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1st Dec '17 11:51:33 AM MasterFuzzy
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** Parodied in [[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor"]], where the Doctor delivers almost exactly that speech... to a rabbit.

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** Parodied in [[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor"]], where the Doctor delivers almost exactly that speech... to a rabbit. ItMakesSenseInContext.



*** Made even better because until the last two words, every viewer thinks she's talking about the Doctor, even when she mentions the "father" bit. And the Doctor does have a name. It's just that nobody save River knows it.

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*** Made even better because until the last two words, every viewer thinks she's talking about the Doctor, even when she mentions the "father" bit. And the Doctor does have a name. It's just that nobody save River and probably the Master knows it.



'''The Doctor:''' I've been at the heart of your empire for 42 minutes, and I own it, and I haven't even got out of my chair. ''Ask me what I want.''\\

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'''The Doctor:''' [[TranquilFury I've been at the heart of your empire for 42 minutes, and I own it, and I haven't even got out of my chair. chair.]] ''Ask me what I want.''\\
9th Sep '17 11:32:53 AM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar "The Witch's Familiar"]], he gets one that's not quite as long-winded as his most memorable speeches, but it gets to the point: He's [[spoiler: taken Davros' chair, being GenreSavvy enough to know that ''Davros'' is GenreSavvy enough to have it equipped with a force field Dalek beams can't penetrate. When what the Daleks think is Davros arrives, and the door opens and it's the Doctor]], and all the Daleks stop short, the Doctor says to them: "Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare."

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* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar "The Witch's Familiar"]], he gets one that's not quite as long-winded as his most memorable speeches, but it gets to the point: He's [[spoiler: taken Davros' chair, being GenreSavvy enough to know knowing that ''Davros'' is GenreSavvy enough to have has it equipped with a force field Dalek beams can't penetrate. When what the Daleks think is Davros arrives, and the door opens and it's the Doctor]], and all the Daleks stop short, the Doctor says to them: "Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare."
4th Jun '17 8:45:50 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''The Doctor:''' Stand away from her, Pieter Stubbe. She's no longer yours! Time's left you far behind and you've lost its sent. You're burnt out! So just give up and go back to the smile you crawled out of!\\

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'''The Doctor:''' Stand away from her, Pieter Stubbe. She's no longer yours! Time's left you far behind and you've lost its sent.scent. You're burnt out! So just give up and go back to the smile you crawled out of!\\
1st May '17 9:11:45 AM AthenaBlue
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-->'''Amy Pond:''' ''[to her baby]'' I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe, and cared for, and protected, but this isn't the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very, very brave. But not as brave as they all have to be, because there's somebody coming. I don't know where he is, or what he's doing, but trust me: he's on his way. There's a man who's never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He's the last of his kind. He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone, because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better... as the Last Centurion.

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-->'''Amy --->'''Amy Pond:''' ''[to her baby]'' I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe, and cared for, and protected, but this isn't the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very, very brave. But not as brave as they all have to be, because there's somebody coming. I don't know where he is, or what he's doing, but trust me: he's on his way. There's a man who's never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He's the last of his kind. He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone, because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better... as the Last Centurion.
1st May '17 9:11:07 AM AthenaBlue
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--> "I am a Time Lord. I am not a human being. I walk in eternity."

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--> "I -->"I am a Time Lord. I am not a human being. I walk in eternity."



--->'''Dalek:''' [[AC:'''THE DALEKS SURVIVE IN ME!''']]

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--->'''Dalek:''' -->'''Dalek:''' [[AC:'''THE DALEKS SURVIVE IN ME!''']]



--->'''The Doctor:''' No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then I'm going to save the Earth! And then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last ''stinking'' Dalek out of the sky!\\

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then I'm going to save the Earth! And then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last ''stinking'' Dalek out of the sky!\\



---> '''[[spoiler:Rose]]:''' I looked into the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked into me. I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words... I scatter them, in time and space. A message, to lead myself here. I want you safe, my Doctor. Protected from the false god.\\

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---> --> '''[[spoiler:Rose]]:''' I looked into the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked into me. I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words... I scatter them, in time and space. A message, to lead myself here. I want you safe, my Doctor. Protected from the false god.\\



--->"Do you know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? 'The Oncoming Storm'. You may have removed all your emotions, but I bet that deep down in your DNA there's one spark left, and that's ''fear''. Doesn't it just ''burn'' when you face face me."

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--->"Do -->"Do you know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? 'The Oncoming Storm'. You may have removed all your emotions, but I bet that deep down in your DNA there's one spark left, and that's ''fear''. Doesn't it just ''burn'' when you face face me."



--->'''Harriet:''' There's an act of Parliament banning my autobiography.

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--->'''Harriet:''' -->'''Harriet:''' There's an act of Parliament banning my autobiography.



--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[whilst chasing a Clockwork Robot]'' Even monsters have nightmares!\\

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' ''[whilst chasing a Clockwork Robot]'' Even monsters have nightmares!\\



--->'''Rose:''' Oh, ''look'' what the cat dragged in. The Oncoming Storm.\\

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--->'''Rose:''' -->'''Rose:''' Oh, ''look'' what the cat dragged in. The Oncoming Storm.\\



--->'''Rose:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Go to hell!]]

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--->'''Rose:''' -->'''Rose:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Go to hell!]]



--->'''The Beast:''' This is the Darkness. This is ''my'' domain, you little '''things''' that live in the light, clinging to your feeble suns... which die. Only the Darkness remains.

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--->'''The -->'''The Beast:''' This is the Darkness. This is ''my'' domain, you little '''things''' that live in the light, clinging to your feeble suns... which die. Only the Darkness remains.



