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2nd May '15 12:33:47 PM ShinyTsukkomi
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** [[spoiler: To save Kinzie, you return to 50s!Steelport, to find that it has been taking over by a deliberately {{Flanderiz|ation}}ed [[StrawCharacter Straw Conservative]][=/=]StrawMisogynist [[ArmiesAreEvil Cyrus Temple]] (and has forced Kinzie to be his {{housewife}} [[MindRape against her will]]). After [[ShutUpHannibal shutting down his propaganda machine]], you take down Cyrus [[ThePowerOfRock with weaponized Dubstep]].]] Her loyalty mission [[spoiler: has you taking out Cyrus and STAG once and for all, by plowing through his armies like they were made of paper.]] The [[AwesomeMusic hard-pumping rock and roll lets you know that]] '''[[ProblemSleuth SHIT JUST GOT REAL]]''', and the way that [[spoiler: Kinzie]] [[FinishingMove finishes off]] [[spoiler: Cyrus and the rest of Stag]] is the definition of CrazyAwesome: [[spoiler: she drops [[{{Fartillery}} a nuclear fart]], [[PersonOfMassDestruction taking out all the STAG]], then delivers a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown to Cyrus, all while dropping a ClusterFBomb rant that is really cathartic (if a litttle weird) to hear coming from her mouth to tell Cyrus [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech all the reasons he sucks]].]]
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** [[spoiler: To save Kinzie, you return to 50s!Steelport, to find that it has been taking over by a deliberately {{Flanderiz|ation}}ed [[StrawCharacter Straw Conservative]][=/=]StrawMisogynist [[ArmiesAreEvil Cyrus Temple]] (and has forced Kinzie to be his {{housewife}} [[MindRape against her will]]). After [[ShutUpHannibal shutting down his propaganda machine]], you take down Cyrus [[ThePowerOfRock with weaponized Dubstep]].]] Her loyalty mission [[spoiler: has you taking out Cyrus and STAG once and for all, by plowing through his armies like they were made of paper.]] The [[AwesomeMusic hard-pumping rock and roll lets you know that]] '''[[ProblemSleuth '''[[Webcomic/ProblemSleuth SHIT JUST GOT REAL]]''', and the way that [[spoiler: Kinzie]] [[FinishingMove finishes off]] [[spoiler: Cyrus and the rest of Stag]] is the definition of CrazyAwesome: [[spoiler: she drops [[{{Fartillery}} a nuclear fart]], [[PersonOfMassDestruction taking out all the STAG]], then delivers a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown to Cyrus, all while dropping a ClusterFBomb rant that is really cathartic (if a litttle weird) to hear coming from her mouth to tell Cyrus [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech all the reasons he sucks]].]]
6th Mar '15 1:41:58 AM Morgenthaler
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* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with [[SecretIntelligenceService MI6]] to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: After the events of the "Save Your Homies" ending of ''Saints Row the Third'', Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being hailed as heroes, and plans to nuke Washington DC in retaliation.]] The Boss begins by rushing several guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing a HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Thinking it's their last chance each Saint pours their heart out as parting words only for the Boss to manage to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, ALL of this happening while Aerosmith's ''Don't Want to Miss A Thing'' plays before it explodes. The Boss then ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall flashes a thumbs up at the audience]]'', before ''[[DynamicEntry crashing into]]'' the Oval Office of the White House, and sitting in the President's chair, while the adoration of America, the Presidency, Keith fucking David and Benjamin motherfucking King is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[{{Badass}} Bad. Ass.]]'''
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* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty ''[[Film/ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with [[SecretIntelligenceService MI6]] to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: After the events of the "Save Your Homies" ending of ''Saints Row the Third'', Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being hailed as heroes, and plans to nuke Washington DC in retaliation.]] The Boss begins by rushing several guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing a HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Thinking it's their last chance each Saint pours their heart out as parting words only for the Boss to manage to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, ALL of this happening while Aerosmith's ''Don't Want to Miss A Thing'' plays before it explodes. The Boss then ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall flashes a thumbs up at the audience]]'', before ''[[DynamicEntry crashing into]]'' the Oval Office of the White House, and sitting in the President's chair, while the adoration of America, the Presidency, Keith fucking David and Benjamin motherfucking King is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[{{Badass}} Bad. Ass.]]'''
3rd Jan '15 5:30:04 PM Kingault
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** Asha [[spoiler: pranked the moon landings and fought the British occupation with Ghandi (using kung fu naturally).]]
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** Asha [[spoiler: pranked the moon landings and fought the British occupation with Ghandi (using kung fu fu, naturally).]]
3rd Jan '15 5:28:23 PM Kingault
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** Johnny Gat [[spoiler: explained to Columbus the Earth was round, worked for Attila the Hun, cut down Washington's cherry tree, pimped out the Trojan Horse, graffitied a dinosaur skeleton, stole the golden transcontinental railroad spike, scammed Custer with a life insurance policy, sabotaged a chariot race and took part in the shootout at the OK corral with an M16 assault rifle!.]]
