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7th Sep '16 2:44:04 AM 06tele
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* Schmidt impressing Sadie with his sexual prowess using a vagina diagram and some UnusualEuphemism.

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* Schmidt impressing bringing lesbian OB/GYN Sadie with his sexual prowess to the verge of orgasm, using only a vagina diagram and some UnusualEuphemism.
7th Sep '16 2:42:46 AM 06tele
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-->'''Schmidt''': So I'm good at this, right?
-->'''Sadie''': Schmidt, in my professional opinion, you have definitely earned the rank of--and I will use the phrase you coined--va-genius.
-->'''Schmidt''': [''clasps her hand; sincerely''] Thank you, thank you so much. I really needed to hear that, Sadie.
-->'''Sadie''' [''breathes deeply, bites the inside of her cheek''] ...You gotta go.
7th Sep '16 2:39:36 AM 06tele
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-->'''Sadie''': Now, what I typically do is I start over here, and then I move here, once I feel confident that this area...has been taken care of.
-->'''Schmidt''': Yeah, see, that's exactly what I do. I call that "Losing Nemo".
-->'''Sadie''': Well, a more advanced move would be...you know what? I'll just show you. It's sort of, come in this way...
-->'''Schmidt''': No, no, I see what you're doing. That asymmetry right there? That's crucial. 'Cause then what I'll do is, I'll go outside, get the paper...and shake the neighbor's hand.
-->'''Sadie''': Interesting...
-->'''Schmidt''': Then what I'll do is, I'll tie a bow on it because it's birthday time. Then I get onstage and collect my Oscar and say thank you to the people, thank you to the people, then get back down offstage and get everybody into the sharing circle, right down there in the sharing circle, and then [''slaps the table; Sadie gasps''] spike the volleyball. ''Then'' what I like to do is, I like to arrive at the bridge, meet the troll, and then answer his riddles three. Then what we do is, we're dancing. We're just gonna dance, we're gonna dance for a while. We'll dance until you can't dance anymore, dancing till you can't dance anymore [''Sadie is now visibly aroused''] ...and then everybody...gets...a churro. [''clicks his tongue''] ...You okay?
-->'''Sadie''': Mm-hmm. It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.
13th Aug '16 10:27:12 AM ilovehirohamada
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---> '''Winston:''' Alright, everybody STOP! wherever you are, just '''''sit down'''''. alright now, Saturday is a day for sleeping, and you will ''not'' take that away from me. now ''you'', give her her scarf back. finders-keepers is not a thing. ''(girl hands scarf back)'' and ''you'', get out of my house.
---> '''Holly:''' who are you?
---> '''Winston:''' ''(dramatically)'' Who am I? who am '''''I'''''?!?! well i am Theodore K. Mullins, and Nick is my lover on the downlow. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in Apartment 4-D. Oh great Negro spirit, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh, when the lights are off we are all the same. Dear Lord, ''HELP'' me Father! ''(in tears)'' get out of my house-GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! ''(as girls leave)'' You told Harpo to beat ME?!?!you love them over me-''(normal voice,to Nick:)'' you-you're sweating so much it looks like rain. ''to Schmidt:'' and you-well, you're peaking, man you're at the prime of your life. (claps) [[ItMakesSenseInContext Cece, get rid of the motorcycle. and Jess, don't act like you haven't thought about us when you're going solo.]] i don't work a 9 to 5, I'm here all day i can hear you. now go away, because I'm having cereal!

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---> '''Winston:''' Alright, everybody STOP! wherever Wherever you are, right now, just '''''sit down'''''. alright Okay, now, Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will ''not'' take that away from me. now ''you'', me! ''You''-- give her her scarf back. finders-keepers Finders-keepers is not a thing. ''(girl hands scarf back)'' and ''you'', get out of my house.
---> '''Holly:''' who Who are you?
---> '''Winston:''' ''(dramatically)'' Who am I? who Who am '''''I'''''?!?! well i ''I''?! Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins, and Nick is my lover on the downlow.down low. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in Apartment 4-D. Oh Oh, great Negro spirit, spiritual, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh, when flesh. When the lights are off off, we are all the same. Dear Lord, ''HELP'' me me, Father! ''(in tears)'' get Get out of my house-GET house. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! ''(as girls leave)'' You told Harpo to beat ME?!?!you love them ME?! You want ''them'' over me-''(normal ''me''? '''OVER ME--''' ''(normal voice,to Nick:)'' you-you're You... you're sweating so much much, it looks like rain. ''to Schmidt:'' and you-well, ''(to Schmidt)'' And you, you... you're peaking, man you're at the prime of your life. That's actually... (claps) [[ItMakesSenseInContext Cece, get rid of the motorcycle. and motorcycle! And Jess, don't act like you haven't thought about us too when you're going solo.]] i Okay? I don't work a 9 to 5, I'm here all day i day, I can hear you. now you! Now go away, because I'm having cereal! cereal.
31st Jul '16 9:19:12 AM JamesAustin
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* Cece revealing she lost her virginity to [[spoiler:MickJagger]].