--->'''Rose:''' Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor? ''Now'' you're scared.

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--->'''Rose:''' -->'''Rose:''' Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor? ''Now'' you're scared.



--->'''Rose:''' I met the Emperor. And I took the Time Vortex and poured it into his head and turned him into dust. D'you get that? The God of all Daleks ''and I destroyed him. HAH!''\\

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--->'''Rose:''' -->'''Rose:''' I met the Emperor. And I took the Time Vortex and poured it into his head and turned him into dust. D'you get that? The God of all Daleks ''and I destroyed him. HAH!''\\



--->'''Cyber Leader:''' [[AC:Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.]]\\

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--->'''Cyber -->'''Cyber Leader:''' [[AC:Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.]]\\



* From [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned "Voyage of the Damned"]]: "I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation Kasterberous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's going to save your lives, and all six billion on the planet below. You got a problem with that?"

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* From [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned "Voyage of the Damned"]]: "I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation Kasterberous.Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's going to save your lives, and all six billion on the planet below. You got a problem with that?"



--->"I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up."

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--->"I'm -->"I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up."



--->'''The Doctor:''' One more question. Just one. Is this world protected? ''[As one of the Atraxi looks at records of various other [=MotW=] that have attacked Earth, ever.]'' 'Cause you lot aren't the first to come here. Oh, there have been so many. What you have to ask yourselves is: What happened to them? ''(The Atraxi get a montage of all Doctors from Creator/WilliamHartnell to Creator/DavidTennant with Creator/MattSmith emerging from the image of the last Doctor)'' Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' One more question. Just one. Is this world protected? ''[As one of the Atraxi looks at records of various other [=MotW=] that have attacked Earth, ever.]'' 'Cause you lot aren't the first to come here. Oh, there have been so many. What you have to ask yourselves is: What happened to them? ''(The Atraxi get a montage of all Doctors from Creator/WilliamHartnell to Creator/DavidTennant with Creator/MattSmith emerging from the image of the last Doctor)'' Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.



--->'''The Doctor:''' There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.\\

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.\\



--->'''The Doctor:''' Hello Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! HAH! You lot, you're all whizzing about, it's very distracting. Could you all stay still for a moment, because I! AM! TALKING! Now the question of the hour is who's got the Pandorica. Answer: I do. Next question: who's coming to take it from me? Come onnnnnn! Look at me, no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else: I don't have anything. To. Lose. So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, AND THEN, do the smart thing. Let someone else try first. ''[cue shot of spaceships flying away]''

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' Hello Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! HAH! You lot, you're all whizzing about, it's very distracting. Could you all stay still for a moment, because I! AM! TALKING! Now the question of the hour is who's got the Pandorica. Answer: I do. Next question: who's coming to take it from me? Come onnnnnn! Look at me, no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else: I don't have anything. To. Lose. So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, AND THEN, do the smart thing. Let someone else try first. ''[cue shot of spaceships flying away]''



--->'''The Doctor:''' There was a goblin. Or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. Nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it - one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' There was a goblin. Or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. Nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it - one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.



--->'''Amy:''' What happened to the Dalek?\\

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--->'''Amy:''' -->'''Amy:''' What happened to the Dalek?\\



--->'''The Doctor:''' And one whacking great kick up the backside for the Silence! ''You just raised an army against yourselves!'' And now, for a thousand generations, you're going to be ordering them to destroy you, every day. How fast can you run? Because today's the day the human race throws you off their planet, and they won't even know they're doing it. I think quite possibly the word you're looking for, right now, is... whoops, run. Guys, I mean us: RUN!

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' And one whacking great kick up the backside for the Silence! ''You just raised an army against yourselves!'' And now, for a thousand generations, you're going to be ordering them to destroy you, every day. How fast can you run? Because today's the day the human race throws you off their planet, and they won't even know they're doing it. I think quite possibly the word you're looking for, right now, is... whoops, run. Guys, I mean us: RUN!



--->'''Madame Kovarian:''' The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.\\

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--->'''Madame -->'''Madame Kovarian:''' The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.\\



--->'''Amy Pond:''' ''[to her baby]'' I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe, and cared for, and protected, but this isn't the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very, very brave. But not as brave as they all have to be, because there's somebody coming. I don't know where he is, or what he's doing, but trust me: he's on his way. There's a man who's never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He's the last of his kind. He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone, because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better... as the Last Centurion.

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--->'''Amy -->'''Amy Pond:''' ''[to her baby]'' I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe, and cared for, and protected, but this isn't the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very, very brave. But not as brave as they all have to be, because there's somebody coming. I don't know where he is, or what he's doing, but trust me: he's on his way. There's a man who's never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He's the last of his kind. He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone, because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better... as the Last Centurion.



--->'''The Doctor:''' I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe, and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until ''nothing'' remained! No time. No space. Just ''me!'' I've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a ''mad . . . man''. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. [[ShoutOut I have seen things you wouldn't believe]]. I have lost things you'll ''never'' understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods ''blaze.'' So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! ''You have it all!''

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe, and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until ''nothing'' remained! No time. No space. Just ''me!'' I've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a ''mad . . . man''. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. [[ShoutOut I have seen things you wouldn't believe]]. I have lost things you'll ''never'' understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods ''blaze.'' So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! ''You have it all!''



