]]. [[ShutUpHannibal All]]. [[ShutUpHannibal Up]]'''''.

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* ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/madhouse-a-40k-oneshot.255087/ Madhouse]]'' is full of these from the Chaos Gods and their followers, complete with BreakThemByTalking, discussions on WhatIsEvil, [[WeCanRuleTogether recruitment offers]], and BadassBoasts.{{Badass Boast}}s. It is 2975 words of despair. And then one lone [[BadassPreacher Imperial priest]] '''''[[ShutUpHannibal shuts.]] [[ShutUpHannibal Them]]. [[ShutUpHannibal All]]. [[ShutUpHannibal Up]]'''''.
29th May '16 12:07:25 PM ZimFan89
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* In chapter 32 of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10752206/32/Beyond-the-Outer-Gates-Lies-A-high-school-library Beyond the Outer Gates Lies A high school library?]]'' [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]] deals one of these to the [[Main/BigBad Big Bad]] of this arc after [[Main/FightingAShadow defeating his strongest avatar]]

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* In chapter 32 of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10752206/32/Beyond-the-Outer-Gates-Lies-A-high-school-library Beyond the Outer Gates Lies A high school library?]]'' [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]] deals one of these to the [[Main/BigBad Big Bad]] BigBad of this arc after [[Main/FightingAShadow [[FightingAShadow defeating his strongest avatar]]avatar]]:


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* The ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}'' crossover ''Fanfic/{{Kage}}'' has this one from Jade, as she accepts the [[ForcedIntoEvil circumstances]] she's currently in:
-->"I am Jade Chan, the girl that defies all odds, either on Earth or Meridian. Look out Meridian, for Jade Chan is here."
15th May '16 9:49:49 AM nombretomado
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--> '''Xavier''': I am sure you are. Speaking of terrible men to have as enemies and, indeed, bring back memories one is not fond of, [[TheDreaded my old friend]] [[{{Magneto}} Erik]] is still alive. And he does not have any reason to regard the Shaw name with any fondness, or the organisation you represent. [[IronicEcho We are good friends to have, Sebastian. And terrible enemies.]]

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--> '''Xavier''': I am sure you are. Speaking of terrible men to have as enemies and, indeed, bring back memories one is not fond of, [[TheDreaded my old friend]] [[{{Magneto}} [[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} Erik]] is still alive. And he does not have any reason to regard the Shaw name with any fondness, or the organisation you represent. [[IronicEcho We are good friends to have, Sebastian. And terrible enemies.]]
8th May '16 8:22:18 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* Darkly played in the ''[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]]''/''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion]]'' Crossover: ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5184649/1/Neon_Toppa_EVA_Lagann Neon Toppa EVA Lagann]]'' by a desperate Simon to a scared and confused [[spoiler: Shinji]] (while pressing the sharp point of his drilling tool against the latter's stomach) to get information on where he can find an injured Kamina some medical attention:

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* Darkly played in the ''[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann ''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]]''/''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion]]'' Crossover: ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5184649/1/Neon_Toppa_EVA_Lagann Neon Toppa EVA Lagann]]'' by a desperate Simon to a scared and confused [[spoiler: Shinji]] (while pressing the sharp point of his drilling tool against the latter's stomach) to get information on where he can find an injured Kamina some medical attention:
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