History Awesome / MeMyselfAndIrene

-->'''Hank''': (''pulls girl's head out of the park fountain'') Still wanna skip rope in the street? \\
'''Girl''': I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!\\
'''Hank''': Wrong answer. [[TransformationNameAnnouncement And the name's Hank]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch fuckface]]. (''*dunks her back in the fountain*'')
* After calling in a fake report to get the heat off of Charlie, his sons tie up their police escort and head off. He makes a big mistake by threatening to beat Charlie. Cue them giving [[AssholeVictim him]] a well-deserved AssShove. '''''[[VisualPun With a chicken.]]'''''[[note]]Or, as some people say, a ''cock''.[[/note]]

* After calling in a fake report to get the heat off of Charlie, his sons tie up their police escort and head off. He makes a big mistake by threatening to beat Charlie. [[spoiler:Cue them giving [[AssholeVictim him]] a well-deserved {{ass shove}}. '''''[[VisualPun With a chicken.]]''''']][[note]]Or, as some people say, a ''cock''.[[/note]]
* As Hank holds Charlie's leg still to keep him from pursuing Dickie, Charlie stands up to him and demands they keep going. [[spoiler:This leads to Charlie having an epiphany moment where he finds his courage and performs a SplitPersonalityTakeover to nullify Hank.]]
-->'''Charlie:''' This is my body! Do you understand that? I'm calling the shots from now on, Hank. I don't need you to fight my battles for me. If you can back down from something this important, you're nothing at all. You're nothing at ''aaaaall!'' ([[spoiler:''Charlie's leg collapses, signifying Hank's defeat.'']])

-->'''Hank''':(''pulls girl's head out of the park fountain'') Still wanna skip rope in the street? \\

-->'''Hank''': Still wanna skip rope in the street? \\

* After calling in a fake report to get the heat off of Charlie, his sons tie up their police escort and head off. He makes a big mistake by threatening to beat Charlie. [[spoiler:Cue them giving [[AssholeVictim him]] a well-deserved {{ass shove}}. '''''With a chicken.''''']]

* After calling in a fake report to get the heat off of Charlie, his sons tie up their police escort and head off. He makes a big mistake by threatening to beat Charlie. [[spoiler:Cue them giving him a well-deserved {{ass shove}}. '''''With a chicken.''''']]

-->'''Hank:''' Still wanna skiprope in the street? \\
'''Girl:''' I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!\\
'''Hank''' Wrong answer. [[TransformationNameAnnouncement And the name's Hank]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch fuckface]]. (''*dunks her back in the fountain*'')

'''Girl:''' I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie! \\

* After calling in a fake report to get the heat off of Charlie, his sons head off after tying up their police escort. Who makes the grievous error of threatening to beat on Charlie. [[spoiler:Cue him getting a chicken shoved up his ass.]]

* After calling in a fake report to get the heat off of Charlie, his sons head off after tying up their police escort. Who makes the grievous error of threatening to beat on Charlie. Cue [[spoiler:him getting a chicken shoved up his ass.]]

'''Hank''' Wrong answer. [[TransformationNameAnnouncement And the name's Hank]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch fuckface]]. (''*dunks her back in the fountain*'')

'''Hank'''' Wrong answer. [[TransformationNameAnnouncement And the name's Hank]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch fuckface]]. (''*dunks her back in the fountain*'')