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15th Jan '16 3:29:21 PM Bishop999
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him exactly where to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on elves everywhere until every last one is dead and their precious mountains ground to rubble. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers negotiates a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him exactly where to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on elves everywhere until every last one is dead and their precious mountains ground to rubble. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
8th Jan '16 9:42:50 AM snake300
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* No more running. Ciri stands firm against MasterSwordsman Leo Bonhart and uses her pendulum balance beam training to score blows against a vastly more experienced fencer which causes him to fall from the rafters and cripple himself. Even better, not only does this ImplacableMan beg for clemency from the girl he's psychologically and physically tortured but when Ciri scorns him a CoupDeGrace takes his witcher medallion trophies and leaves him to die, he tries a last ditch attack which ends in a textbook BackstabBackfire.
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* No more running. Ciri stands firm against MasterSwordsman Leo Bonhart and uses her pendulum balance beam training to score blows against a vastly more experienced fencer which causes him to fall from the rafters and cripple himself. Even better, not only does this ImplacableMan beg for clemency from the girl he's psychologically and physically tortured but when Ciri scorns him a CoupDeGrace CoupDeGrace, takes his witcher medallion trophies and leaves him to die, he tries a last ditch attack which ends in a textbook BackstabBackfire.
8th Jan '16 9:38:40 AM snake300
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** Waiting for Falwick and his Nilfgaardian retinue to arrive so he can finally do away with the man he promised to kill all those years ago, Geralt [[ISurrenderSuckers lets himself be taken prisoner]], endures the Count's [[WhipItgood torture]] with [[ImmuneToPain taut stoicism]], then turns his allies against him by using Ciri's absence as a construed betrayal on Falwick's part so that Baron Gausteberg, the Imperial Captain present, orders a [[TrialByCombat judiciary duel]] to determine who the liar is... Only Falwick sics his men on the witcher like the pussy he is.
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** Waiting for Falwick and his Nilfgaardian retinue to arrive so he can finally do away with the man he promised to kill all those years ago, Geralt [[ISurrenderSuckers lets himself be taken prisoner]], endures the Count's [[WhipItgood torture]] with [[ImmuneToPain [[FeelNoPain taut stoicism]], then turns his allies against him by using Ciri's absence as a construed betrayal on Falwick's part so that Baron Gausteberg, the Imperial Captain present, orders a [[TrialByCombat judiciary duel]] to determine who the liar is... Only Falwick sics his men on the witcher like the pussy he is.
8th Jan '16 9:36:18 AM snake300
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** Waiting for Falwick and his Nilfgaardian retinue to arrive so he can finally do away with the man he promised to kill, Geralt [[ISurrenderSuckers lets himself be taken prisoner]], endures the Count's [[WhipItgood torture]] with taut stoicism, then turns his allies against him by using Ciri's absence as a construed betrayal on Falwick's part so that Baron Gausteberg, the Imperial Captain present, orders a [[TrialByCombat judiciary duel]] to determine who the liar is...
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** Waiting for Falwick and his Nilfgaardian retinue to arrive so he can finally do away with the man he promised to kill, kill all those years ago, Geralt [[ISurrenderSuckers lets himself be taken prisoner]], endures the Count's [[WhipItgood torture]] with [[ImmuneToPain taut stoicism, stoicism]], then turns his allies against him by using Ciri's absence as a construed betrayal on Falwick's part so that Baron Gausteberg, the Imperial Captain present, orders a [[TrialByCombat judiciary duel]] to determine who the liar is... Only Falwick sics his men on the witcher like the pussy he is.

** Falwick trying to kill Geralt from behind... [[BackstabBackfire He fails miserably.]]
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** After Geralt has just proved to everyone present what a loathsome coward he is, Falwick trying to kill draws his sword on Geralt and before it has even cleared his scabbard, [[SuperReflexes Geralt opens his throat from behind... [[BackstabBackfire He fails miserably.]] ear to ear]]. * Episode thirteen, Dandelion not only pushed a despairing Geralt into escaping the Nilfgaardians who were about to execute them by impaling but after they escape through a monster-guarded cave, he goes back and manages to steal some treasure from the same draconid or lesser vampire by ''throwing silver coins at it''!
8th Jan '16 9:10:38 AM snake300
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* [[TheArcher Milva]] saving Geralt and Dandelion from a Nilfgaardian scout patrol; the White Wolf kills three but his still-healing leg betrays him and he falls against a wagon, about to be cut up by the heavy cavalry when Miss Barring annihilates each one of them with a single arrow for each of the five remaining attackers. Bonus points for the last shot being at near point-blank range.
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* [[TheArcher Milva]] [[BigDamnHeroes saving Geralt and Dandelion from a Nilfgaardian mounted scout patrol; patrol]]; the White Wolf kills three but his still-healing leg betrays him and he falls against a wagon, about to be cut up by the heavy cavalry when Miss Barring annihilates each one of them with a single arrow for each of the five remaining attackers. Bonus points for the last shot being [[NervesOfSteel at near point-blank range.range as the charger bears down on her]].
6th Jan '16 2:57:19 AM Bishop999
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on elves everywhere until every last one is dead and their precious mountains ground to rubble. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him exactly where to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on elves everywhere until every last one is dead and their precious mountains ground to rubble. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
4th Jan '16 4:25:18 AM Bishop999
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on elves everywhere until every last one is dead and their precious mountains leveled to the ground. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on elves everywhere until every last one is dead and their precious mountains leveled ground to the ground.rubble. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
4th Jan '16 4:24:13 AM Bishop999
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on them until every last elf is dead and their precious mountains leveled to the ground. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him to stick it and demands that if they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on them elves everywhere until every last elf one is dead and their precious mountains leveled to the ground. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
4th Jan '16 4:22:50 AM Bishop999
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '', Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, demands that if a group of elves are planning on killing his buddy Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on them until every last elf is dead and their precious mountains leveled to the ground. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '', '' a group of elves have Geralt and Dandelion at their mercy. Geralt brokers a deal for his friend to go free, at which point Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, tells him to stick it and demands that if a group of elves are planning on killing his buddy they touch Geralt then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on them until every last elf is dead and their precious mountains leveled to the ground. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
4th Jan '16 4:19:43 AM Bishop999
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '', Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, demands that if a group of elves are planning on killing his buddy Geralt [[CowardlyLion then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on them until every last elf is dead and their precious mountains leveled to the ground. Yeah.]]
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* In '' 'The Edge of the World' '', Dandelion, resident LovableCoward, demands that if a group of elves are planning on killing his buddy Geralt [[CowardlyLion then they damn well better kill him too, or he'll use his influence to set the entire world on them until every last elf is dead and their precious mountains leveled to the ground. [[CowardlyLion Yeah.]]
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