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** Johnny Gat [[spoiler: explained to Columbus the Earth was round, worked for Attila the Hun, cut down Washington's cherry tree, pimped out the Trojan Horse, graffitied a dinosaur skeleton, stole the golden transcontinental railroad Transcontinental Railroad spike, scammed Custer with a life insurance policy, sabotaged a chariot race and took part in the shootout at the OK corral with an M16 assault rifle!.]]
28th Dec '14 12:58:00 AM Delnoir
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* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with [[SecretIntelligenceService MI6]] to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: After the events of the "Save Your Homies" ending of ''Saints Row the Third'', Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being hailed as heroes, and plans to nuke Washington DC in retaliation.]] The Boss begins by rushing several guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing a HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Boss manages to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, while Aerosmith's ''Don't Want to Miss A Thing'' plays before it explodes. The Boss then ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall flashes a thumbs up at the audience]]'', before ''[[DynamicEntry crashing into]]'' the Oval Office of the White House, and sitting in the President's chair, while the adoration of America, the Presidency, Keith fucking David and Benjamin motherfucking King is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[{{Badass}} Bad. Ass.]]'''
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* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with [[SecretIntelligenceService MI6]] to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: After the events of the "Save Your Homies" ending of ''Saints Row the Third'', Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being hailed as heroes, and plans to nuke Washington DC in retaliation.]] The Boss begins by rushing several guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing a HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Thinking it's their last chance each Saint pours their heart out as parting words only for the Boss manages to manage to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, ALL of this happening while Aerosmith's ''Don't Want to Miss A Thing'' plays before it explodes. The Boss then ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall flashes a thumbs up at the audience]]'', before ''[[DynamicEntry crashing into]]'' the Oval Office of the White House, and sitting in the President's chair, while the adoration of America, the Presidency, Keith fucking David and Benjamin motherfucking King is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[{{Badass}} Bad. Ass.]]'''
28th Dec '14 12:51:02 AM Delnoir
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** And hey, on top of that Kinzie has seemingly proved her own popularity and is also playable in the expansion too!
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** And hey, on top of that Kinzie has seemingly proved her own popularity and is also playable in the expansion too!too! ** One of the recent trailers for ''Gat out of Hell''...is a musical. A musical starring Satan, his daughter, Johnny, and Kinzie. And it's so well done it's like something out of a Disney movie. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAJIVSLqK4 It has to be seen to be believed.]]
28th Dec '14 12:38:28 AM Delnoir
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* And, Volition keeps bringing the love! In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=moE-nxRVwPY the announcement trailer for the latest stand-alone expansion]], they reveal that you will play as Johnny Gat, and your mission will be to go into Hell and shoot the Devil in the face. Budge over, Doom Marine. Saints Row don't shiv.
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* And, Volition keeps bringing the love! In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=moE-nxRVwPY the announcement trailer for the latest stand-alone expansion]], they reveal that you will play as Johnny Gat, and your mission will be to go into Hell and shoot the Devil in the face. Budge over, Doom Marine. Saints Row don't shiv.shiv. ** And hey, on top of that Kinzie has seemingly proved her own popularity and is also playable in the expansion too!
9th Sep '14 3:14:33 PM Horle
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* The whole escape mission after the President [[spoiler:wakes up from the simulation for the first time. After massacring his or her way through countless hardened Zin soldiers an djumping aboard Kinzie and Keith David's spaceship, the President proceeds to pilot the ship while Haddaway's "What Is Love" song is playing]]. '''Epic'''.
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* The whole escape mission after the President [[spoiler:wakes up from the simulation for the first time. After massacring his or her way through countless hardened Zin soldiers an djumping and jumping aboard Kinzie and Keith David's spaceship, the President proceeds to pilot the ship while Haddaway's "What Is Love" song is playing]]. '''Epic'''.
9th Sep '14 3:08:39 PM Horle
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* The whole escape mission after the President [[spoiler:wakes up from the simulation for the first time. After jumping aboard Kinzie and Keith David's spaceship, the President proceeds to pilot the ship while Haddaway's "What Is Love" song is playing]]. '''Epic'''.
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* The fact that the President would have killed Zinyak ''DURING THEIR VERY FIRST MEETING'' if not for Zinyak having cheated via superpowers. * The whole escape mission after the President [[spoiler:wakes up from the simulation for the first time. After jumping massacring his or her way through countless hardened Zin soldiers an djumping aboard Kinzie and Keith David's spaceship, the President proceeds to pilot the ship while Haddaway's "What Is Love" song is playing]]. '''Epic'''.
31st Aug '14 12:17:22 AM erforce
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* Although sometimes a source of NightmareFuel (since they're, y'know [[CaptainObvious nightmares]] [[AndIMustScream designed to break the victims mind]]), the simulations for the lieutenants end up with them pulling a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome [[TheGreatEscape to break out]], with their Loyalty missions often being to finish what they just started:
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* Although sometimes a source of NightmareFuel (since they're, y'know [[CaptainObvious nightmares]] [[AndIMustScream designed to break the victims mind]]), the simulations for the lieutenants end up with them pulling a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome [[TheGreatEscape [[GreatEscape to break out]], with their Loyalty missions often being to finish what they just started:
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