History Awesome / Loki

20th Jul '14 1:21:25 AM lalalei2001
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* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin-ring, which made me supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear father responded by [[http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans13/T191_Mouth.jpg removing his mouth]]. Sadly, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.

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* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin-ring, which made me supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear father responded by [[http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans13/T191_Mouth.jpg removing his mouth]].mouth, as not even Odin can disagree with one who wears the Odin-ring. Sadly, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.
18th Jul '14 3:05:58 AM lalalei2001
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* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin-ring, which made me supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear father responded by [[http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans13/T191_Mouth.jpg removing his mouth]]. Sadly, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.
13th Jul '14 10:59:33 PM lalalei2001
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** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.

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** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself..himself... and when he left, I [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
13th Jul '14 10:58:58 PM lalalei2001
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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malekith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I picked up my head and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.

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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor14.jpg singlehandedly killed killed]] [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor15.jpg every demon demon]] in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malekith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta that it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
13th Jul '14 10:54:05 PM lalalei2001
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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malektih the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malelith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.

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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malektih Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malelith, Malekith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
13th Jul '14 10:53:23 PM lalalei2001
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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malektih the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malelith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I picked up my head and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
13th Jul '14 1:57:18 PM lalalei2001
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* While plotting out my far-reaching plans before the ''Siege'' event I realized I needed control of the Dsir. You know, TheDreaded undead Valkyries that eat souls? So naturally the best option was to [[CurbStompBattle beat them into submission]], without using my magic either, and get them to swear fealty to me. Take ''that'' mortals who claim [[SquishyWizard Loki is nothing without his spells!]]

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* While plotting out my far-reaching plans before the ''Siege'' event I realized I needed control of the Dsir. You know, TheDreaded undead Valkyries that eat souls? So naturally the best option was to [[CurbStompBattle beat them into submission]], without using submission]] with my magic either, bare hands, and get them to swear fealty to me. Take ''that'' mortals who claim [[SquishyWizard Loki is nothing without his spells!]]
13th Jul '14 1:55:51 PM lalalei2001
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** Earlier in the same fight, I took out Beta Ray Bill with one shot from behind.
12th Jul '14 9:01:27 PM lalalei2001
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* In ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'', I storm Asgard with an army of frost giants and trolls. When the heroes catch up to me, I deliberately throw the fight to trick them into freeing the Destroyer for me, which I then proceed to control. And foreknowledge of my plan won't help you, humans: It has to be done to progress in the game!

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* In ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'', I storm Asgard with an army of frost giants and trolls. When the heroes catch up to me, I deliberately throw the fight to trick them into freeing the Destroyer for me, which I then proceed to control. And foreknowledge of my plan won't help you, humans: humans. It has to be done to progress in the game!game.
12th Jul '14 7:58:05 PM lalalei2001
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* In ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'', I storm Asgard with an army of frost giants and trolls. When the heroes catch up to me, I deliberately throw the fight to trick them into creating the Destroyer for me, which I then proceed to control. And foreknowledge of my plan won't help you, humans: It has to be done to progress in the game!

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* In ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'', I storm Asgard with an army of frost giants and trolls. When the heroes catch up to me, I deliberately throw the fight to trick them into creating freeing the Destroyer for me, which I then proceed to control. And foreknowledge of my plan won't help you, humans: It has to be done to progress in the game!
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