History Awesome / MalazanBookoftheFallen

30th Nov '15 2:38:42 AM ColdNorthernWind
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* Black humour from the Malazans: ---> "Who are we fighting for again?" ---> "Everyone." ---> "No wonder we're losing." * Fener's death, resulting in a blood rain over the fighting Kolansii, Bonehunters, undead Jaghut, T'lan Imass, Forkrul Assail, k'chain che'malle, etc. * Hood killing Sister Reverence by smashing her around like the Hulk with Loki
15th Jul '14 9:08:21 AM crazedmoth
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** All of the Ceda's actions in the book, really. From when we meet him for the first time and he ''works out who Brys has been talking to and what about'' with no prior knowledge the conversation using only his sense of smell, to the moment when the (kind of) Emperor of Lether himself is forced to step round him during a regal procession ''on pain of being blasted to ashes''.
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** All of the Ceda's Numerous earlier actions in of the book, really. From Ceda are also impressive, including but not limited to when we meet him for the first time and he ''works out who Brys has been talking to and what about'' with no prior knowledge the conversation using only his sense of smell, to the moment when the (kind of) Emperor of Lether himself is forced to step round him during a regal procession ''on pain of being blasted to ashes''.

** Let's not forget Spite and Envy's duel. She dropped a giant ball of magma on Envy's house!
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** Let's not forget **A third duel in the book included Spite and Envy's duel. She dropped dropping a giant gargantuan ball of magma on lava onto Envy's house!dwelling.
14th Jul '14 12:54:52 PM crazedmoth
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Added a moment of awesome for Spite and Kuru Qan.
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**All of the Ceda's actions in the book, really. From when we meet him for the first time and he ''works out who Brys has been talking to and what about'' with no prior knowledge the conversation using only his sense of smell, to the moment when the (kind of) Emperor of Lether himself is forced to step round him during a regal procession ''on pain of being blasted to ashes''.

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**Let's not forget Spite and Envy's duel. She dropped a giant ball of magma on Envy's house!
29th May '14 12:51:28 AM GurneyHalleck
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* The very end of the book, where [[spoiler: Bugg, shown to be Mael, god of the Sea, stomps up the beach, breaks apart the Crippled God's moody tent, and drags him out into the sun, beating him like a railroad guard bucking a hobo.]]
29th May '14 12:21:06 AM GurneyHalleck
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** To put in proper perspective, Trake's Legion kills so many Pannion soldiers, that the building is approaching collapse ''because the bodies are starting to bloat and the pressure from them is weakening the brickwork.''
1st May '14 12:34:46 PM Amitai
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1st May '14 12:09:09 PM Amitai
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-> '''Bauchelain:''' I find myself appreciating your company, Quick Ben. I am not easily entertained, but you have indeed proved a worthy diversion this night, and for that I thank you.
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-> --> '''Bauchelain:''' I find myself appreciating your company, Quick Ben. I am not easily entertained, but you have indeed proved a worthy diversion this night, and for that I thank you.
1st May '14 12:08:58 PM Amitai
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-> '''Quick:''' You're quite welcome. -> '''Bauchelain:''' My companion, Korbal Broach, alas, would like to kill you. ->'''Quick:''' Can't please everyone.
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-> --> '''Quick:''' You're quite welcome. -> --> '''Bauchelain:''' My companion, Korbal Broach, alas, would like to kill you. ->'''Quick:''' -->'''Quick:''' Can't please everyone.
1st May '14 12:08:40 PM Amitai
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---> '''Bauchelain:''' I find myself appreciating your company, Quick Ben. I am not easily entertained, but you have indeed proved a worthy diversion this night, and for that I thank you. ---> '''Quick:''' You're quite welcome. ---> '''Bauchelain:''' My companion, Korbal Broach, alas, would like to kill you. --->'''Quick:''' Can't please everyone.
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---> -> '''Bauchelain:''' I find myself appreciating your company, Quick Ben. I am not easily entertained, but you have indeed proved a worthy diversion this night, and for that I thank you. ---> -> '''Quick:''' You're quite welcome. ---> -> '''Bauchelain:''' My companion, Korbal Broach, alas, would like to kill you. --->'''Quick:''' ->'''Quick:''' Can't please everyone.
1st May '14 12:07:41 PM Amitai
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* Quick Ben breaking into Korbal Broach and Bauchelain's estate and sharing a cup of tea with the latter. Despite the encounter [[BerserkButton quickly turning hostile]], [[FriendlyEnemy common courtesy]] stays present the whole time. The snappy dialogue stands as one of the most entertaining yet kick-ass exchanges in the series. ---> '''Bauchelain:''' I find myself appreciating your company, Quick Ben. I am not easily entertained, but you have indeed proved a worthy diversion this night, and for that I thank you. ---> '''Quick:''' You're quite welcome. ---> '''Bauchelain:''' My companion, Korbal Broach, alas, would like to kill you. --->'''Quick:''' Can't please everyone.

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* TheLastDance at the climax in which [[spoiler:Iron Bars faces off agains five Toblakai gods in a fight strangely reminiscent of a Hong Kong kung fu movie]].
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