History Awesome / TheCinemaSnob

19th Feb '17 12:53:35 AM YetAnotherAutist
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-->'''Snob''': Are you a Christian? Well, you're the persecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]

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-->'''Snob''': Are you a Christian? Well, you're the persecuted hero [[GaryStu who can do no wrong! wrong]]! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]
8th Feb '17 7:34:38 PM erforce
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* The montage/music video he made setting footage from ''Strike of the Panther'' to "No Easy Way Out" from ''RockyIV''.

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* The montage/music video he made setting footage from ''Strike of the Panther'' to "No Easy Way Out" from ''RockyIV''.''Film/RockyIV''.
26th Jan '17 10:48:58 AM mogo
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** Frequently calling the film out for never once bringing up leaving her husband as an option for Elizibeth or having the two of them undergo counseling, despite the fact the man is verbally abusive, over controlling, tries cheating on her, neglects their daughter and turns out to be a drug dealer.
10th Jan '17 9:13:54 PM rushguy1
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*** He does it again a few minutes later when the main character of the movie bemoans a lack of "real Christmas music" being played on the radio.
--->'''Snob:''' ''(sitting in his car}'' Watch this. ''(Turns on a radio station in the process of playing "Silent Night")'' There is not one, but ''two'' stations in town that play non-stop, 24-hour Christmas music from Thanksgiving to Christmas! This movie is made by ''lying sacks of shit!''
29th Nov '16 11:14:29 PM RetsofNoraa
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--> '''Snob''': ''Idiots''. ''Idiots'' made this movie. The movie is written and directed by ''fucking idiots'', ''for'' idiots. ''Idiots'' made this film because they know just how ''idiotic'' a person would have to be in order to buy this ''idiot porn''. So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, take care of yourselves and each other, and don't be a ''fucking idiot''.

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--> '''Snob''': -->'''Snob''': ''Idiots''. ''Idiots'' made this movie. The movie is written and directed by ''fucking idiots'', ''for'' idiots. ''Idiots'' made this film because they know just how ''idiotic'' a person would have to be in order to buy this ''idiot porn''. So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, take care of yourselves and each other, and don't be a ''fucking idiot''.
** Perhaps ''the'' crowning jewel of the review is when, following the idea that a town would come under fire for putting up Christmas decorations, he takes the camera outside and shows that the ''Illinois state capitol is draped in '''hundreds of Christmas lights'''''
--->'''Snob:''' Take your persecution complex and shove it ''straight'' up your ass!
29th Nov '16 10:22:38 PM RetsofNoraa
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** "Amber, however, finds this charming, even when he says he doesn't trust himself to be alone with a woman: otherwise, he MAY give in to sex. You know...LIKE A RAPIST."
29th Nov '16 5:24:30 PM CyberPhoenix
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* Snob ends up being so disgusted by ''Last Ounce of Courage'' (a film pushing the so-called "War on Christmas") for its blatant falsehoods and the martyr complexes of the protagonists that he forgoes his usual summing up of the film and describing the creators of the film in greater detail in favour of cutting to the chase and describing those involved with no minced words at all:
--> '''Snob''': ''Idiots''. ''Idiots'' made this movie. The movie is written and directed by ''fucking idiots'', ''for'' idiots. ''Idiots'' made this film because they know just how ''idiotic'' a person would have to be in order to buy this ''idiot porn''. So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, take care of yourselves and each other, and don't be a ''fucking idiot''.
31st Oct '16 6:47:13 PM BobSaget9
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** Opening and closing the review with Creator/AndyKaufman trashing the film.

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** Opening and closing the review with Creator/AndyKaufman trashing the film.film on "Series/LateNight with Creator/DavidLetterman".
*** Special mention goes to the ending clip: Andy personally promises to refund the money of everyone who went to see it out of pocket. Letterman [[TakeThat cracks]] that he should get change for a twenty, before immediately recanting it amongst [[DudeNotFunny the audience's boos]]. However, when Andy asked Letterman to clarify what he meant (that the movie didn't make that much money at all):
---->'''Andy''': [[SelfDeprecation It didn't! Oh no, it didn't, hardly anyone saw it, that's why I'm willing to give their money back!]]
21st Oct '16 12:54:46 PM AriRockefeller
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* While reviewing ''Child Bride'', he can barely bring himself to make any jokes, and mostly just expresses genuine disgust with the subject matter.

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* While reviewing ''Child Bride'', he can barely bring himself to make any jokes, and mostly just expresses genuine disgust with the subject matter. This doesn't keep the episode from being a non-stop CrowningMomentOfFunny, either.



** This doesn't keep the episode from being a non-stop CrowningMomentOfFunny, either.


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** The opening crawl exposits that they're neither condoning nor ridiculing the practice...
--->'''Snob''': It's about people who partake in child marriage. [[AcceptableTargets IT'S OKAY TO RIDICULE THEM]].
11th Sep '16 4:16:12 PM ThatBitterTase
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** When the mother is offed by the titular elf, Snob/Brad's response is a disgusted, "That was ''far too quick'' a death."




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* The Snob refusing to give an inch to Estus Pirkle and his fearmongering, exploitative "Christian scare films" (to use Something Awful's term for them).
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