History Awesome / TheGoldenGirls

14th Jun '16 1:56:28 PM Gravidef
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-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, ya'll lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!

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-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, ya'll you lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!



** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny when you see she's holding him up with an ''air gun'' and forces him to dance by spraying at his feet.
* In ''Big Daddy'', a storm knocks over a neighbor's tree onto the lanai, and said neighbor refuses to do anything about it. Sophia responds by placing a "curse" on him, and the guy laughs it off. Several days later, he comes back and begs Sophia to undo whatever she did because strange shit's been going on in his house. After agreeing to remove the tree, Sophia removes said curse. When the guy leaves, his wife stays behind and reveals she was the one messing with his belongings to get him to apologize, except she says for the boil on his ass which was a lucky coincidence.

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** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny when you see she's holding him up with an ''air gun'' his ''mouth-cleaning water sprayer'' and forces him to dance by spraying at his feet.
* In ''Big Daddy'', a storm knocks over a neighbor's tree onto the lanai, and said neighbor refuses to do anything about it. Sophia responds by placing a "curse" on him, and the guy laughs it off. Several days later, he comes back and begs Sophia to undo whatever she did did, because strange shit's it's working: his car won't start, his alarm hasn't been going off, he can't sleep, and he's developed an enormous boil on in his house.behind. After agreeing to remove the tree, Sophia removes said curse. When the guy leaves, his wife stays behind and reveals she ''she'' was the one messing with his belongings to get him to apologize, except she says for the apologize (the boil on his ass which was just a lucky coincidence.coincidence).
30th Apr '16 12:12:25 AM toongrrl1990
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** Dorothy has one when she gives David a loving DareToBeBadass lecture to David on how he should stick it out and tells him to shape up.
Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
28th Apr '16 6:33:57 PM toongrrl1990
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** From "Sick and Tired", Blanche is bemoaning the fact that her romance novel was rejected by a publishing company, Rose tries to convince her it's not the end of the world. As Blanche is whining about how she'll never be famous and chides Rose for her simple farm life view on the situation and that being famous isn't everything, Rose has enough and tells Blanche off for constantly mocking her belief that friends and family are more important than fame and fortune, and for constantly knocking down small town beliefs.

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** From "Sick and Tired", Blanche is bemoaning the fact that her romance novel was rejected by a publishing company, Rose tries to convince her it's not the end of the world. As Blanche is whining about how she'll never be famous and special and chides Rose for her simple farm life view on the situation and that being famous isn't everything, Rose has enough and tells Blanche off for constantly mocking her belief that friends and family are more important than fame and fortune, and for constantly knocking down small town beliefs.beliefs.
---> You know I'm getting sick of you knocking Minnesota. Maybe we're not as sophisticated as Miami. Maybe we don't have French boutiques and valet parking and facelifts for Christmas vacation. But we have friends, and family, and a sense of community, and caring and that's pretty special. And our people are special too and if we have farms, that's great. Without farms, you couldn't eat and without eating, you wouldn't go on a diet and if you couldn't do that what would you do for the rest of your life?
3rd Mar '16 2:13:51 AM SarcasmKid
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* In ''Big Daddy'', a storm knocks over a neighbor's tree onto the lanai, and said neighbor refuses to do anything about it. Sophia responds by placing a "curse" on him, and the guy laughs it off. Several days later, he comes back and begs Sophia to undo whatever she did because strange shit's been going on in his house. After agreeing to remove the tree, Sophia removes said curse. When the guy leaves, his wife stays behind and reveals she was the one messing with his belongings to get him to apologize, except she says for the boil on his ass which was a lucky coincidence.
6th Feb '16 5:08:21 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* In "Feelings", Rose suspects that she is being sexually molested by her own dentist when he cops a feel during a routine appointment and overhears him expressing arousal, but is not certain of this as she was under the effects of the gas and was hesitant to believe it was true. Disgusted, the girls insist that Rose investigate the matter further, and so at her next checkup Rose confronts him on what happened. Clearly a little too eager to get started, he starts sweet talking her and insists it was an honest accident, and so Rose apologizes to him. He again expresses arousal as he shines a light on her chest; Rose ''immediately'' takes matters into her own hands and holds him up in his office, swearing to report him so that nobody else will endure his lewd conduct.
** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny when you see she's holding him up with an ''air gun'' and forces him to dance by spraying at his feet.
31st Jan '16 12:00:58 AM RainbowPhoenix
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-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, ya lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!

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-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, ya ya'll lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!
24th Jan '16 7:10:25 PM Gravidef
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* Blanche tries to apply for membership in the Daughters of the Old South, and in order to gain entry attempts to hide her great-grandmother's Judaism and ties to the Union given the group's highly prejudiced standard for acceptance. Unable to go through with it, she confesses that she's a "Yankee", and then follows this up with a rousing speech for why she is a great American citizen regardless of how the group judges her, earning her a round of applause from her roommates.

