History Awesome / SchlockMercenary

16th Nov '16 1:12:05 PM Koveras
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* The Space Station Eina-Afa, aka the Can Full of Sky. That it was created in the first place in-universe is impressive enough (although, as noted in-comic, once you have a story beat about a literal Dyson Shell, engineering achievements lose their luster a bit). But the real credit goes to Howard for coming up with the inside of it, figuring out how the weather systems inside a giant, spinning can of sky might function without use of technobabble or SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale.

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* The Space Station Eina-Afa, aka the Can Full of Sky. That it was created in the first place in-universe is impressive enough (although, as noted in-comic, once you have a [[NarrativeBeats story beat beat]] about a literal Dyson Shell, engineering achievements lose their luster a bit). But the real credit goes to Howard for coming up with the inside of it, figuring out how the weather systems inside a giant, spinning can of sky might function without use of technobabble or SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale.
25th Oct '16 3:59:37 AM ManicOppressive
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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-07-08 Petey is faced with the choice of killing enemy combatants]] (something he's trying not to do these days) or losing control of Osiri. [[TakeAThirdOption Instead,]] he [[LetsGetDangerous rolls up his sleeves]] and teraports the entire planet away. By his own admission, he almost broke the galaxy this time.
29th Aug '16 2:43:13 AM InterLoper
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* Danita [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-08-28 goes full supersoldier on Esspererin mechs]], ripping one apart with her bare hands and using its torn off ArmCannon (which is [[{{BFG}} as large as herself]]) to blow up a few more.
27th Jul '16 7:11:31 AM Ripsaw
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* Crazy-Tagii's has to be [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-12-18 this]] quote:
---> '''Tagii:''' I never intended to lead the Pa'anuri '''away''' from you. Give us a kiss with those point defenses. Let's see how thdy do against a crazy, jilted, angry, '''witch warship whose shields are still up, love'''.
15th Feb '16 10:50:55 AM Ripsaw
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* Schlock shutting down Kevyn wanting to confiscate his trademark Plasma Cannons:
---> '''Kevyn:'''You're arguing a lot more than you used to, Sergeant. Do these epaulets mean nothing to you?
---> '''Schlock:'''They mean you outrank me. You still don't get shot at enough. So there is a bomb the size of the whole world sitting on an annie-plant and we need to disarm it. And if we screw up, everybody dies. ''Fine.'' We'll take full loadouts of no-heat goober, DT stunners, cold-flash-bangs, and gas grenades, plus stun batons for up-close-and-personal work. But for that unexpected clump of stun-proof, shielded bogeys who plan to kill us before we can get close to our target we ''will'' be bringing the heavy stuff. Just in case. ''Sir.''
---> [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-12-04]]
6th Sep '15 11:48:42 PM Valiran
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* Sanctum Adroit foils a pair of criminals just by ''arriving'' at Eina-Afa. They didn't actually do anything, the crooks just booked it once they realized who was coming to town. Now ''that's'' reputation.
16th Aug '15 4:15:27 PM Wraithfighter
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* The Space Station Eina-Afa, aka the Can Full of Sky. That it was created in the first place in-universe is impressive enough (although, as noted in-comic, once you have a story beat about a literal Dyson Shell, engineering achievements lose their luster a bit). But the real credit goes to Howard for coming up with the inside of it, figuring out how the weather systems inside a giant, spinning can of sky might function without use of technobabble or SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale.
21st Mar '15 7:22:35 PM GunsTheGlorious
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** To put that in perspective, the ''Morokweng'' was one of the largest, most powerful ships in the galaxy, with a crew of over 50,000. Tagii took it down in SECONDS, and in the process outsmarted literally everyone else around her.
14th Mar '15 7:16:02 PM GunsTheGlorious
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---> "Maxim 35: That which does not kill me has committed a tactical error."
8th Mar '15 1:47:47 AM Zaptech
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** Captain Landon then proceeds to pretty much [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-03-08 wipe out the remaining suborned JSC troops left over after the Toughs take out their main force]] [[OneManArmy singlehandedly]].
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