History Awesome / HowIMetYourMother

8th Feb '16 7:24:57 AM DannWoolf
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-->'''Stella:''' He listened to you. I mean, you changed his mind, you could change it back. I...I know it's an awful thing to ask...
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-->'''Stella:''' He listened to you. I mean, you changed his mind, you could change it back. I... I know it's an awful thing to ask...

-->'''Stella:''' Well, I don't know what else to do okay? I...I love him. -->'''Ted:''' Oh, you ''love'' him so...what, you're appealing to the romantic in me? Is that your strategy? Because that guy's [[BrokenBird '''gone'''.]] You can't pull those strings anymore, they're not attached to anything, thanks to '''you.'''
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-->'''Stella:''' Well, I don't know what else to do okay? I... I love him. -->'''Ted:''' Oh, you ''love'' him so... what, you're appealing to the romantic in me? Is that your strategy? Because that guy's [[BrokenBird '''gone'''.]] '''[[BrokenBird gone]]'''. You can't pull those strings anymore, they're not attached to anything, thanks to '''you.'''
8th Feb '16 7:20:49 AM DannWoolf
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--> '''Ted:''' "Come on. Come on! COME ON!"\\
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--> '''Ted:''' "Come Come on. Come on! COME ON!"\\ON!\\
23rd Oct '15 12:41:56 AM DoctorSleep
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* When Tony dumps Stella, [[EntitledBastard she comes to Ted for help]], only to get her just desserts. -->'''Stella:''' Can you talk to Tony? -->'''Ted:''' [[FlatWhat What?]] -->'''Stella:''' He listened to you. I mean, you changed his mind, you could change it back. I...I know it's an awful thing to ask... -->'''Ted:''' Yeah, it's an '''awful''' thing to ask. -->'''Stella:''' Well, I don't know what else to do okay? I...I love him. -->'''Ted:''' Oh, you ''love'' him so...what, you're appealing to the romantic in me? Is that your strategy? Because that guy's [[BrokenBird '''gone'''.]] You can't pull those strings anymore, they're not attached to anything, thanks to '''you.'''
19th Sep '15 11:27:11 AM Lightning4119
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-->'''Marshall''': You threw a live grenade into my marriage. You screwed up my whole world. So from now on, we listen to my music. ''[puts on "I Would Walk 500 Miles]''
17th Sep '15 12:02:20 PM Lightning4119
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-->"Oh hell no!" ''[Grabs him by the ear and forces him against the bar]'' "Claudia is getting married tomorrow, and so help me god if I catch you even so much as breathe the same air as her I will [[GroinAttack grab those peanuts you pass off as testicles]] and squeeze them so hard your [[EyeScream eyeballs pop out of your head]], then I'll feed them to you like grapes." Barney is instantly cowed.
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-->"Oh -->'''Lily''': Oh hell no!" no! ''[Grabs him by the ear and forces him against the bar]'' "Claudia Claudia is getting married tomorrow, and so help me god if I catch you even so much as breathe the same air as her I will [[GroinAttack grab those peanuts you pass off as testicles]] and squeeze them so hard your [[EyeScream eyeballs pop out of your head]], then I'll feed them to you like grapes." Barney is instantly cowed.grapes. -->'''Barney''': ''[{{beat}}]'' My eyeballs or my testicles? -->'''Lily''': ''One of each.''
7th Sep '15 12:51:31 PM ShorinBJ
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* Building on the above, Marshall's eventual victory over Brad in what Future!Ted describes as the toughest legal battle of Marshall's career. How does he do it? [[spoiler: Brad has already got the judge and jury on his side by using his sex appeal, including showing a video of him swimming in the polluted Frog Lake. [[ChekhovsGun Earlier in the episode, we're introduced to some adorable ducklings who've contracted dermatitis from the lake.]] This gives Marshall the idea to call ''Brad'' as a witness, and tell him to open his shirt, revealing that he has also contracted the same dermatitis, swinging the entire case to Marshall.]] [[CatchPhrase Lawyered]]. [[spoiler: Unfortunately, the judge only awards compensation of $25,000 from a multi-billion dollar corporation, but this only inspires Marshall to become a judge, since they're the ones with the power to affect real change.]] ** Lily recounts her teenage years when the others brag about how hardcore they were: a goth BadAss carrying a [[BatterUp baseball bat]] who took in geeks and forced them to [[TookALevelInBadass take a level in badass]] while beating cops and when she walked down the street everybody ran. Hers was the only story to be true and as an adult walking down the same street everyone remembers her and bolts.
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* Building on the above, Marshall's eventual victory over Brad in what Future!Ted describes as the toughest legal battle of Marshall's career. How does he do it? [[spoiler: Brad has already got the judge and jury on his side by using his sex appeal, including showing a video of him swimming in the polluted Frog Lake. [[ChekhovsGun Earlier in the episode, we're introduced to some adorable ducklings who've contracted dermatitis from the lake.]] This gives Marshall the idea to call ''Brad'' as a witness, and tell him to open his shirt, revealing that he has also contracted the same dermatitis, swinging the entire case to Marshall.]] [[CatchPhrase Lawyered]]. [[spoiler: Unfortunately, [[spoiler:Unfortunately, the judge only awards compensation of $25,000 from a multi-billion dollar corporation, but this only inspires Marshall to become a judge, since they're the ones with the power to affect effect real change.]] ** Lily recounts her teenage years when the others brag about how hardcore they were: a goth BadAss carrying a [[BatterUp baseball bat]] who took in geeks and forced them to [[TookALevelInBadass take a level in badass]] while beating cops and when she walked down the street everybody ran. Hers was the only story to be true and as an adult walking down the same street everyone remembers her and bolts. Meanwhile, the gang looks bemused as it dawns on them that Lily wasn't bullshitting.

