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3rd Jan '17 3:31:27 AM iroanxi
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* ''FanFic/WithThisRing'': "Power rings are awesome."
** Or, to elucidate on the above boast;
--->'''Orange Lantern:''' Do you see this ring? This is an example of the most powerful tool ever devised by a species that reached the limits of the technology curve, and then used their knowledge to build more curve for themselves. While I am in no sense an expert in it's application, I am more than up to the task, of taking down, three baseline Humans, armed with primitive weapons.
** It should be noted that, while the above boast is indeed badass, one of the baseline humans armed with primitive weapons does actually manage to take him down a peg.
** He later gets one on his behalf via Kon.
--->'''Kon:''' (said to the Justice League) Aren't you people supposed to be good at this!? If this had happened to any of us, Paul would already have ten plans by now! (Later, after Paul has [[spoiler: temporarily contained the Ophidian, and is thinking of ways to contain it indefinitely]]) ...See? Ten plans.
*** And an earlier if unconventional one from [[spoiler: Paulphidian]] to the aliens in the training scenario.
--->'''[[spoiler: Paulphidian]]:''' [[TranquilFury Your communications are still intact. I know you can understand me. And I want you to understand me when I tell you this. And I want you to relay it to every other unit your people have on Earth and Mars and anywhere else. Are you listening? Yes? What I'm going to do is, I'm going to tell you where you went wrong.This planet? It's called Earth. It's not really all that important to the wider universe, pretty primitive, a bit out of the way, but, it's mine.]] [[BerserkButton Mine.]] That building is mine. You damaged it and I had to repair it. I could live with that. But what I can't live with is what you've done to the people. My friends. Because, you see [[LetsGetDangerous ahem,]] THESE PEOPLE ARE MINE! AND NO ONE TAKES WHAT IS MINE FROM ME! (Proceeds to curbstomp)
2nd Jan '17 1:32:41 PM nombretomado
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* In the VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} fanfic "Cake and Lies", [[spoiler:Alternate Dimension/]]Wheatley delivers an hilarious one to GLaDOS after she insults him one time too many [[spoiler:and he is escaping the test chambers]]:

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* In the VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'' fanfic "Cake and Lies", [[spoiler:Alternate Dimension/]]Wheatley delivers an hilarious one to GLaDOS [=GLaDOS=] after she insults him one time too many [[spoiler:and he is escaping the test chambers]]:



---> '''GLaDOS:''' YOU'RE STILL [[RunningGag A MORON]]!

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---> '''GLaDOS:''' '''[=GLaDOS=]:''' YOU'RE STILL [[RunningGag A MORON]]!
7th Nov '16 2:18:56 PM Gamermaster
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** Shinji also gives one when he's placed under arrest for fighting Arael against his father's orders.
--->'''Shinji''': You think you've got enough men to take me? My fellow Pilots and I kill ''gods'', Lieutenant. I've saved the world half a dozen times already. Let's get this over with.
1st Nov '16 7:14:02 PM Knightofbalance
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-->"So heads up, give me your attention\\

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-->"So -->''"So heads up, give me your attention\\
1st Nov '16 7:13:32 PM Knightofbalance
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-->[[PapaWolf I am the father, now hear me roar
You've made a big mistake, I'm here to settle the score
I know your methods and I can see
you've taken liberties with all that is dear to me]]
[[GoodParents I kept my distance to give them space
but if you cross the line, I'll meet you face to face, yeah]]
I didn't come to negotiate
You've lit the powder keg, and I'm gonna detonate.

-->So heads up, give me your attention
I forgot to mention the pain in store
I'm gonna bring down thunder like you've never seen
Spare me the lectures, I ain't here for justice
I don't care what causes you're fighting for
This is a showdown -- I hope you came prepared to bleed
'cause tonight you're gonna [[TitleDrop answer to me]]

-->I've been in mourning for twelve long years
I'm here to break these chains, I've come to bury the fear
I've woken up from the fitful sleep
This is my cross to bear, I've got a charge to keep
I made a promise to raise them right
Guarded and kept them safe; I taught them how to fight
But if their shelter is blown away
I'll be the firewall, and there will be hell to pay