--->'''Kate:''' ''[to the [[spoiler:Zygon who is impersonating her]]]'' Somewhere in your memory is a man called Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart. I'm his daughter.\\

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--->'''Kate:''' -->'''Kate:''' ''[to the [[spoiler:Zygon who is impersonating her]]]'' Somewhere in your memory is a man called Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart. I'm his daughter.\\



--->'''War Doctor:''' There's still a billion billion Daleks up there attacking.\\

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--->'''War -->'''War Doctor:''' There's still a billion billion Daleks up there attacking.\\



--->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' Because the alternative is [[EarthShatteringKaboom burning]]...\\

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--->'''Eleventh -->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' Because the alternative is [[EarthShatteringKaboom burning]]...\\



--->"One minute with me and this thing would be ''over''."

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--->"One -->"One minute with me and this thing would be ''over''."



--->'''The Doctor:''' I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to understand you, but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I think that you just don't care! And I don't know whether you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us. I don't suppose it really matters now, you are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems that '''I''' must play '''mine''': The man that '''stops''' the monsters! I'm sending you back to your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip, and if you do, remember this: ''you'' are not welcome here! This plane is protected! '''I''' am the Doctor! ''[catches his screwdriver]'' And I name you: the Boneless!

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to understand you, but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I think that you just don't care! And I don't know whether you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us. I don't suppose it really matters now, you are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems that '''I''' must play '''mine''': The man that '''stops''' the monsters! I'm sending you back to your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip, and if you do, remember this: ''you'' are not welcome here! This plane is protected! '''I''' am the Doctor! ''[catches his screwdriver]'' And I name you: the Boneless!



--->'''The Doctor:''' Ask me what I want.\\

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' Ask me what I want.\\



--->'''The Doctor:''' If you think because she is dead, I am weak, then you understand very little. If you were any part of killing her, and you're not afraid, then you understand nothing at all. So, for your own sake, understand this. I am the Doctor. I'm coming to find you, and I will never, ever stop.

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' If you think because she is dead, I am weak, then you understand very little. If you were any part of killing her, and you're not afraid, then you understand nothing at all. So, for your own sake, understand this. I am the Doctor. I'm coming to find you, and I will never, ever stop.
30th Apr '17 10:24:34 AM AthenaBlue
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--->'''The Doctor:''' I know where I got this face and I know what it's for... To remind me. To hold me to the mark. I'm the Doctor and I save people and if anyone happens to be listening and you have any kind of a problem with that: TO HELL WITH YOU!

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--->'''The -->'''The Doctor:''' I know where I got this face and I know what it's for... To remind me. To hold me to the mark. I'm the Doctor and I save people and if anyone happens to be listening and you have any kind of a problem with that: TO HELL WITH YOU!
30th Apr '17 10:23:42 AM AthenaBlue
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* Don't think it doesn't go back to the earliest days. In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E7TheSensorites The Sensorites]]", the title aliens have decided that letting the crew leave is too dangerous, and have taken a vital component of the TARDIS. They act like they're totally in control, until:
-->'''Sensorite:''' "You're in no position to threaten us."
-->'''The Doctor:''' "I don't make threats, but I ''do'' keep promises. And I promise you I'll cause you more trouble than you've bargained for if you ''don't return my property.''"
-->[Sensorites trade looks, then one responds] "We must... decide what we shall do."

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* Don't think it doesn't go back to the earliest days. In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E7TheSensorites The Sensorites]]", [[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E7TheSensorites "The Sensorites"]], the title aliens have decided that letting the crew leave is too dangerous, and have taken a vital component of the TARDIS. They act like they're totally in control, until:
-->'''Sensorite:''' "You're You're in no position to threaten us."
-->'''The
\\
'''The
Doctor:''' "I I don't make threats, but I ''do'' keep promises. And I promise you I'll cause you more trouble than you've bargained for if you ''don't return my property.''"
-->[Sensorites
''\\
''[Sensorites
trade looks, then one responds] "We responds]''\\
'''Sensorite:''' We
must... decide what we shall do."



* Don't think the bad guys are no good at it. The title character of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS8E2TheMindOfEvil The Mind of Evil]]" isn't the Master after all, but a creature that is able to use people's worst fears to drive them to ''death,'' typically requiring only ''seconds.'' How's this thing work? Before anyone knows what's going on, a {{Redshirt}} who fears water seems to go nuts, drops dead, and when examined, proves to have somehow drowned in a dry room. It even made one of the Doctor's hearts stop after he was exposed to its full potential for a couple of minutes. So what happens when it tries to bring down the Master?

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* Don't think the bad guys are no good at it. The title character of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS8E2TheMindOfEvil The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS8E2TheMindOfEvil "The Mind of Evil]]" Evil"]] isn't the Master after all, but a creature that is able to use people's worst fears to drive them to ''death,'' ''death'', typically requiring only ''seconds.'' ''seconds''. How's this thing work? Before anyone knows what's going on, a {{Redshirt}} who fears water seems to go nuts, drops dead, and when examined, proves to have somehow drowned in a dry room. It even made one of the Doctor's hearts stop after he was exposed to its full potential for a couple of minutes. So what happens when it tries to bring down the Master?



