History BadassBoast / ComicBooks

6th Sep '16 3:16:44 AM Tron80
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* "We're the [[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica Justice League]]. [[Creator/WarrenEllis We've beaten up real gods and made them cry."]]

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* "We're the [[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica Justice League]]. [[Creator/WarrenEllis We've beaten up real gods and made them cry."]]"



*** The kicker is he's right. At the end, Lex Luthor uses "the most dangerous weapon on Earth" to beat Superman.



* ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'s BreakingSpeech to a FillerVillain called "Rebel". Accompanied by GlowingEyesOfDoom and DramaticThunder that she might have [[WeatherManipulation summoned]]:
-->'''Kara''': Look -- here's the problem. You've done some bad things, but I'm really, really upset right now. So much so that, honestly, I don't trust myself. And if you attack me or I attack you... I will hurt you. I will hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt in your whole life. I can carve you up by looking at you. I can break you, boil you, freeze you. I can do things you can't imagine. Things I can't imagine, until I have to, and then I'll improvise. Part of me is hoping that you will attack. And part of me is praying -- for your sake and my own peace of mind -- that you don't. It's up to you. Oh... And, Rebel... I have eyes that can see through solid matter. I have ears that can hear your slightest word, your heartbeat, your breathing. You do anything that hurts others... I will find you. And you won't like it. Do we have an understanding?

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* ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'s ''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'':
** Her
BreakingSpeech to a FillerVillain called "Rebel". Accompanied by GlowingEyesOfDoom and DramaticThunder that she might have [[WeatherManipulation summoned]]:
-->'''Kara''': --->'''Kara''': Look -- here's the problem. You've done some bad things, but I'm really, really upset right now. So much so that, honestly, I don't trust myself. And if you attack me or I attack you... I will hurt you. I will hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt in your whole life. I can carve you up by looking at you. I can break you, boil you, freeze you. I can do things you can't imagine. Things I can't imagine, until I have to, and then I'll improvise. Part of me is hoping that you will attack. And part of me is praying -- for your sake and my own peace of mind -- that you don't. It's up to you. Oh... And, Rebel... I have eyes that can see through solid matter. I have ears that can hear your slightest word, your heartbeat, your breathing. You do anything that hurts others... I will find you. And you won't like it. Do we have an understanding?understanding?
** In ''Comicbook/RedDaughterOfKrypton'', Atrocitus' veiled and blatant threats don't impress Guy Gardner. He's heard worse things from stronger beings:
--->'''Atrocitus:''' Oh, the things I have planned for you, Guy Gardner. You and anyone who stands with you.\\
'''Guy Gardner:''' Get in line, pal. You ain't the first, and I '''guarantee''' you won't be the last. Worse than you have tried to take Guy Gardner down! And you know what? You know what? I'm still here, you bastard! I'm still here!
28th Aug '16 8:14:47 PM zealots
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* Barracuda from PunisherMax gives Frank one of these after Frank has stabbed him in the eye, kicked him in the balls, cracked him over the head with a fence post, and chopped all the fingers off his right hand with an ax. Barracuda responds to all this with a SlasherSmile.

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* Barracuda from PunisherMax ComicBook/ThePunisherMAX gives Frank one of these after Frank has stabbed him in the eye, kicked him in the balls, cracked him over the head with a fence post, and chopped all the fingers off his right hand with an ax. Barracuda responds to all this with a SlasherSmile.



* ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}, after the ComicBook/XMen have been completely annihilated by the Hellfire Club: "Ok, suckers... you've taken yer '''best shot'''. NOW IT'S '''MY''' TURN!"



* Another ''ComicBook/XMen'' BadassBoast champ is [[KnightTemplar Exodus]]:
** "I am Exodus, and I am the power and the way, here to ensure that Magneto's dream the end of human tyranny shall be fulfilled."
** "Where Magneto would segregate, I will unite. Where Apocalypse would dominate, I will elevate. I ''am'' the Exodus, and I will lead us '''all''' to paradise."
** Greeting the X-Men: "The fact that you still live should prove I am not here as your enemy."
** Overpowering ([[NobleTopEnforcer without killing]]) a Sentinel's human pilot: "Learn humility, little warrior. Or dress in sackcloth."
** To Apocalypse's OmnicidalManiac son Holocaust: "I have always been powerful enough to obliterate a thousand such as you!"
** To Maria Hill, who is instructing her men to contain him: "You could sooner contain the ocean in a cup. I am Exodus. And I ''refuse'' to be contained."
** When told by Sersi that as an [[ComicBook/TheEternals Eternal]] she has the stamina to keep fighting forever: "Forever it is then."
* For classic ''ComicBook/XMen'' villain boasts, look no further than the [[ComicBook/TheDarkPhoenixSaga Dark Phoenix]]:
** "Hear me, ComicBook/XMen! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And life incarnate! Now and forever -- I am Phoenix!!"
** "Behold your creation, Charles Xavier! I am what was, what is, what will be! I am the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer! I AM POWER!"
* ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}, after the ''ComicBook/XMen'' have been completely annihilated by the Hellfire Club: "Ok, suckers... you've taken yer '''best shot'''. NOW IT'S '''MY''' TURN!"