-->So come on, show me what you're made of
I am not afraid of this juggernaut
I'm packing vengeance, enough to bring you to your knees
Give me your best shot, I can take the damage
Don't care what advantage you think you've got
Pull out the big guns, tap into your armory
Put 'em up so you can answer to me

-->You can rest assured there's nothing I will not endure
if it will keep my children far away from pain
I have seen the cost of all the battles I have lost
and I am not about to let this end the same
This will be the measure of devotion to my treasures
They're the only future I have ever known
They are all I've got, so I will give it one more shot
'Cause all I really have to fear is that I might end up alone

-->I've got only one ambition
Lighting the ignition to burn you down
Start up the wreckage, turn it all into debris
This is the last stand, this is my conviction
I'll take this infliction and stand my ground
No more surrender, this will be my legacy
So get up; it's time to answer to me

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-->[[PapaWolf I -->''[[PapaWolf "I am the father, now hear me roar
roar\\
You've made a big mistake, I'm here to settle the score
score\\
I know your methods and I can see
see\\
you've taken liberties with all that is dear to me]]
me]]\\
[[GoodParents I kept my distance to give them space
space\\
but if you cross the line, I'll meet you face to face, yeah]]
yeah]]\\
I didn't come to negotiate
negotiate\\
You've lit the powder keg, and I'm gonna detonate.

-->So
detonate"''.

-->"So
heads up, give me your attention
attention\\
I forgot to mention the pain in store
store\\
I'm gonna bring down thunder like you've never seen
seen\\
Spare me the lectures, I ain't here for justice
justice\\
I don't care what causes you're fighting for
for\\
This is a showdown -- I hope you came prepared to bleed
bleed\\
'cause tonight you're gonna [[TitleDrop answer to me]]

-->I've
me]]"''

-->''"I've
been in mourning for twelve long years
years\\
I'm here to break these chains, I've come to bury the fear
fear\\
I've woken up from the fitful sleep
sleep\\
This is my cross to bear, I've got a charge to keep
keep\\
I made a promise to raise them right
right\\
Guarded and kept them safe; I taught them how to fight
fight\\
But if their shelter is blown away
away\\
I'll be the firewall, and there will be hell to pay

-->So
pay"''

-->''"So
come on, show me what you're made of
of\\
I am not afraid of this juggernaut
juggernaut\\
I'm packing vengeance, enough to bring you to your knees
knees\\
Give me your best shot, I can take the damage
damage\\
Don't care what advantage you think you've got
got\\
Pull out the big guns, tap into your armory
armory\\
Put 'em up so you can answer to me

-->You
me"''

-->''"You
can rest assured there's nothing I will not endure
endure\\
if it will keep my children far away from pain
pain\\
I have seen the cost of all the battles I have lost
lost\\
and I am not about to let this end the same
same\\
This will be the measure of devotion to my treasures
treasures\\
They're the only future I have ever known
known\\
They are all I've got, so I will give it one more shot
shot\\
'Cause all I really have to fear is that I might end up alone

-->I've
alone"''

-->''"I've
got only one ambition
ambition\\
Lighting the ignition to burn you down
down\\
Start up the wreckage, turn it all into debris
debris\\
This is the last stand, this is my conviction
conviction\\
I'll take this infliction and stand my ground
ground\\
No more surrender, this will be my legacy
legacy\\
So get up; it's time to answer to meme"''
1st Nov '16 7:07:00 PM Knightofbalance
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--> [[PapaWolf I am the father, now hear me roar

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--> [[PapaWolf -->[[PapaWolf I am the father, now hear me roar



--> So heads up, give me your attention

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--> So -->So heads up, give me your attention



--> I've been in mourning for twelve long years

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--> I've -->I've been in mourning for twelve long years



--> So come on, show me what you're made of

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--> So -->So come on, show me what you're made of



--> You can rest assured there's nothing I will not endure

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--> You -->You can rest assured there's nothing I will not endure



--> I've got only one ambition

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--> I've -->I've got only one ambition
1st Nov '16 7:06:04 PM Knightofbalance
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* [[https://soundcloud.com/the-gypsy-caravan-1/answer-to-me-taiyangs-theme-1 The fan-made theme]]] for [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Taiyang Xiao Long]], the father of both Ruby and Yang, is a BadassBoast in musical form. Specifically, old school rock style.
--> [[PapaWolf I am the father, now hear me roar
You've made a big mistake, I'm here to settle the score
I know your methods and I can see
you've taken liberties with all that is dear to me]]
[[GoodParents I kept my distance to give them space
but if you cross the line, I'll meet you face to face, yeah]]
I didn't come to negotiate
You've lit the powder keg, and I'm gonna detonate.