* The Fourth Doctor, from "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E3PyramidsOfMars Pyramids of Mars]]":

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* The Fourth Doctor, from "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E3PyramidsOfMars Pyramids [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E3PyramidsOfMars "Pyramids of Mars]]": Mars"]]:



* Leela gets another good one in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E6TheTalonsOfWengChiang The Talons of Weng-Chiang]]". She's about to be killed in a particularly painful manner by Magnus Greel (for the purpose of prolonging his life by a means that is rapidly losing effectiveness), and this only makes her angry:

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* Leela gets another good one in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E6TheTalonsOfWengChiang The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E6TheTalonsOfWengChiang "The Talons of Weng-Chiang]]".Weng-Chiang"]]. She's about to be killed in a particularly painful manner by Magnus Greel (for the purpose of prolonging his life by a means that is rapidly losing effectiveness), and this only makes her angry:



* Leela has one in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E4TheSunMakers The Sun Makers]]", when she's being held hostage to force the Doctor to do something. Someone tells her that she'll die if he doesn't come back. "Then I die." (Pulls out her knife.) "But before I do, I'll see this rat's nest knee deep in your blood. That is a promised thing." (One of the hostage takers says that if she has to be killed, he won't be the first on his feet.)
* One from the Fourth Doctor, in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E4StateOfDecay State of Decay]]":

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* Leela has one in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E4TheSunMakers The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E4TheSunMakers "The Sun Makers]]", Makers"]], when she's being held hostage to force the Doctor to do something. Someone tells her that she'll die if he doesn't come back. "Then I die." (Pulls out her knife.) "But before I do, I'll see this rat's nest knee deep in your blood. That is a promised thing." (One of the hostage takers says that if she has to be killed, he won't be the first on his feet.)
* One from the Fourth Doctor, in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E4StateOfDecay State [[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E4StateOfDecay "State of Decay]]":Decay"]]:



* Davros ''tries'' in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks Remembrance of the Daleks]]":
-->'''Davros''': We shall become all--\\
'''The Doctor''': -Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable Power! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!]] Et cetera! Et cetera!

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* Davros ''tries'' in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks Remembrance [[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks "Remembrance of the Daleks]]":
-->'''Davros''':
Daleks"]]:
-->'''Davros:'''
We shall become all--\\
'''The Doctor''': Doctor:''' -Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable Power! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!]] Et cetera! Et cetera!



* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek Dalek]]", a lowly soldier Dalek has been trapped and tortured on Earth after escaping the Time War, and believes that it is the last of its kind. After tricking Rose into freeing it, killing its torturer, disabling its prison and draining half of America of power, it lets out a single cry.
-->'''Dalek''': [[AC:'''THE DALEKS SURVIVE IN ME!''']]
* At the end of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E12BadWolf Bad Wolf]]":
-->'''The Doctor:''' No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then I'm going to save the Earth! And then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!\\
'''Dalek 1:''' [[AC:But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan!]]\\

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* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek Dalek]]", [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek "Dalek"]], a lowly soldier Dalek has been trapped and tortured on Earth after escaping the Time War, and believes that it is the last of its kind. After tricking Rose into freeing it, killing its torturer, disabling its prison and draining half of America of power, it lets out a single cry.
-->'''Dalek''': --->'''Dalek:''' [[AC:'''THE DALEKS SURVIVE IN ME!''']]
* At the end of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E12BadWolf Bad Wolf]]":
-->'''The
[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E12BadWolf "Bad Wolf"]]:
--->'''The
Doctor:''' No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then I'm going to save the Earth! And then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last stinking ''stinking'' Dalek out of the sky!\\
'''Dalek 1:''' [[AC:But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan!]]\\''plan''!]]\\



* '''[[spoiler:Rose]]''' gets one in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays The Parting of the Ways]]" when [[spoiler:she absorbs the time vortex and returns to rescue the Doctor:]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Rose]]:''' I looked into the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked into me. I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words... I scatter them, in time and space. A message, to lead myself here. I want you safe, my Doctor. Protected from the false god.\\
'''[[spoiler:Dalek Emperor]]:''' [[AC:You cannot hurt me, I am immortal.]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Rose]]:''' You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every single atom of your existence. And I divide them. Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies. The Time War ends.

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* '''[[spoiler:Rose]]''' gets one in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays "The Parting of the Ways]]" Ways"]] when [[spoiler:she absorbs the time vortex Time Vortex and returns to rescue the Doctor:]]
--> ---> '''[[spoiler:Rose]]:''' I looked into the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked into me. I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words... I scatter them, in time and space. A message, to lead myself here. I want you safe, my Doctor. Protected from the false god.\\
'''[[spoiler:Dalek Emperor]]:''' [[AC:You cannot hurt me, I am immortal.]]\\
''immortal!'']]\\
'''[[spoiler:Rose]]:''' You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every single atom of your existence. And I divide them. Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies.things . . . ''everything dies''. The Time War ends.



--> "Do you know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? 'The Oncoming Storm'. You may have removed all your emotions, but I bet that deep down in your DNA there's one spark left, and that's ''fear''. Doesn't it just ''burn'' when you face face me."
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion The Christmas Invasion]]", Harriet Jones, Prime Minister ([[RunningGag Yes, we know who she is]]) is speaking to somebody LockedOutOfTheLoop about an oncoming invasion, and he's surprised at her speaking of aliens as being so common. We then get this:
-->'''Harriet:''' There's an act of Parliament banning my autobiography.
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace The Girl in the Fireplace]]":
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''(whilst chasing a Clockwork Robot)'' Even monsters have nightmares!\\

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--> "Do --->"Do you know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? 'The Oncoming Storm'. You may have removed all your emotions, but I bet that deep down in your DNA there's one spark left, and that's ''fear''. Doesn't it just ''burn'' when you face face me."
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion The [[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion "The Christmas Invasion]]", Invasion"]], Harriet Jones, Prime Minister ([[RunningGag Yes, we know who she is]]) is speaking to somebody LockedOutOfTheLoop about an oncoming invasion, and he's surprised at her speaking of aliens as being so common. We then get this:
-->'''Harriet:''' --->'''Harriet:''' There's an act of Parliament banning my autobiography.
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace "The Girl in the Fireplace]]":
-->'''The
Fireplace"]]:
--->'''The
Doctor:''' ''(whilst ''[whilst chasing a Clockwork Robot)'' Robot]'' Even monsters have nightmares!\\



'''The Doctor:''' ''(as he chases it back through the fireplace)'' ME!
** Later subverted in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace The Girl in the Fireplace]]" when Rose is captured by some clockwork robots, and the Doctor is elsewhere. She tries (unsuccessfully) to basically redo his "Oncoming Storm" boast by proxy, but gets drowned out by a (seemingly) very drunk Doctor bursting into the scene just in time.

