History Awesome / TheCinemaSnob

28th Nov '17 8:00:24 PM Mikeyfan93
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** He also balked at the idea that "Christmas has a capital 'C' because it's named after Christ". Apparently the filmmakers don't realize that ''every holiday is capitalized because their proper nouns.''

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** He also balked at the idea that "Christmas has a capital 'C' because it's named after Christ". Apparently the filmmakers don't realize that ''every holiday is capitalized because their they're proper nouns.''
27th Nov '17 7:05:21 PM AboveAbleistLanguage
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** The epitome of the Snob's ire towards the "[[DesignatedHero heroes]]" of the film can be summed up with this line from the review:
--> '''Snob''': That's right, the guy in a ''Christmas onesie'' thinks you're a [[ManChild CHILD]].
27th Nov '17 6:58:39 PM AboveAbleistLanguage
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** Not to mention, when a review from Movieguide said that this movie showed "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer love triumphs over political correctness]]", Snob points out how the movie's "[[DesignatedProtagonist heroes]]" were being the more offended party through the course of the movie, ending with "Who's the whiny little bitch now?!".

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** Not to mention, when a review from Movieguide said that this movie showed "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer love triumphs over political correctness]]", Snob points out how the movie's "[[DesignatedProtagonist "[[DesignatedHero heroes]]" were being the more offended party through the course of the movie, ending with "Who's the whiny little bitch now?!".
27th Nov '17 6:58:00 PM AboveAbleistLanguage
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** Not to mention, when a review from Movieguide said that this movie showed "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer love triumphs over political correctness]]", Snob points out how the movie's "[[DesignatedProtagonist heroes]]" were being the more offended party through the course of the movie, ending with "Who's the whiny little bitch now?!".
26th Nov '17 10:59:32 PM Mikeyfan93
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* Snob manages to find an even worse "War on Christmas" film in the form of ''Capital C for Christmas''. How bad is it? The film has the audacity to claim that ''Christmas should be the only holiday in December'' and not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa. Needless to say, the Snob has a field day with this.
** He also balked at the idea that "Christmas has a capital 'C' because it's named after Christ". Apparently the filmmakers don't realize that ''every holiday is capitalized.''

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* Snob manages to find an even worse "War on Christmas" film in the form of ''Capital C for Christmas''.''Christmas with a Capital C''. How bad is it? The film has the audacity to claim that ''Christmas should be the only holiday in December'' and not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa. Needless to say, the Snob has a field day with this.
** He also balked at the idea that "Christmas has a capital 'C' because it's named after Christ". Apparently the filmmakers don't realize that ''every holiday is capitalized.capitalized because their proper nouns.''
26th Nov '17 10:46:24 PM Mikeyfan93
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* There's something amazing in how the Snob defends the original TV Series/SexAndTheCity versus its [[Film/SexAndTheCity film adaptation]] bringing up the former's smarter writing and CharacterDevelopment, which the latter lacked (despite the writer having worked on the original series).

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* There's something amazing in how the Snob defends the original TV Series/SexAndTheCity ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' versus its [[Film/SexAndTheCity film adaptation]] bringing up the former's smarter writing and CharacterDevelopment, which the latter lacked (despite the writer having worked on the original series).


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* Snob manages to find an even worse "War on Christmas" film in the form of ''Capital C for Christmas''. How bad is it? The film has the audacity to claim that ''Christmas should be the only holiday in December'' and not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa. Needless to say, the Snob has a field day with this.
** He also balked at the idea that "Christmas has a capital 'C' because it's named after Christ". Apparently the filmmakers don't realize that ''every holiday is capitalized.''
13th Nov '17 11:28:24 PM rockmanx
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** Perhaps ''the'' crowning jewel of the review is when, following the idea that a town would come under fire for putting up Christmas decorations, he takes the camera outside and shows that the ''Illinois state capitol is draped in '''hundreds of Christmas lights'''''

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** Perhaps ''the'' crowning jewel of the review is when, following the idea that a town would come under fire for putting up Christmas decorations, he takes the camera outside and shows that the ''Illinois state capitol is draped in '''hundreds of Christmas lights'''''lights.'''''
28th Sep '17 5:44:56 PM Mikeyfan93
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* As Snob points out in his ''I'm Not Ashamed'' review (while in character, keep in mind), ''Film/JesusBro'' managed to parody the "whole world is a stage" scene from the movie ''before ''I'm Not Afraid'' was even released''.

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* As Snob points out in his ''I'm Not Ashamed'' review (while in character, keep in mind), ''Film/JesusBro'' managed to parody the "whole world is a stage" scene from the movie ''before ''I'm Not Afraid'' Ashamed'' was even released''.
15th Sep '17 11:33:08 AM Mikeyfan93
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* As Snob points out in his ''I'm Not Afraid'' review (while in character, keep in mind), ''Film/JesusBro'' managed to parody the "whole world is a stage" scene from the movie ''before ''I'm Not Afraid'' was even released''.

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* As Snob points out in his ''I'm Not Afraid'' Ashamed'' review (while in character, keep in mind), ''Film/JesusBro'' managed to parody the "whole world is a stage" scene from the movie ''before ''I'm Not Afraid'' was even released''.
4th Sep '17 3:29:42 PM Redhead64
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* At the end of his "Christian Mingle: The Movie" review, he has a scene that calls out people who only want him to bash religion.
* As Snob points out in his "I'm Not Afraid" review (while in character, keep in mind), Film/JesusBro managed to parody the "whole world is a stage" scene from the movie ''before "I'm Not Afraid" was even released''.

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* At the end of his "Christian ''Christian Mingle: The Movie" Movie'' review, he has a scene that calls out people who only want him to bash religion.
religion, specifically UsefulNotes/{{Islam}}:
-->'''Walt Right''': Bash Muslims!
-->'''Snob''': Okay, I'm guessing you want me to watch a theoretical Muslim equivalent of ''Christian Mingle'' or ''Film/GodsNotDead''. Well, here's what you do: First, you gotta make them a ''huge'' subgenre here in the States to the point to where some of them open very big at the box office, make sure they reflect very poorly on that religion, or at the least, cross over into SoBadItsGood territory like ''Film/SavingChristmas''. And this is important, too: I actually have 12+ years in Christian education, which is why I'm equipped with the knowledge to talk about these movies since I've actually studied the religion, whereas I don't have knowledge in other religions to the point to where I could talk about their movies. It'd be like talking about someone else's dad!
-->'''Walt''': Who said anything about movies? I just wanna see you bash a religion that I fucking hate!
-->'''Snob''': Ugh! You're ''gross!'' You're a gross person!
* As Snob points out in his "I'm ''I'm Not Afraid" Afraid'' review (while in character, keep in mind), Film/JesusBro ''Film/JesusBro'' managed to parody the "whole world is a stage" scene from the movie ''before "I'm ''I'm Not Afraid" Afraid'' was even released''.
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