History Awesome / TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool

-->'''Trisha''': '''''Enough!!''''' No, I’m fucking sick of this shit. The two of you are friends. ''{{Best Friend}}s.'' And I might be dumb but I’m not blind and any one with two eyes and two hearts can see that your lost without each other. Were mistakes made? Yeah! Were feelings hurt? ''You’re Goddamn right they were!'' ...No, you shut up, you shut up Mackenzie! I’m talking! ...Should you have blown up her car? No! Should you have refused her apology and joined up with Shay Van Buren? ''Fuck'' no! But what’s done is done, and we can’t change the past all we can do is accept the reality of the situation we find ourselves in ''today''. And the reality of that situation is that you two need each other. Brittnay, you make Mackenzie stronger! Mackenzie, you make Brittany smarter. Together, the two of you are ''fucking unstoppable''! You’re the leaders of the greatest cheer squad in the history of the world. You can win championships, expose corruption, you two can be President…consecutively or simultaneously, whatever you want. But apart, well, you two can’t get much of anything done, can you? You two were the reason I joined this squad. You made me believe in something, and that something was '''“I am awesome and everyone else suck nuts!”''' More importantly, without each other you’re missing your best friend. And if there’s one thing that I’ve learned in this crazy fucking world it’s that shit ain't worth living if you ain't got your best friend. Lett me tell you a little story about some best friends I happen to know very well. Their names are Matt and Ben. They wrote a movie together and won a ''fucking'' Oscar. That's right, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck teamed up together and won a fucking Oscar. They split up and went their separate ways, and that’s when ''Film/ReindeerGames'' happened, ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' happened. No one wants to [[Film/WeBoughtAZoo buy a fucking zoo]] Matt Damon. But when they got back together, Beautiful art happened. I’m talking ''Film/{{Argo}}'', ''Film/TheTown''; I’m talking ''Film/GoneGirl''! That shit was amazing. Brittnay, Mackenzie. There are only two things I care about in this world one of them is the cheer squad and the other is the career of Ben Affleck. And I’ve seen one '''rise''' from the ashes! And I want to see another! So, ''what’s it gonna be?''

-->'''Mackenzie''': LADIES? WE'RE [[TitleDrop THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL]]...! AGAIN!!

-->'''Brittnay:''' I... am ''so''... DONE!

-->'''Tanya:''' ''(whisper)'' I ''loved''... that mall...
-->'''Jenna:''' [[ImColdSoCold It's so cold...]] ''(falls over)''

** [[TheChessmaster Mackenzie]] has successfully outsmarted Jenna in here BIG TIME! She got arrested for burning down the Atchison mall thanks to a proof provided by Deandra's captain's log via robot arm. Then the following scene in which she revealed her intricate plan leading to her arrest. When Jenna thought she could easily get away from it by simply saying that her dad is a senator, she informed Jenna that her dad had shamefully stepped down from office and will no longer be able to help her thanks to his affair with [[AllWomenAreLustful Cameron Van Buren]] after they met in the parent-teacher conference which was ''also'' thanks to Mackenzie who purposely brought them together by calling them to attend it. Jenna said that there was no way in hell she could've known about the conference... leading to ''another'' reveal (she's ''really'' on a roll here, folks) that in order to incite one, she had Brittnay punch her in the face after she saw her car blown up which was really done by Mackenzie herself. That's right, [[CassandraTruth Jenna Darabond was being honest when she said she had nothing to do with blowing up her car]]. While she understood that Brittnay was upset over being used in such a way, she simply said that "[[IDidWhatIHadToDo I did what had to be done]]." And that's pretty much it. [[MagnificentBitch Bravo, Zales...! Bravo]].

-->'''Brittnay:''' That's right, 'cause you are gonna die alone!
-->'''Trisha''': ''(to Ashley)'': Well there will be no ''Film/{{Armageddon}}'' here today, because I'M Creator/BenAffleck! And I'm, I'm on a rocket ship, back to Earth, along with Arrowsmith and Steve Buscemi and ALL OF EVERYBODY ELSE ALRIGHT? And I'm gonna make the fuck out with Liv Tyler! And you're Bruce Willis sitting on a fucking rock, DYING. And you have to press a fucking button because you're gonna fucking die! Well press the button Ashley Katchadourian! Press the button because we're sick and tired of your shit! I hope you enjoyed this fucking ride. ''YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS! YOU ARE THE REASON THAT SHE HAS A ROBOT ARM! '''AND YOU ARE THE REASON THAT ''(incomprehensible {{Angrish}})'' ALRIGHT? ...I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS FUCKING RIDE!!!'''''