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'''The Doctor:''' ''(as ''[as he chases it back through the fireplace)'' fireplace]'' ME!
** Later subverted in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace The Girl in the Fireplace]]" when Rose is captured by some clockwork robots, and the Doctor is elsewhere. She tries (unsuccessfully) to basically redo his "Oncoming Storm" boast by proxy, but gets drowned out by a (seemingly) very drunk Doctor bursting into the scene just in time.



* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E9TheSatanPit The Satan Pit]]", [[{{Satan}} The Beast]]:

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* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E9TheSatanPit The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E9TheSatanPit "The Satan Pit]]", Pit"]], [[{{Satan}} The Beast]]:



--->'''Rose''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Go to hell!]]

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--->'''Rose''': --->'''Rose:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Go to hell!]]



-->'''The Beast''': "This is the Darkness. This is ''my'' domain, you little '''things''' that live in the light, clinging to your feeble suns... which die. Only the Darkness remains."
* Then she pulls it off right in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday Doomsday]]". After the Daleks and Cybermen verbally joust (read below), the Daleks wonder why one man in the picture makes Rose's heart race. When she finally admits it's the Doctor, all the Daleks in the room roll back a bit: their way of taking a ''very'' nervous step backward.

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-->'''The Beast''': "This --->'''The Beast:''' This is the Darkness. This is ''my'' domain, you little '''things''' that live in the light, clinging to your feeble suns... which die. Only the Darkness remains."
remains.
* Then she pulls it off right in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday Doomsday]]".[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday "Doomsday"]]. After the Daleks and Cybermen verbally joust (read below), the Daleks wonder why one man in the picture makes Rose's heart race. When she finally admits it's the Doctor, all the Daleks in the room roll back a bit: their way of taking a ''very'' nervous step backward.



'''Dalek Sec:''' YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!

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'''Dalek Sec:''' YOU [[AC:YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!''EXTERMINATED!!'']]



--->'''Cyber Leader''': [[AC:Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': [[AC:This is not war -- [[CurbStompBattle THIS IS PEST CONTROL!]]]]\\
'''Cyber Leader''': [[AC:We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': [[AC:Four]].\\
'''Cyber Leader''': [[AC:You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': [[AC:WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ''ONE'' DALEK! You are superior in only one respect.]]\\
'''Cyber Leader''': [[AC:What is that?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': [[AC:You are ''better'' at ''dying'']].

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--->'''Cyber Leader''': Leader:''' [[AC:Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': Sec:''' [[AC:This is not war -- [[CurbStompBattle THIS IS PEST CONTROL!]]]]\\
'''Cyber Leader''': Leader:''' [[AC:We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': Sec:''' [[AC:Four]].\\
'''Cyber Leader''': Leader:''' [[AC:You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': Sec:''' [[AC:WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ''ONE'' DALEK! You are superior in only one ''one'' respect.]]\\
'''Cyber Leader''': Leader:''' [[AC:What is that?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec''': Sec:''' [[AC:You are ''better'' at ''dying'']].''dying''!]]



* And in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood The Family of Blood]]", Tim Latimer makes a badass boast on behalf of the Doctor: "I've seen him. He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever... He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe... And... he's wonderful."
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned Voyage of the Damned]]": "I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation Kasterberous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's going to save your lives, and all six billion on the planet below. You got a problem with that?"
** Parodied in "[[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor The Day of the Doctor]]", where the Doctor delivers almost exactly that speech...to a rabbit.
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E6TheDoctorsDaughter The Doctor's Daughter]]": "Well, you need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up 'genocide.' You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read 'Over my dead body.'"
* The new series shows that the Doctor can do these ''indirectly'' and evil will retreat. Case in point from "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E9ForestOfTheDead Forest of the Dead]]":
-->"I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up."
* A quieter variation took place in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E15PlanetOfTheDead Planet of the Dead]]", where the Doctor calmed down the passengers of a bus trapped on a distant planet after their bus-driver died trying to pass through the wormhole, by reminding them of their lives back on Earth. This time around he was more able to keep his promise: "That planet out there, with three suns, wormhole and alien sand, that planet is nothing--you hear me, ''nothing''--compared to all those things waiting for you. Food, home, people--hold on to that. 'Cause we're gonna get there. I promise. I'm gonna get you home."
* Similarly, from the Eleventh Doctor's premiere "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour The Eleventh Hour]]"...
--> '''The Doctor''': One more question. Just one. Is this world protected? ''(As one of the Monsters of the Week looks at records of various other [=MotW=] that have attacked Earth, ever.)'' 'Cause you lot aren't the first to come here. Oh, there have been so many. What you have to ask yourselves is: What happened to them? ''(The Atraxi get a montage of all Doctors from Creator/WilliamHartnell to Creator/DavidTennant with Creator/MattSmith emerging from the image of the last Doctor)'' Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels The Time of Angels]]" has another, with his response to the Weeping Angels taunting him.
-->'''The Doctor''': There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.\\