--> So heads up, give me your attention
I forgot to mention the pain in store
I'm gonna bring down thunder like you've never seen
Spare me the lectures, I ain't here for justice
I don't care what causes you're fighting for
This is a showdown -- I hope you came prepared to bleed
'cause tonight you're gonna [[TitleDrop answer to me]]

--> I've been in mourning for twelve long years
I'm here to break these chains, I've come to bury the fear
I've woken up from the fitful sleep
This is my cross to bear, I've got a charge to keep
I made a promise to raise them right
Guarded and kept them safe; I taught them how to fight
But if their shelter is blown away
I'll be the firewall, and there will be hell to pay

--> So come on, show me what you're made of
I am not afraid of this juggernaut
I'm packing vengeance, enough to bring you to your knees
Give me your best shot, I can take the damage
Don't care what advantage you think you've got
Pull out the big guns, tap into your armory
Put 'em up so you can answer to me

--> You can rest assured there's nothing I will not endure
if it will keep my children far away from pain
I have seen the cost of all the battles I have lost
and I am not about to let this end the same
This will be the measure of devotion to my treasures
They're the only future I have ever known
They are all I've got, so I will give it one more shot
'Cause all I really have to fear is that I might end up alone

--> I've got only one ambition
Lighting the ignition to burn you down
Start up the wreckage, turn it all into debris
This is the last stand, this is my conviction
I'll take this infliction and stand my ground
No more surrender, this will be my legacy
So get up; it's time to answer to me
14th Sep '16 6:28:15 AM ZimFan89
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** Director Wisdom gives one on behalf of all of [=MI13=] in the first book's epilogue:
-->"We're [=MI13=], we break the laws of nature for a living."
10th Sep '16 1:14:19 PM ZimFan89
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** Jean-Paul gets one during the first book's FinalBattle, when Frigga warns him that his plan to defeat [[EldritchAbomination Chthon]] by [[MegatonPunch hitting him at light speed]] may fail in Chthon sees him and stops him:
-->"I live [[SuperSpeed between the ticks of the second]], ''ma reine''. I would like to see him try."
15th Jul '16 6:13:26 AM ZimFan89
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--> Because, [[spoiler: ''Lady Elizabeth Braddock'']], hundreds of good men and women, loyal servants of the crown, died horrible deaths at the hands of these bastards. I watched friends and colleagues gunned down by [[spoiler: the Winter Soldier]], who’s now under HYDRA command. I had to identify the remains of old friends after the attack at MI6, and that was after I spent half a night running for my life from [[spoiler: [[TheDreaded the Soldier.]]]] This was an attack on Britain and her people, [[spoiler: Lady Braddock]]. We are not helpless little children, running to hide behind our big, tough friends after we get hurt. Any aid we receive is welcome. But this is our country, and our problem. And I intend to solve it by hunting down every single one of the bastards responsible for this and personally escorting them to whatever hell they believe in, Avengers and Asgardians be damned.

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--> ---> Because, [[spoiler: ''Lady Elizabeth Braddock'']], hundreds of good men and women, loyal servants of the crown, died horrible deaths at the hands of these bastards. I watched friends and colleagues gunned down by [[spoiler: the Winter Soldier]], who’s now under HYDRA command. I had to identify the remains of old friends after the attack at MI6, and that was after I spent half a night running for my life from [[spoiler: [[TheDreaded the Soldier.]]]] This was an attack on Britain and her people, [[spoiler: Lady Braddock]]. We are not helpless little children, running to hide behind our big, tough friends after we get hurt. Any aid we receive is welcome. But this is our country, and our problem. And I intend to solve it by hunting down every single one of the bastards responsible for this and personally escorting them to whatever hell they believe in, Avengers and Asgardians be damned.damned.
*** He gets another one on behalf of his whole organization in the first book's final chapter:
--->"We're [=MI13=]. We break the laws of nature for a living."
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