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22nd Sep '16 10:19:03 AM JamesAustin
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* I turned his own grandfather into ''snow'' after traveling through time, then returned to the present and tricked Thor into killing him, causing him to be exiled yet again for killing a member of the Asgardian Royal Family.

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* I He turned his own grandfather into ''snow'' after traveling through time, then returned to the present and tricked Thor into killing him, causing him to be exiled yet again for killing a member of the Asgardian Royal Family.
22nd Sep '16 10:13:46 AM JamesAustin
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Loki has had many of these appropriately-named "awesome moments" and shall detail the very best of them properly for you mortals here.

* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin-ring, which made me supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear father responded by removing his mouth, as not even Odin can disagree with one who wears the Odin-ring. Sadly, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.
* I once turned Thor into a frog, and would have succeeded in gaining the throne if he hadn't lifted Mjölnir at the last moment.
* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor14.jpg singlehandedly killed]] [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor15.jpg every demon]] in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malekith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed that it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself... and when he left, I [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
* While plotting out my far-reaching plans before the ''Siege'' event I realized I needed control of the Dsir. You know, TheDreaded undead Valkyries that eat souls? So naturally the best option was to [[CurbStompBattle beat them into submission]] with my bare hands, and get them to swear fealty to me. Take ''that'' mortals who claim [[SquishyWizard Loki is nothing without his spells!]]
* I gave the mercenary SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} his gift of BreakingTheFourthWall by doing it myself. I also convinced him he was my son, to get back at Thor. When Deadpool failed to defeat my brother, I cursed Deadpool with the face of Tom Cruise and made him completely indestructible until he apologized.
* I turned my own grandfather into ''snow'' after traveling through time, then returned to the present and tricked Thor into killing him, causing him to be exiled yet again for killing a member of the Asgardian Royal Family.
* When fighting an imposter of Thor, Eric Masterson, I became enraged when he sucker-punched me. I enacted revenge by seizing his arm with machinery and [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/15/150339/2970746-7301821653-Loki_.jpg shocking him]] enough to release his hammers, then [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/15/150339/2970747-5647122265-Loki_.jpg slapped him]] to the brink of unconsciousness. To make things even better, he reverted to his mortal form due to losing hold of Mjölnir.
** Earlier in the same fight, I took out Beta Ray Bill with one shot from behind.
* Even Loki's LEGO self is not to be trifled with, mortals! In ''[[VideoGame/LegoAdaptationGame LEGO Marvel Superheroes]]'', I successfully outwit Dr. Doom and Magneto and [[spoiler:brainwash Galactus to devour Earth and Asgard]]. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling gamers.
* In ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'', I storm Asgard with an army of frost giants and trolls. When the heroes catch up to me, I deliberately throw the fight to trick them into freeing the Destroyer for me, which I then proceed to control. And foreknowledge of my plan won't help you, humans. It has to be done to progress in the game.

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Loki has had many of these appropriately-named "awesome moments" and shall detail the very best of them properly for you mortals here.

* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin's Odin-ring, which made me Loki supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear their father responded by removing his mouth, as not even Odin can disagree with the one who wears the Odin-ring. Sadly, Of couse, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.
* I He once turned Thor into a frog, and would have succeeded in gaining the throne if he hadn't lifted Mjölnir at the last moment.
* My His manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I Loki killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I Loki was consorting with Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I Loki, Loki ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor14.jpg singlehandedly killed]] [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor15.jpg every demon]] in the hall. At which point I Loki revealed that I he had already accepted to work with Malekith, tossed the letter over my his head, and laughed that it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his the thousands that I he couldn't beat to mention it before.
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before. Balder then threatened to kill me him via decapitation. I Loki goaded him into it, and he Balder ran screaming into the night, cursing himself... and when he left, I Loki [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
* While plotting out my his far-reaching plans before the ''Siege'' event I he realized I he needed control of the Dsir. You know, TheDreaded the undead Valkyries that eat souls? souls that are considered TheDreaded? So naturally the best option was to [[CurbStompBattle beat them into submission]] with my his bare hands, and get them to swear fealty to me.him. Take ''that'' mortals who claim [[SquishyWizard Loki is nothing without his spells!]]
* I He gave the mercenary SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} his gift of BreakingTheFourthWall by doing it myself. I himself. He also convinced him he was my his son, to get back at Thor. When Deadpool failed to defeat my brother, I Thor, he cursed Deadpool with the face of Tom Cruise and made him completely indestructible until he apologized.
* I turned my his own grandfather into ''snow'' after traveling through time, then returned to the present and tricked Thor into killing him, causing him to be exiled yet again for killing a member of the Asgardian Royal Family.
* When fighting an imposter two {{Legacy Character}}s of sorts of Thor, Beta Ray Bill and Eric Masterson, I he took out Beta Ray Bill with one shot from behind. He then became enraged when he Eric sucker-punched me. I him. Loki enacted revenge by seizing his arm with machinery and [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/15/150339/2970746-7301821653-Loki_.jpg shocking him]] enough to release his hammers, then [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/15/150339/2970747-5647122265-Loki_.jpg slapped him]] to the brink of unconsciousness. To make things even better, he reverted to his mortal form due to losing hold of Mjölnir.
** Earlier in the same fight, I took out Beta Ray Bill with one shot from behind.
* Even Loki's LEGO self is not to be trifled with, mortals! with. In ''[[VideoGame/LegoAdaptationGame LEGO Marvel Superheroes]]'', I he successfully outwit Dr. outwitted Doctor Doom and Magneto and [[spoiler:brainwash [[spoiler:brainwashed Galactus to devour Earth and Asgard]]. And I he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling gamers.
* In ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'', I storm he storms Asgard with an army of frost giants Frost Giants and trolls. When the heroes catch up to me, I him, he deliberately throw throws the fight to trick them into freeing the Destroyer for me, him, which I he then proceed proceded to control. And foreknowledge of my his plan won't help you, humans. It as it has to be done to progress in the game.
20th Jul '14 1:21:25 AM lalalei2001
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* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin-ring, which made me supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear father responded by [[http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans13/T191_Mouth.jpg removing his mouth]]. Sadly, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.