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* And in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood "The Family of Blood]]", Blood"]], Tim Latimer makes a badass boast on behalf of the Doctor: "I've seen him. He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever... He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe... And... he's wonderful."
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned Voyage [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned "Voyage of the Damned]]": Damned"]]: "I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation Kasterberous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's going to save your lives, and all six billion on the planet below. You got a problem with that?"
** Parodied in "[[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor The [[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor]]", Doctor"]], where the Doctor delivers almost exactly that speech...speech... to a rabbit.
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E6TheDoctorsDaughter The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E6TheDoctorsDaughter "The Doctor's Daughter]]": Daughter"]]: "Well, you need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up 'genocide.' 'genocide'. You'll find a little picture of me ''me'' there, and the caption'll read 'Over ''[='=]Over my dead body.'"
[='=]''"
* The new series shows that the Doctor can do these ''indirectly'' and evil will retreat. Case in point from "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E9ForestOfTheDead Forest [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E9ForestOfTheDead "Forest of the Dead]]":
-->"I'm
Dead"]]:
--->"I'm
the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up."
* A quieter variation took place in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E15PlanetOfTheDead Planet [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E15PlanetOfTheDead "Planet of the Dead]]", Dead"]], where the Doctor calmed down the passengers of a bus trapped on a distant planet after their bus-driver died trying to pass through the wormhole, by reminding them of their lives back on Earth. This time around he was more able to keep his promise: "That planet out there, with three suns, wormhole and alien sand, that planet is nothing--you nothing -- you hear me, ''nothing''--compared ''nothing'' -- compared to all those things waiting for you. Food, home, people--hold on to that. 'Cause we're gonna get there. I promise. I'm gonna get you home."
* Similarly, from the Eleventh Doctor's premiere "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour "The Eleventh Hour]]"...
--> '''The Doctor''':
Hour"]]...
--->'''The Doctor:'''
One more question. Just one. Is this world protected? ''(As ''[As one of the Monsters of the Week Atraxi looks at records of various other [=MotW=] that have attacked Earth, ever.)'' ]'' 'Cause you lot aren't the first to come here. Oh, there have been so many. What you have to ask yourselves is: What happened to them? ''(The Atraxi get a montage of all Doctors from Creator/WilliamHartnell to Creator/DavidTennant with Creator/MattSmith emerging from the image of the last Doctor)'' Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels "The Time of Angels]]" Angels"]] has another, with his response to the Weeping Angels taunting him.
-->'''The Doctor''': --->'''The Doctor:''' There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.\\



* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens The Pandorica Opens]]", we have this speech, delivered to a swarm of hostile spaceships containing every single one of the Doctor's many enemies above Stonehenge.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hello Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! HAH! You lot, you're all whizzing about, it's very distracting. Could you all stay still for a moment, because I! AM! TALKING! Now the question of the hour is who's got the Pandorica. Answer: I do. Next question: who's coming to take it from me? Come onnnnnn! Look at me, no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else: I don't have anything. To. Lose. So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, AND THEN, do the smart thing. Let someone else try first. ''[cue shot of spaceships flying away]''

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* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens "The Pandorica Opens]]", Opens"]], we have this speech, delivered to a swarm of hostile spaceships containing every single one of the Doctor's many enemies above Stonehenge.
-->'''The --->'''The Doctor:''' Hello Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! HAH! You lot, you're all whizzing about, it's very distracting. Could you all stay still for a moment, because I! AM! TALKING! Now the question of the hour is who's got the Pandorica. Answer: I do. Next question: who's coming to take it from me? Come onnnnnn! Look at me, no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else: I don't have anything. To. Lose. So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, AND THEN, do the smart thing. Let someone else try first. ''[cue shot of spaceships flying away]''



* Also from "The Pandorica Opens" the Doctor makes a completely unintentional Baddass Boast, unaware that the creature he's describing is himself (made all the better when you recall all the times he's boasted about the things that fear him):
-->'''The Doctor:''' There was a goblin. Or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. Nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.

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* Also from "The Pandorica Opens" the ** The Doctor earlier makes a completely unintentional Baddass Boast, unaware that the creature he's describing is himself (made all the better when you recall all the times he's boasted about the things that fear him):
-->'''The --->'''The Doctor:''' There was a goblin. Or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. Nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it - one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.



-->'''Amy:''' What happened to the Dalek?\\

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-->'''Amy:''' --->'''Amy:''' What happened to the Dalek?\\



* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut The Impossible Astronaut]]", the Eleventh Doctor gets angry when his companions are hiding something from him, and he calmly warns them, "Don't play games with me. Don't ever, ever think you're capable of that."
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E2DayOfTheMoon Day of the Moon]]" [[spoiler: when the Doctor defeats the Silence]]:
-->'''Doctor:''' "And one whacking great kick up the backside for the Silence! ''You just raised an army against yourselves!'' And now, for a thousand generations, you're going to be ordering them to destroy you, every day. How fast can you run? Because today's the day the human race throws you off their planet, and they won't even know they're doing it. I think quite possibly the word you're looking for, right now, is...whoops, run. Guys, I mean us: RUN!"

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* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut "The Impossible Astronaut]]", Astronaut"]], the Eleventh Doctor gets angry when his companions are hiding something from him, and he calmly warns them, "Don't play games with me. Don't ever, ever think you're capable of that."
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E2DayOfTheMoon Day [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E2DayOfTheMoon "Day of the Moon]]" [[spoiler: Moon"]], when the Doctor defeats the Silence]]:
-->'''Doctor:''' "And
Silence:
--->'''The Doctor:''' And
one whacking great kick up the backside for the Silence! ''You just raised an army against yourselves!'' And now, for a thousand generations, you're going to be ordering them to destroy you, every day. How fast can you run? Because today's the day the human race throws you off their planet, and they won't even know they're doing it. I think quite possibly the word you're looking for, right now, is... whoops, run. Guys, I mean us: RUN!"RUN!



