History Awesome / TheCinemaSnob

6th Jul '17 5:26:17 AM jormis29
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* The Snob's appreciation and defense for Creator/JamesSpader in the ''Endless Love'' review.

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* The Snob's appreciation and defense for Creator/JamesSpader in the ''Endless Love'' ''Film/EndlessLove'' review.
16th Jun '17 2:22:09 PM Mikeyfan93
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--->'''Snob:''' ''(sitting in his car}'' Watch this. ''(Turns on a radio station in the process of playing "Silent Night")'' There is not one, but ''two'' stations in town that play non-stop, 24-hour Christmas music from Thanksgiving to Christmas! This movie is made by ''lying sacks of shit!''

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--->'''Snob:''' ''(sitting in his car}'' car)'' Watch this. ''(Turns on a radio station in the process of playing "Silent Night")'' There is not one, but ''two'' stations in town that play non-stop, 24-hour Christmas music from Thanksgiving to Christmas! This movie is made by ''lying sacks of shit!''
29th May '17 5:01:17 AM BatDan
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* On May 29th 2017, for the 10th anniversary of the show, The Snob dropped TEN reviews at once. Each one a follow-up to a review from a corresponding year.
10th May '17 6:26:58 PM BadSplice
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*** And as stated in the ''Midnight Screenings'' video for ''Film/{{Silence}}'', it was ''the first song'' that played when he turned his radio on.
16th Apr '17 2:26:01 AM CumbersomeTercel
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* The entire ''[[Film/{{Maniac}} Maniac]]'' review is a giant TakeThat towards all the critics that didn't realize the violent film about a serial killer was a violent film about a serial killer.

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* The entire ''[[Film/{{Maniac}} Maniac]]'' ''Film/{{Maniac}}'' review is a giant TakeThat towards all the critics that didn't realize the violent film about a serial killer was a violent film about a serial killer.



* His explanation for why Alan from [[Film/ReturnToSleepawayCamp Return to Sleepaway Camp ]] is an unlikable Jerkass who is just as bad as his bullies in comparison to Angela from the original.

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* His explanation for why Alan from [[Film/ReturnToSleepawayCamp Return to Sleepaway Camp ]] ''Film/ReturnToSleepawayCamp'' is an unlikable Jerkass who is just as bad as his bullies in comparison to Angela from the original.



* His review of MommieDearest, viciously mocking the film's 'camp' reputation and razzies as being unwarranted.

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* His review of MommieDearest, ''Film/MommieDearest'', viciously mocking the film's 'camp' reputation and razzies as being unwarranted.



** And then he ends the review by taking his glasses, going out of character into Brad mode, and proclaiming that Faye Dunaway's performance as Joan Crawford might be ''the greatest movie performance of all time''.

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** And then he ends the review by taking his glasses, going out of character into Brad mode, and proclaiming that Faye Dunaway's Creator/FayeDunaway's performance as Joan Crawford Creator/JoanCrawford might be ''the greatest movie performance of all time''.



* Always going out of his way to note that Chiklis is actually an awesome John Belushi in Wired, in spite of the film being a terrible anti-drug after school special and a fairly shallow exploration of Belushi's life in general.
* The freakout in homage to the scene from Film/TheStepfather during the review of the film, where the titular killer forgets which identity he's meant to be using momentarily. Brad starts freaking out in front of a mirror, trying to figure out whether he's the host of The Big Box, Kung-Tai Ted, Eighties Dan, or the Snob. If you didn't believe Brad could act based on some of his previous efforts, that scene just might sway you, he's that authentic.

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* Always going out of his way to note that Chiklis Creator/MichaelChiklis is actually an awesome John Belushi Creator/JohnBelushi in Wired, ''Wired'', in spite of the film being a terrible anti-drug after school special and a fairly shallow exploration of Belushi's life in general.
* The freakout in homage to the scene from Film/TheStepfather ''Film/TheStepfather'' during the review of the film, where the titular killer forgets which identity he's meant to be using momentarily. Brad starts freaking out in front of a mirror, trying to figure out whether he's the host of The Big Box, Kung-Tai Ted, Eighties Dan, or the Snob. If you didn't believe Brad could act based on some of his previous efforts, that scene just might sway you, he's that authentic.



** Frequently calling the film out for never once bringing up leaving her husband as an option for Elizibeth or having the two of them undergo counseling, despite the fact the man is verbally abusive, over controlling, tries cheating on her, neglects their daughter and turns out to be a drug dealer.

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** Frequently calling the film out for never once bringing up leaving her husband as an option for Elizibeth Elizabeth or having the two of them undergo counseling, despite the fact the man is verbally abusive, over controlling, tries cheating on her, neglects their daughter and turns out to be a drug dealer.
19th Feb '17 12:53:35 AM YetAnotherAutist
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-->'''Snob''': Are you a Christian? Well, you're the persecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]

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-->'''Snob''': Are you a Christian? Well, you're the persecuted hero [[GaryStu who can do no wrong! wrong]]! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]
8th Feb '17 7:34:38 PM erforce
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* The montage/music video he made setting footage from ''Strike of the Panther'' to "No Easy Way Out" from ''RockyIV''.

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* The montage/music video he made setting footage from ''Strike of the Panther'' to "No Easy Way Out" from ''RockyIV''.''Film/RockyIV''.
26th Jan '17 10:48:58 AM mogo
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** Frequently calling the film out for never once bringing up leaving her husband as an option for Elizibeth or having the two of them undergo counseling, despite the fact the man is verbally abusive, over controlling, tries cheating on her, neglects their daughter and turns out to be a drug dealer.
10th Jan '17 9:13:54 PM rushguy1
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*** He does it again a few minutes later when the main character of the movie bemoans a lack of "real Christmas music" being played on the radio.
--->'''Snob:''' ''(sitting in his car}'' Watch this. ''(Turns on a radio station in the process of playing "Silent Night")'' There is not one, but ''two'' stations in town that play non-stop, 24-hour Christmas music from Thanksgiving to Christmas! This movie is made by ''lying sacks of shit!''
29th Nov '16 11:14:29 PM RetsofNoraa
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--> '''Snob''': ''Idiots''. ''Idiots'' made this movie. The movie is written and directed by ''fucking idiots'', ''for'' idiots. ''Idiots'' made this film because they know just how ''idiotic'' a person would have to be in order to buy this ''idiot porn''. So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, take care of yourselves and each other, and don't be a ''fucking idiot''.

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--> '''Snob''': -->'''Snob''': ''Idiots''. ''Idiots'' made this movie. The movie is written and directed by ''fucking idiots'', ''for'' idiots. ''Idiots'' made this film because they know just how ''idiotic'' a person would have to be in order to buy this ''idiot porn''. So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, take care of yourselves and each other, and don't be a ''fucking idiot''.
** Perhaps ''the'' crowning jewel of the review is when, following the idea that a town would come under fire for putting up Christmas decorations, he takes the camera outside and shows that the ''Illinois state capitol is draped in '''hundreds of Christmas lights'''''
--->'''Snob:''' Take your persecution complex and shove it ''straight'' up your ass!
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