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* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin-ring, which made me supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear father responded by [[http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans13/T191_Mouth.jpg removing his mouth]].mouth, as not even Odin can disagree with one who wears the Odin-ring. Sadly, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.
18th Jul '14 3:05:58 AM lalalei2001
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* Several times Loki has succeeded in his quest to rule Asgard! In early issues, this was done by stealing my stepfather's Odin-ring, which made me supreme ruler. When Thor tried to protest, our dear father responded by [[http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans13/T191_Mouth.jpg removing his mouth]]. Sadly, such conquests rarely last more than a few issues.
13th Jul '14 10:59:33 PM lalalei2001
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** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.

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** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself..himself... and when he left, I [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
13th Jul '14 10:58:58 PM lalalei2001
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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malekith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I picked up my head and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.

to:

* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor14.jpg singlehandedly killed killed]] [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/04/thor15.jpg every demon demon]] in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malekith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta that it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/7/72524/3907754-7681681737-LokiS.jpg picked up my head head]] and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
13th Jul '14 10:54:05 PM lalalei2001
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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malektih the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malelith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.

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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malektih Malekith the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malelith, Malekith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
13th Jul '14 10:53:23 PM lalalei2001
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* My manipulation of Balder the Brave ''must'' be acknowledged. After I killed him with his one weakness, mistletoe, Balder was forced to wade through an ocean of blood and everyone he ever killed to return to the world of the living. Henceforth, he became a pacifist and renounced all violence. When he heard that I was consorting with Malektih the Accursed, and needed to deliver a message from Odin to me, I ignored him as he was captured and prepared for execution. Balder slipped his bonds and, with no other choice as the delivery of the letter could save billions of lives, was forced to renounce his vow as he singlehandedly killed every demon in the hall. At which point I revealed that I had already accepted to work with Malelith, tossed the letter over my head, and laughed thta it was so delightful to watch a pacifist slay his thousands that I couldn't beat to mention it before.
** Balder then threatened to kill me via decapitation. I goaded him into it, and he ran screaming into the night, cursing himself.. and when he left, I picked up my head and placed it back on. After all, the first thing a sorcerer of quality learns is making himself as difficult to kill as possible.
13th Jul '14 1:57:18 PM lalalei2001
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* While plotting out my far-reaching plans before the ''Siege'' event I realized I needed control of the Dsir. You know, TheDreaded undead Valkyries that eat souls? So naturally the best option was to [[CurbStompBattle beat them into submission]], without using my magic either, and get them to swear fealty to me. Take ''that'' mortals who claim [[SquishyWizard Loki is nothing without his spells!]]

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* While plotting out my far-reaching plans before the ''Siege'' event I realized I needed control of the Dsir. You know, TheDreaded undead Valkyries that eat souls? So naturally the best option was to [[CurbStompBattle beat them into submission]], without using submission]] with my magic either, bare hands, and get them to swear fealty to me. Take ''that'' mortals who claim [[SquishyWizard Loki is nothing without his spells!]]
13th Jul '14 1:55:51 PM lalalei2001
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** Earlier in the same fight, I took out Beta Ray Bill with one shot from behind.
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