* In the Series 6 episode "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar A Good Man Goes to War]]", Creator/MattSmith's excellent delivery of the 11th Doctor's retort to the assumption that he is a good man and good men won't do anything bad when angry makes the statement far more threatening than it would be otherwise.
-->'''Madame Kovarian:''' The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.\\

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* In the Series 6 episode "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar A [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar "A Good Man Goes to War]]", War"]], Creator/MattSmith's excellent delivery of the 11th Doctor's retort to the assumption that he is a good man and good men won't do anything bad when angry makes the statement far more threatening than it would be otherwise.
-->'''Madame --->'''Madame Kovarian:''' The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.\\



--->'''Amy Pond''': ''[to her baby]'' I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe, and cared for, and protected, but this isn't the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very, very brave. But not as brave as they all have to be, because there's somebody coming. I don't know where he is, or what he's doing, but trust me: he's on his way. There's a man who's never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He's the last of his kind. He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone, because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better... as The Last Centurion.

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--->'''Amy Pond''': Pond:''' ''[to her baby]'' I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe, and cared for, and protected, but this isn't the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very, very brave. But not as brave as they all have to be, because there's somebody coming. I don't know where he is, or what he's doing, but trust me: he's on his way. There's a man who's never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He's the last of his kind. He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone, because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better... as The the Last Centurion.



* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E7TheRingsOfAkhaten The Rings of Akhaten]]", to a so-called god which feeds off of psychic imprints:
-->'''The Doctor:''' I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe, and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until ''nothing'' remained! No time. No space. Just ''me!'' I've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a ''mad . . . man''. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. [[ShoutOut I have seen things you wouldn't believe]]. I have lost things you'll ''never'' understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods ''blaze.'' So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! ''You have it all!''

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* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E7TheRingsOfAkhaten The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E7TheRingsOfAkhaten "The Rings of Akhaten]]", Akhaten"]], to a so-called god which feeds off of psychic imprints:
-->'''The --->'''The Doctor:''' I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe, and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until ''nothing'' remained! No time. No space. Just ''me!'' I've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a ''mad . . . man''. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. [[ShoutOut I have seen things you wouldn't believe]]. I have lost things you'll ''never'' understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods ''blaze.'' So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! ''You have it all!''



-->'''Kate:''' ''(to the [[spoiler: Zygon who is impersonating her]])'' Somewhere in your memory is a man called Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart. I'm his daughter.\\
''([[spoiler: Zygon!Kate's]] eyes [[OhCrap widen in fear]].)''

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-->'''Kate:''' ''(to --->'''Kate:''' ''[to the [[spoiler: Zygon [[spoiler:Zygon who is impersonating her]])'' her]]]'' Somewhere in your memory is a man called Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart. I'm his daughter.\\
''([[spoiler: Zygon!Kate's]] ''[[[spoiler:Zygon!Kate's]] eyes [[OhCrap widen in fear]].)'']''



** Perhaps the most magnificent example also occurs in the 50th anniversary special, when the [[spoiler:War Doctor]], Tenth and Eleventh Doctors call the War Council of [[spoiler:Gallifrey]] and assure them that they'll do everything they can to save the planet and its commoners, [[ScienceHero without so much as firing a shot]]. While the members of the council admire their bravery and resolve, they question the technical feasibility of the idea, and especially the reasoning of the Doctors. Cue the [[HeartwarmingMoments following lines]] from the Tenth and Eleventh Doctor:

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** Perhaps the most magnificent example also occurs in the 50th 50[[superscript:th]] anniversary special, when the [[spoiler:War Doctor]], Tenth and Eleventh Doctors call the War Council of [[spoiler:Gallifrey]] and assure them that they'll do everything they can to save the planet and its commoners, [[ScienceHero without so much as firing a shot]]. While the members of the council admire their bravery and resolve, they question the technical feasibility of the idea, and especially the reasoning of the Doctors. Cue the [[HeartwarmingMoments following lines]] from the Tenth and Eleventh Doctor:



* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E8MummyOnTheOrientExpress Mummy on the Orient Express]]":
--> "One minute with me and this thing would be over."

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* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E8MummyOnTheOrientExpress Mummy [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E8MummyOnTheOrientExpress "Mummy on the Orient Express]]":
--> "One
Express"]]:
--->"One
minute with me and this thing would be over.''over''."



* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline Flatline]]":
-->'''The Doctor:''' I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to understand you, but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I think that you just don't care! And I don't know whether you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us. I don't suppose it really matters now, you are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems that '''I''' must play '''mine''': The man that '''stops''' the monsters! I'm sending you back to your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip, and if you do, remember this: ''you'' are not welcome here! This plane is protected! '''I''' am the Doctor! ''[catches his screwdriver]'' And I name you: the Boneless!
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The Witch's Familiar]]", he gets one that's not quite as long-winded as his most memorable speeches, but it gets to the point: He's [[spoiler: taken Davros' chair, being GenreSavvy enough to know that ''Davros'' is GenreSavvy enough to have it equipped with a force field Dalek beams can't penetrate. When what the Daleks think is Davros arrives, and the door opens and it's the Doctor]], and all the Daleks stop short, the Doctor says to them: "Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare."

