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30th Jun '16 1:53:15 PM bt8257
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* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!

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* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but: "Some motherfuckers are motherfucker's always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
17th Jun '16 2:43:25 PM Damar
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** One vampire even mutters "Oh Jesus it's Him!"
7th May '16 6:01:13 AM MHMhasf1998
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* Right after Blade escapes his bonds during the climax and Quinn attacks him, Blade pulls out a garrote wire from his vest and in one clean motion, swipes Quinn's head off and snatches his trademark shades from it in the air. Simple, but incredibly cool.
25th Mar '15 4:13:45 PM Morgenthaler
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* "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
* In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
* ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
-->'''Hannibal:''' See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''
* And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
-->'''Jarko Grimwood:''' Hey dickface. You seen my dog?\\
'''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.\\
'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?

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* "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
* In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: but: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
* ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
-->'''Hannibal:''' See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''
* And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
-->'''Jarko Grimwood:''' Hey dickface. You seen my dog?\\
'''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.\\
'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the
The first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?movie's SequelHook:



* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."
* Love or hate Blade II, and love or hate Scud, the reveal of him being TheMole was awesome.

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* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."
* Love or hate Blade II, and love or hate Scud, the reveal of him being TheMole was awesome.
7th Jan '15 6:11:00 AM PaulA
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* Blade has quite the number over the course of 3 movies, but nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.
*** To put this into perspective, Blade on his lonesome, faced against dozens, if not even in excess of a hundred [[IncrediblyLamePun bloodthirsty]] vampires, his mere presence puts so much fear into the crowd that most of them flee in terror.
*** To the extent that reviews for the movie are basically say: 'it's okay but it never gets better than its opening scene'
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "You. Do Not. Know. Who. You. Are. FUCKING. WITH!"]]
** "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
** In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
** It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
** ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
---> '''Hannibal:''' "See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''"
** And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
---> '''Jarko Grimwood:''' "Hey dickface. You seen my dog?"
---> '''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?"
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.
-->'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?
-->'''Blade''': [in Moscow, speaking Russian] Catch you at a bad time... comrade?
* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."


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** Nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.
** To put this into perspective, Blade on his lonesome, faced against dozens, if not even in excess of a hundred [[IncrediblyLamePun bloodthirsty]] vampires, his mere presence puts so much fear into the crowd that most of them flee in terror.
** To the extent that reviews for the movie are basically say: 'it's okay but it never gets better than its opening scene'
* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "You. Do Not. Know. Who. You. Are. FUCKING. WITH!"]]
* "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
* In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
* ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
-->'''Hannibal:''' See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''
* And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
-->'''Jarko Grimwood:''' Hey dickface. You seen my dog?\\
'''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.\\
'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?
-->'''Blade''': [in Moscow, speaking Russian] Catch you at a bad time... comrade?
* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."
7th Jan '15 6:08:50 AM PaulA
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!!The comics
* Blade once blew up a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier worth ninety billion dollars (well before Spider-Man [[VideoGame/SpiderManWebOfShadows did it]]) to clean out vamps.
* His eventual reaction when chained up and expected to "chow down" on an innocent girl:
-->'''Blade:''' Did you know a wolf will bite off its own paw to get out of a trap?
* Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too.
-->'''Blade:''' I hurt in places I never knew I had. But it's worth it all to hear you scream!
* From ''Mighty Avengers'': The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]]. [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].

!!The movies



* He also had a few in the comics. He once blew up a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier worth ninety billion dollars (well before Spider-Man [[VideoGame/SpiderManWebOfShadows did it]]) to clean out vamps. Also, his eventual reaction when chained up and expected to "chow down" on an innocent girl:
-->'''Blade:''' Did you know a wolf will bite off its own paw to get out of a trap?
* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too.
---> '''Blade:''' I hurt in places I never knew I had. But its worth it all to hear you scream!



* From Mighty Avengers. The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]].
** [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].

!Blade The Series

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* From Mighty Avengers. The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]].
** [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].

!Blade

!!Blade
The Series
5th Sep '14 7:43:40 AM dcutter2
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***To the extent that reviews for the movie are basically say: 'it's okay but it never gets better than its opening scene'
21st May '14 8:33:58 AM MrDeath
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* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too!

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* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too! too.
20th May '14 7:21:19 PM Tyrantosaurus
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* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too!
---> '''Blade:''' I hurt in places I never knew I had. But its worth it all to hear you scream!
13th May '14 1:34:29 PM Tyrantosaurus
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* ''Blade'' has quite the number over the course of 3 movies, but nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.

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* ''Blade'' Blade has quite the number over the course of 3 movies, but nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.




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* From Mighty Avengers. The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]].
** [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].
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