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* Cece revealing she lost her virginity to [[spoiler:MickJagger]].[[spoiler:Music/MickJagger]].
19th May '16 8:34:10 PM forgetfulkitty
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* The entire season 5 episode "Jury Duty" is one for Jess, showing just how important she is in keeping the loft from devolving into chaos.

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* The entire season 5 episode "Jury Duty" is one for Jess, showing just how important she is in keeping the loft from devolving into chaos.chaos.
* Everyone in the two part season 5 finale, particularly Schmidt though frankly all his efforts throughout the season count. [[spoiler: After calling and failing (for a year) to get Cece's mom to come to their wedding and then seeing how upset Cece is about it when she breaks down over his mom getting engaged to her lover, Schmidt decides to fly to Portland in the middle of the night to convince her in person. Things don't go according to plan and he ends up having to miss the one night of his life he's been dreaming about. Which he is okay with since "[he] knows what the rest of his life is going to look like.". When he gets back in the dead of night, the gang has put together a second ceremony in the loft that's a mix Jewish-Indian wedding so that he still has his night.]]
19th Feb '16 10:21:42 AM AwkwardNinja
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* Schmidt calling the dirty old man from "[=LAXmas=]" a "Dirty old bitch" for trying to trade him a gold card for a night with Cece.

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* Schmidt calling the dirty old man from "[=LAXmas=]" a "Dirty old bitch" for trying to trade him a gold card for a night with Cece.Cece.
* The entire season 5 episode "Jury Duty" is one for Jess, showing just how important she is in keeping the loft from devolving into chaos.
30th Dec '14 6:44:53 AM HBICece
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---> '''Winston:''' ''(in a different voice)'' Who am I? who am '''''I'''''?!?! well i am Theodore K. Mullins, and Nick is my lover on the downlow. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in Apartment 4-D. Oh great Negro spirit, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh, when the lights are off we are all the same. Dear Lord, ''HELP'' me Father! ''(in tears)'' get out of my house-GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! ''(as girls leave)'' You told Harpo to beat ME?!?!you love them over me-''(normal voice,to Nick:)'' you-you're sweating so much it looks like rain. ''to Schmidt:'' and you-well, you're peaking, man you're at the prime of your life. (claps) [[ItMakesSenseInContext Cece, get rid of the motorcycle. and Jess, don't act like you haven't thought about us when you're going solo.]] i don't work a 9 to 5, I'm here all day i can hear you. now go away, because I'm having cereal!

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---> '''Winston:''' ''(in a different voice)'' ''(dramatically)'' Who am I? who am '''''I'''''?!?! well i am Theodore K. Mullins, and Nick is my lover on the downlow. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in Apartment 4-D. Oh great Negro spirit, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh, when the lights are off we are all the same. Dear Lord, ''HELP'' me Father! ''(in tears)'' get out of my house-GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! ''(as girls leave)'' You told Harpo to beat ME?!?!you love them over me-''(normal voice,to Nick:)'' you-you're sweating so much it looks like rain. ''to Schmidt:'' and you-well, you're peaking, man you're at the prime of your life. (claps) [[ItMakesSenseInContext Cece, get rid of the motorcycle. and Jess, don't act like you haven't thought about us when you're going solo.]] i don't work a 9 to 5, I'm here all day i can hear you. now go away, because I'm having cereal!
11th Dec '14 11:10:46 AM KentuckyTroper1990
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* Schmidt impressing Sadie with his sexual prowess using a vagina diagram and some UnusualEuphemism.

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* Schmidt impressing Sadie with his sexual prowess using a vagina diagram and some UnusualEuphemism.UnusualEuphemism.
* Schmidt calling the dirty old man from "[=LAXmas=]" a "Dirty old bitch" for trying to trade him a gold card for a night with Cece.
12th Nov '14 2:37:52 PM HBICece
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