* Robin charging into the men's room in "The Time Travelers" was brief and pretty damn awesome. Not to mention what she wrote on the lady's room wall.
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* Robin charging into the men's room in "The Time Travelers" was brief and pretty damn awesome. Not to mention what she wrote on the lady's ladies' room wall.
27th Aug '15 2:08:27 PM Lightning4119
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* Marshall finding the group in "The Limo." It's the episode's DarkestHour. The group has failed to find even one good party to attend, Marshall has gotten separated from the group, they were stuck in a limo with a crazed man with a gun, and the limo later had a flat. Lily, Ted, and Barney are standing through the limo's sunroof as Lily literally calls Marshall (as in yelling his name) because the phone circuits are jammed with people calling each other. Then you hear Marshall positively bellow "LILY!" from offscreen, and he triumphantly sprints out of a plume of steam from a subway grate, throwing up V-signs as [[AwesomeMusic Shot Through The Heart]] plays. And he brought Barney's "Get Psyched" mix!
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* Marshall finding the group in "The Limo." It's the episode's DarkestHour. The group has failed to find even one good party to attend, Marshall has gotten separated from the group, they were stuck in a limo with a crazed man with a gun, and the limo later had a flat. Lily, Ted, and Barney are standing through the limo's sunroof as Lily literally calls Marshall (as in yelling his name) because the phone circuits are jammed with people calling each other. Barney points out that New Years Eve by nature has and always will be the biggest letdown of the year and that chasing some awesome moment in it is a waste of time. Then you hear Marshall reply to Lily's calls, everyone looks up, she calls his name again, and Marshall positively bellow bellows "LILY!" from offscreen, and he triumphantly sprints out of a plume of steam from a subway grate, throwing up V-signs as [[AwesomeMusic Shot Through The Heart]] plays. And he brought Barney's "Get Psyched" mix!
29th Jul '15 8:29:39 PM Lightning4119
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* Marshall finding the group in "The Limo." It's the episode's DarkestHour. The group has failed to find even one good party to attend, Marshall has gotten separated from the group, they were stuck in a limo with a crazed man with a gun, and the limo later had a flat. Lily, Ted, and Barney are standing through the limo's sunroof as Lily literally calls Marshall (as in yelling his name) because the phone circuits are jammed with people calling each other. Then you hear Marshall positively bellow "LILY!" from offscreen, and he triumphantly sprints out of a plume of steam from a subway grate, throwing up V-signs as [[AwesomeMusic Shot Through The Heart]] plays. And he brought Barney's "Get Psyched" mix!
13th Jul '15 8:01:53 AM oforiousmic
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** For context: several years ago, Lily tried to learn karate but got the snot beaten out of her by a kindergartner. In the present day, she shows up at the karate place and challenges the kindergartner -- now in junior high -- to a match, prompting him to say this line.

** For context: several years ago, Lily tried to learn karate but got the snot beaten out of her by a kindergartner. In the present day, she shows up at the karate place and challenges the kindergartner -- now in junior high -- to a match, prompting him to say this line.
10th Jul '15 4:08:15 PM Lightning4119
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-->"Oh hell no!" ''Grabs him by the ear and forces him against the bar.'' "Claudia is getting married tomorrow, and so help me god if I catch you even so much as breathe the same air as her I will [[GroinAttack grab those peanuts you pass off as testicles]] and squeeze them so hard your [[EyeScream eyeballs pop out of your head]], then I'll feed them to you like grapes." Barney is instantly cowed.
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-->"Oh hell no!" ''Grabs ''[Grabs him by the ear and forces him against the bar.'' bar]'' "Claudia is getting married tomorrow, and so help me god if I catch you even so much as breathe the same air as her I will [[GroinAttack grab those peanuts you pass off as testicles]] and squeeze them so hard your [[EyeScream eyeballs pop out of your head]], then I'll feed them to you like grapes." Barney is instantly cowed.

-->"Oh hell no!" ''Grabs him by the ear and forces him against the bar.'' "Claudia is getting married tomorrow, and so help me god if I catch you even so much as breathe the same air as her I will [[GroinAttack grab those peanuts you pass off as testicles]] and squeeze them so hard your [[EyeScream eyeballs pop out of your head]], then I'll feed them to you like grapes." Barney is instantly cowed.* "I always knew this day would come."

* "I always knew this day would come."
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