History Awesome / SchlockMercenary

13th May '18 6:09:27 PM kaninefat
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* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-05-13 Elf making an entrance.]] Schlock gets a minor one as well for his ability to keep people talking.
23rd Apr '18 11:31:09 PM Lopiny
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** It later turns out he's [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-04-24 upped his ever-expanding arsenal of biological capabilities]], and found that one among his many secretable compounds is one that shuts down Uuplechans completely and on contact, letting him disable an entire ship's crew [[TouchOfDeath one poke at a time]].
22nd Apr '18 8:00:32 PM kaninefat
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* Tarpaulin does not [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-04-18 approve]] [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-04-19 of people looting the dead]].
22nd Apr '18 9:10:54 AM Lopiny
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* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-04-22 Here]], we can see Schlock being the amazing SpannerInTheWorks that he always is, this time showing he can be quite stealthy when he wishes.
-->'''Schlock:''' You'll need to move faster than that.
27th Feb '18 10:01:41 PM Kalaong
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--> Gripponan smart soles definitely qualify as force multipliers. With the right skills, they allow for amazing feats. And with the right intel, amazing feats become ''legendary ambushes.''

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--> Gripponan smart soles definitely qualify as force multipliers. With the right skills, they allow for [[WallCrawl amazing feats. feats]]. And with the right intel, amazing feats become ''legendary ambushes.''[[VerticalKidnapping legendary ambushes]].
20th Feb '18 9:18:15 AM CurledUpWithDakka
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* Not only did Schlock realize that their disabled tank might kill thousands while crashing, he came up with a way of preventing it in the few seconds before escaping from the falling tank [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-12-12]], and did it in such a way that he got to create a giant explosion. Could double as a moment of heartwarming considering Schlocks usual disregard for collateral damage.

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* Not only did Schlock realize that their disabled tank might kill thousands while crashing, he came up with a way of preventing it in the few seconds before escaping from the falling tank [[http://www.[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-12-12]], com/2008-12-12 before escaping from the falling tank]], and did it in such a way that he got to create a giant explosion. Could double as a moment of heartwarming considering Schlocks Schlock's usual disregard for collateral damage.
5th Feb '18 3:00:01 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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---> [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-12-04]]

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---> [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-12-04]]com/2008-12-04 12/04/2008]]
27th Jan '18 9:09:14 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* "[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-08-23 Shut up, shorty. Momma's got work to do.]]"



---> '''Kevyn:'''You're arguing a lot more than you used to, Sergeant. Do these epaulets mean nothing to you?
---> '''Schlock:'''They mean you outrank me. You still don't get shot at enough. So there is a bomb the size of the whole world sitting on an annie-plant and we need to disarm it. And if we screw up, everybody dies. ''Fine.'' We'll take full loadouts of no-heat goober, DT stunners, cold-flash-bangs, and gas grenades, plus stun batons for up-close-and-personal work. But for that unexpected clump of stun-proof, shielded bogeys who plan to kill us before we can get close to our target we ''will'' be bringing the heavy stuff. Just in case. ''Sir.''

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---> --> '''Kevyn:'''You're arguing a lot more than you used to, Sergeant. Do these epaulets mean nothing to you?
---> --> '''Schlock:'''They mean you outrank me. You still don't get shot at enough. So there is a bomb the size of the whole world sitting on an annie-plant and we need to disarm it. And if we screw up, everybody dies. ''Fine.'' We'll take full loadouts of no-heat goober, DT stunners, cold-flash-bangs, and gas grenades, plus stun batons for up-close-and-personal work. But for that unexpected clump of stun-proof, shielded bogeys who plan to kill us before we can get close to our target we ''will'' be bringing the heavy stuff. Just in case. ''Sir.''
19th Dec '17 1:57:50 AM CurledUpWithDakka
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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-01-25 Airborne Schlock duel-wielding hammers....]]
4th Dec '17 6:06:24 AM kaninefat
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And now it hae been carried out=

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And **And now it hae has been carried out=out![[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2017-11-30]]
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