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* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline Flatline]]":
-->'''The
[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline "Flatline"]]:
--->'''The
Doctor:''' I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to understand you, but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I think that you just don't care! And I don't know whether you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us. I don't suppose it really matters now, you are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems that '''I''' must play '''mine''': The man that '''stops''' the monsters! I'm sending you back to your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip, and if you do, remember this: ''you'' are not welcome here! This plane is protected! '''I''' am the Doctor! ''[catches his screwdriver]'' And I name you: the Boneless!
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar "The Witch's Familiar]]", Familiar"]], he gets one that's not quite as long-winded as his most memorable speeches, but it gets to the point: He's [[spoiler: taken Davros' chair, being GenreSavvy enough to know that ''Davros'' is GenreSavvy enough to have it equipped with a force field Dalek beams can't penetrate. When what the Daleks think is Davros arrives, and the door opens and it's the Doctor]], and all the Daleks stop short, the Doctor says to them: "Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare."



-->'''Doctor:''' Ask me what I want.
-->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:Irrelevant. You will not prevail. You will not succeed.]]
-->'''Doctor:''' I've been at the heart of your empire for 42 minutes, and I own it, and I haven't even got out of my chair. ''Ask me what I want.''
-->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:...What do you want?]]
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied The Girl Who Died]]", after the Twelfth Doctor remembers where he got his face from:
-->'''Doctor:''' "I know where I got this face and I know what it's for... To remind me. To hold me to the mark. I'm the Doctor and I save people and if anyone happens to be listening and you have any kind of a problem with that: TO HELL WITH YOU!"
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E10FaceTheRaven Face the Raven]]" has the Doctor deliver one to Ashildr during his epic FreakOut over the impending death of Clara in which he threatens to bring down the might of UNIT, the Zygons and even his mortal enemies the Daleks and Cybermen and "rain hell on you for the rest of time." He furthermore momentarily renounces his name and tells Ashildr "I will end you and everything you love". Clara spends the rest of her (natural) life talking him down from following through.
** But in the next episode, "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E11HeavenSent Heaven Sent]]," the Doctor is now TheUnfettered and issues the following threat to whomever is holding him captive:

to:

-->'''Doctor:''' --->'''The Doctor:''' Ask me what I want.
-->'''Supreme
want.\\
'''Supreme
Dalek:''' [[AC:Irrelevant. You will not prevail. You will not succeed.]]
-->'''Doctor:'''
]]\\
'''The Doctor:'''
I've been at the heart of your empire for 42 minutes, and I own it, and I haven't even got out of my chair. ''Ask me what I want.''
-->'''Supreme
''\\
'''Supreme
Dalek:''' [[AC:...What do you want?]]
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied "The Girl Who Died]]", Died"]], after the Twelfth Doctor remembers where he got his face from:
-->'''Doctor:''' "I --->'''The Doctor:''' I know where I got this face and I know what it's for... To remind me. To hold me to the mark. I'm the Doctor and I save people and if anyone happens to be listening and you have any kind of a problem with that: TO HELL WITH YOU!"
YOU!
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E10FaceTheRaven Face [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E10FaceTheRaven "Face the Raven]]" Raven"]] has the Doctor deliver one to Ashildr during his epic FreakOut over the impending death of Clara in which he threatens to bring down the might of UNIT, the Zygons and even his mortal enemies the Daleks and Cybermen and "rain hell on you for the rest of time." He furthermore momentarily renounces his name and tells Ashildr "I will end you and everything you love". Clara spends the rest of her (natural) life talking him down from following through.
** But in the next episode, "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E11HeavenSent Heaven Sent]]," [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E11HeavenSent "Heaven Sent"]], the Doctor is now TheUnfettered and issues the following threat to whomever is holding him captive:
24th Apr '17 9:47:10 PM PhantomRider
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Added DiffLines:

**Another line from the same episode:
-->'''Doctor:''' Ask me what I want.
-->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:Irrelevant. You will not prevail. You will not succeed.]]
-->'''Doctor:''' I've been at the heart of your empire for 42 minutes, and I own it, and I haven't even got out of my chair. ''Ask me what I want.''
-->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:...What do you want?]]
27th Mar '17 5:25:59 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''The Master:''' "You can't harm me. I'm stronger than you are. I brought you here. I gave you the minds you need to feed on! ''You'' are ''my'' servant! ''YOU'RE MY SERVANT!!'' ... I'm too strong for you! ... *once outside, he bars the door* No more minds for you to feed on. Let's see how long starvation takes to bring you to heel."

to:

-->'''The Master:''' "You You can't harm me. I'm stronger than you are. I brought you here. I gave you the minds you need to feed on! ''You'' are ''my'' servant! ''YOU'RE MY SERVANT!!'' ... I'm too strong for you! ... *once ''(once outside, he bars the door* door)'' No more minds for you to feed on. Let's see how long starvation takes to bring you to heel."



--->"When we are both in the Great Hereafter, I will hunt you down, Bent-Face! And put you through my agonies a thousand times!"

to:

--->"When -->"When we are both in the Great Hereafter, I will hunt you down, Bent-Face! And put you through my agonies a thousand times!"
25th Mar '17 8:36:05 PM MasterFuzzy
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** Later subverted in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace The Girl in the Fireplace]]" when Rose is captured by some clockwork robots, and the Doctor is elsewhere. She tries (unsuccessfully) to basically redo his "Oncoming Storm" boast by proxy, but gets drowned out by a very drunk Doctor bursting into the scene just in time.

to:

** Later subverted in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace The Girl in the Fireplace]]" when Rose is captured by some clockwork robots, and the Doctor is elsewhere. She tries (unsuccessfully) to basically redo his "Oncoming Storm" boast by proxy, but gets drowned out by a (seemingly) very drunk Doctor bursting into the scene just in time.
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