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* Blanche tries to apply for membership in the Daughters of the Old South, and in order to gain entry attempts to hide her great-grandmother's Judaism and ties to the Union given the group's highly prejudiced standard for acceptance. Unable to go through with it, she confesses that she's a "Yankee", and then follows this up with a rousing speech for why she is about how her combination of heritages--North and South--make her a great true American citizen regardless of how the group judges her, that doesn't need an exclusionary society to feel loved, earning her a round of applause from her roommates.



-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, ya'll lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!

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-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, ya'll ya lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!
9th Dec '15 4:12:09 AM SarcasmKid
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* After Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy spend a few minutes as hostages in an armed robbery, an annoyed Sophia walks in, wondering what's taking them so long. When the gunman threatens her, she takes one look at him, takes his gun away, and chides Dorothy for not being able to tell the gun was fake.

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* After Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy spend a few minutes as hostages in an armed robbery, hostages, an annoyed Sophia walks in, wondering what's taking them so long. When the gunman threatens her, she takes one look at him, takes his gun away, and chides Dorothy for not being able to tell the gun was fake.fake.
** Said gunman was holding the girls and a few others hostage because he was depressed about Christmas and decided to make some people spend the holiday with him. Moments before Sophia came in, Rose, not knowing the gun was fake, tells the guy she's not going along with his plans. She tells him that people don't owe him a good Christmas, and from seeing the way he's acting it's no wonder he spends Christmas alone.
7th Dec '15 10:27:38 PM RainbowPhoenix
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* Blanche tries to apply for membership in the Daughters of the Old South, and in order to gain entry attempts to hide her great-grandmother's ties to the Union given the group's highly prejudiced standard for acceptance. Unable to go through with it, she confesses that she's a "Yankee", and then follows this up with a rousing speech for why she is a great American citizen regardless of how the group judges her, earning her a round of applause from her roommates.

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* Blanche tries to apply for membership in the Daughters of the Old South, and in order to gain entry attempts to hide her great-grandmother's Judaism and ties to the Union given the group's highly prejudiced standard for acceptance. Unable to go through with it, she confesses that she's a "Yankee", and then follows this up with a rousing speech for why she is a great American citizen regardless of how the group judges her, earning her a round of applause from her roommates.



-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, you lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!
* Rose finds herself conflicted in her relationship with Miles when her former boyfriend and fiancee Buzz returns to her after thirty years of touring with his singing quartet, having been madly in love with him before she ever met Charlie and having fully expected his return before finally moving on. The two rekindle their old relationship which puts Rose at odds with Miles, who understandably feels snubbed when he learns about Buzz. After the two men confront each other, Miles reluctantly gives Rose time to think things over given her confusion over the situation. Buzz suggests he go to Europe to resume his tour and promises to return when she's thought it over....Seeing that Buzz is making the same promise to her that he broke thirty years prior, Rose puts her foot down and sets the record straight.
-->'''Buzz:''' Well I guess we both made mistakes.
-->'''Rose:''' Oh I don't think I made a mistake! I wouldn't have given up my time with Charlie for ''anything''! I'm glad I didn't wait for you Buzz......And I'm not going to wait for you this time, either.

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-->'''Blanche:''' Oh, you ya'll lost the [[AmericanCivilWar war]], get over it!
* Rose finds herself conflicted in her relationship with Miles when her former boyfriend and fiancee Buzz returns to her after thirty years of touring with his singing quartet, having been madly in love with him before she ever met Charlie and having fully expected his return before finally moving on. The two rekindle their old relationship which puts Rose at odds with Miles, who understandably feels snubbed when he learns about Buzz. After the two men confront each other, Miles reluctantly gives Rose time to think things over given her confusion over the situation. Buzz suggests he go to Europe to resume his tour and promises to return when she's thought it over....over... Seeing that Buzz is making the same promise to her that he broke thirty years prior, Rose puts her foot down and sets the record straight.
-->'''Buzz:''' Well Well, I guess we both made mistakes.
-->'''Rose:''' Oh Oh, I don't think I made a mistake! I wouldn't have given up my time with Charlie for ''anything''! I'm glad I didn't wait for you Buzz......you, Buzz... And I'm not going to wait for you this time, either.
1st Dec '15 4:48:40 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* Rose finds herself conflicted in her relationship with Miles when her former boyfriend and fiancee Buzz returns to her after thirty years of touring with his singing quartet, having been madly in love with him before she ever met Charlie and having fully expected his return before finally moving on. The two rekindle their old relationship which puts Rose at odds with Miles, who understandably feels snubbed when he learns about Buzz. After the two men confront each other, Miles reluctantly gives Rose time to think things over given her confusion over the situation. Buzz suggests he go to Europe to resume his tour and promises to return when she's thought it over....Seeing that Buzz is making the same promise to her that he broke thirty years prior, Rose puts her foot down and sets the record straight.
-->'''Buzz:''' Well I guess we both made mistakes.
-->'''Rose:''' Oh I don't think I made a mistake! I wouldn't have given up my time with Charlie for ''anything''! I'm glad I didn't wait for you Buzz......And I'm not going to wait for you this time, either.
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