History Awesome / TheCinemaSnob

17th Jun '16 7:27:32 PM nombretomado
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* A meta one: it's one of the few ChannelAwesome shows that has its own Wikipedia [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cinema_Snob page]]

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* A meta one: it's one of the few ChannelAwesome Website/ChannelAwesome shows that has its own Wikipedia [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cinema_Snob page]]
14th Jun '16 8:05:44 PM TheDogSage
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* Carmen Lichiardello, the singer, actor, evangelist who spreads the Word of God not by decrying anyone who doesn't believe like him, but by being straight-out CrazyAwesome. How CrazyAwesome is Carmen? He walked into an Old West bar as a holy bounty hunter with a blessed gun and shoots false prophets, alcoholism, depression, cancer, and other "wicked" concepts before gunning down Satan. He's also flown a plane filled with a bunch of religious figures, exorcised the ghost of an Asylum monster (a mangator), lead a revolt in a hard pipe and sparks factory, and went into space. You can tell throughout the review how much the Snob loves the video and Carmen.
11th Jun '16 11:37:33 AM ImperialMajestyXO
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-->'''Snob''': Are you a christian? Well, you're the persecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]

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-->'''Snob''': Are you a christian? Christian? Well, you're the persecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]Bastard!]]
2nd Jun '16 11:17:32 PM Mikeyfan93
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** On Clay rudely forcing a end to his buddy's bachelor party just because there's a stripper at it. "Dude, this isn't your party, sit down, ''[[PrecisionFStrike AND SHUT THE]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]''' [[PrecisionFStrike UP!]]''"

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** On Clay rudely forcing a an end to his buddy's bachelor party just because there's a stripper at it. "Dude, this isn't your party, sit down, ''[[PrecisionFStrike AND SHUT THE]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]''' [[PrecisionFStrike UP!]]''"
10th May '16 11:30:40 PM rushguy1
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-->'''Snob''': By fucking her out of a shitload of money, being ''uppity'' about it, and needing to get your goddamn nose broken!

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-->'''Snob''': [[{{Hypocrite}} By fucking her out of a shitload of money, being ''uppity'' money,]] [[TheUnapologetic being]] ''[[TheUnapologetic uppity]]'' [[TheUnapologetic about it, it,]] [[{{Jerkass}} and needing to get your goddamn nose broken!broken!]]



-->'''Snob''': Are you a christian? Well, you're the percecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]

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-->'''Snob''': Are you a christian? Well, you're the percecuted persecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]
10th May '16 11:16:22 PM rushguy1
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*** Not to mention the Snob's analysis of the immediate aftermath of the bachelor party, with Clay's DJ friend [[NamesTheSame Brad]] as well as the stripper and her boss calling him out on his bullshit:
-->'''Brad''': Hey! HEY! You owe me 200 bucks!
-->''(Clay rolls his eyes and begins to walk away)''
-->'''Snob''': Yeah! He ''does'' owe you money!
-->'''Brad''': [[SarcasmMode You're an inspiration to us all]] [[HolierThanThou and we bow before thee.]]
-->'''Clay''': [[NeverMyFault When did treating women with respect become the joke?]]
-->'''Snob''': Ah. So let's see how you respect ''this'' woman.
-->'''Stripper's Boss''': [[WhatTheHellHero You have any idea how much you cost her in tips tonight?]] Don't you think you oughta do something about that?
-->'''Clay''': ''(shoves him away)'' Get off, man!
-->'''Stripper''': Hey! Did somebody ask for your help in there? You think you're better than me?
-->'''Snob''': By fucking her out of a shitload of money, being ''uppity'' about it, and needing to get your goddamn nose broken!
26th Apr '16 9:02:51 AM rockmanx
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** On Clay rudely forcing a end to his buddy's bachelor party just because there's a stripper at it. "Dude, this isn't your party, sit down, ''[[PrecisionFStrike AND SHUT THE]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]''' [[PrecisionFStrike UP!]]''

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** On Clay rudely forcing a end to his buddy's bachelor party just because there's a stripper at it. "Dude, this isn't your party, sit down, ''[[PrecisionFStrike AND SHUT THE]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]''' [[PrecisionFStrike UP!]]''UP!]]''"
10th Apr '16 8:52:25 PM DrZulu2010
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** In addition, the speech at the end...
-->'''Snob''': Are you a christian? Well, you're the percecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend and you will fucking die! Muslim? Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you're reading scripture! [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking Dean Cain? Bastard!]]
2nd Apr '16 2:49:31 AM 1upmushroom
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** After Josh claimed that without god, there's no reason to be moral: "No, it's because we all need to exist in a functioning society and we're not all psychopaths." This quote came from a reviewer of films like Nukie and the E.T Porno, and yet it utterly destroyed the point of this so called professional christian movie!
28th Mar '16 7:04:39 PM BadSplice
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* Similar to that, Snob brutally taking down ''Film/GodsNotDead'' for its stereotyping, [[StrawmanPolitical strawmanning]] and reactionary nature, and suggests that if athiests made a movie where the "asshole characters" were [[DesignatedHero the heroes]] and the lone Christian character shot up a Planned Parenthood clinic, the filmmakers of ''Not Dead'' would [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocritically]] be against the movie without realizing they basically did the same thing to non-Christians.
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