* ''ComicBook/XMen'':
** "Hear me, ComicBook/XMen! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And life incarnate! Now and forever -- I am Phoenix!!"
** "Behold your creation, Charles Xavier! I am what was, what is, what will be! I am the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer! I AM POWER!"
26th Aug '16 8:41:19 PM SSJMagus
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* [[ComicBook/XMen Doctor Nemesis]] loves these.


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26th Aug '16 8:40:42 PM SSJMagus
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* ''ComicBook/MarvelStarWars2015'': Grakkus the Hutt explains how he's different from other Hutts.
-->'''Grakkus:''' The most dangerous thing in Grakkus's arena isn't some savage beast or mindless monster. It's ''Grakkus''.
14th Aug '16 7:10:28 AM Eilevgmyhren
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---> Villains of more noble ilk than you have made me cautious and resourceful and scrappy. But ''you'' just '''made me mean!''' (cue GlowingEyesOfDoom).

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---> Villains of more noble ilk than you have made me cautious and resourceful and scrappy. But ''you'' just '''made me mean!''' (cue GlowingEyesOfDoom).RedEyesTakeWarning).
** Later, Scrooge came up with this one:
---> It will be a dark day when I give in to a mere ''superpower''! (after facing down Roosevelt´s Rough Riders).
2nd Aug '16 4:33:06 PM Taskmaster123
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* Barracuda from PunisherMax gives Frank one of these after Frank has stabbed him in the eye, kicked him in the balls, cracked him over the head with a fence post, and chopped all the fingers off his right hand with an ax. Barracuda responds to all this with a SlasherSmile.
--> '''Barracuda''': Oh, it is on now, motherfucker. ''It is on.''
24th Jul '16 9:16:38 AM Prfnoff
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* The Doom Marine in ''Comicbook/{{Doom}}'':
-->"Who's the man? I'm the man! I'm a ''bad'' man! How bad? ''Real'' bad! I'm a 12.0 on a 10.0 scale of badness!"
13th Jul '16 8:08:10 AM Salkafar
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*** Death, herself a complete stranger to badass boasts, sort of makes a meta-one when the Kindly Ones announce her intentions to her regarding her brother, and she tacitly tells them to step aside to let her do her job.
18th Jun '16 7:31:03 AM MrMaplesyrup1
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* ComicBook/SecretWarriors has quite a few. Perhaps the best is delivered by [[spoiler: Phobos to Norman Osborn after Osborn has just tried to bribe Phobos into revealing Nick Fury's location by giving him toy trucks. Realise that Phobos is both twelve years old and the literal god of fear.]] Cue this exchange:

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* ComicBook/SecretWarriors has quite a few. Perhaps the best is delivered by [[spoiler: Phobos to Norman Osborn after Osborn has just tried to bribe Phobos into revealing Nick Fury's location by giving him toy trucks. Realise that Phobos is both twelve years old and the literal god of fear.fear, and that Norman Osborn is the ComicBook/{{GreenGoblin}}, and at this point is the head of the replacement for shield, HAMMER..]] Cue this exchange:



--> '''Phobos''': You're warning me? Fine. (Cue GlowingEyesOfDoom) Here's a warning for you: (starts blasting Osborn with his fear ability.) You think you're hanging on, but you're not. You will lose control and this will end in failure... This will happen, but if you come after us it will happen sooner. Are you listening, old man? Hear me clearly, Norman Osborn: You do not f*ck with Nick Fury. And you DO NOT f*ck with the god of fear.

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--> '''Phobos''': You're warning me? Fine. (Cue GlowingEyesOfDoom) Here's a warning for you: (starts blasting Osborn with his fear ability.) You think you're hanging on, but you're not. You will lose control and this will end in failure... This will happen, but if you come after us it will happen sooner. Are you listening, old man? (Osborn starts to cry) Hear me clearly, Norman Osborn: You do not f*ck with Nick Fury. And you DO NOT f*ck with the god of fear.
18th Jun '16 7:26:49 AM MrMaplesyrup1
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* ComicBook/Secret Warriors has quite a few. Perhaps the best is delivered by [[spoiler: Phobos to Norman Osborn after Osborn has just tried to bribe Phobos into revealing Nick Fury's location by giving him toy trucks. Realise that Phobos is both twelve years old and the literal god of fear.]] Cue this exchange:

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* ComicBook/Secret Warriors ComicBook/SecretWarriors has quite a few. Perhaps the best is delivered by [[spoiler: Phobos to Norman Osborn after Osborn has just tried to bribe Phobos into revealing Nick Fury's location by giving him toy trucks. Realise that Phobos is both twelve years old and the literal god of fear.]] Cue this exchange:
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