History Awesome / Blade

25th Mar '15 4:13:45 PM Morgenthaler
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* "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
* In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
* ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
-->'''Hannibal:''' See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''
* And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
-->'''Jarko Grimwood:''' Hey dickface. You seen my dog?\\
'''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.\\
'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?

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* "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
* In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: but: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
* ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
-->'''Hannibal:''' See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''
* And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
-->'''Jarko Grimwood:''' Hey dickface. You seen my dog?\\
'''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.\\
'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the
The first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?movie's SequelHook:



* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."
* Love or hate Blade II, and love or hate Scud, the reveal of him being TheMole was awesome.

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* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."
* Love or hate Blade II, and love or hate Scud, the reveal of him being TheMole was awesome.
7th Jan '15 6:11:00 AM PaulA
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* Blade has quite the number over the course of 3 movies, but nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.
*** To put this into perspective, Blade on his lonesome, faced against dozens, if not even in excess of a hundred [[IncrediblyLamePun bloodthirsty]] vampires, his mere presence puts so much fear into the crowd that most of them flee in terror.
*** To the extent that reviews for the movie are basically say: 'it's okay but it never gets better than its opening scene'
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "You. Do Not. Know. Who. You. Are. FUCKING. WITH!"]]
** "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
** In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
** It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
** ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
---> '''Hannibal:''' "See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''"
** And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
---> '''Jarko Grimwood:''' "Hey dickface. You seen my dog?"
---> '''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?"
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.
-->'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?
-->'''Blade''': [in Moscow, speaking Russian] Catch you at a bad time... comrade?
* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."


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** Nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.
** To put this into perspective, Blade on his lonesome, faced against dozens, if not even in excess of a hundred [[IncrediblyLamePun bloodthirsty]] vampires, his mere presence puts so much fear into the crowd that most of them flee in terror.
** To the extent that reviews for the movie are basically say: 'it's okay but it never gets better than its opening scene'
* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "You. Do Not. Know. Who. You. Are. FUCKING. WITH!"]]
* "Can you blush?" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2qdTPs3eg Bad idea.]]
* In the third film, Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, mother fucker." [[BadAss Duh]].
* It's a bit too long to be the subject of MemeticMutation, but in the first film: "Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill." BAM!
* ''Blade Trinity'' might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
-->'''Hannibal:''' See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you '''cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!'''
* And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
-->'''Jarko Grimwood:''' Hey dickface. You seen my dog?\\
'''Hannibal:''' Have you tried the lobby?
* In the third movie:
-->'''Vreede''': I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.\\
'''Blade''': Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
* How was the first Blade's SequelHook not yet been mention?
-->'''Blade''': [in Moscow, speaking Russian] Catch you at a bad time... comrade?
* In the third movie, the little girl tells Drake off after telling her a reason she ''should'' be afraid to die.
-->"My friends will kill you."
7th Jan '15 6:08:50 AM PaulA
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!!The comics
* Blade once blew up a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier worth ninety billion dollars (well before Spider-Man [[VideoGame/SpiderManWebOfShadows did it]]) to clean out vamps.
* His eventual reaction when chained up and expected to "chow down" on an innocent girl:
-->'''Blade:''' Did you know a wolf will bite off its own paw to get out of a trap?
* Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too.
-->'''Blade:''' I hurt in places I never knew I had. But it's worth it all to hear you scream!
* From ''Mighty Avengers'': The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]]. [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].

!!The movies



* He also had a few in the comics. He once blew up a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier worth ninety billion dollars (well before Spider-Man [[VideoGame/SpiderManWebOfShadows did it]]) to clean out vamps. Also, his eventual reaction when chained up and expected to "chow down" on an innocent girl:
-->'''Blade:''' Did you know a wolf will bite off its own paw to get out of a trap?
* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too.
---> '''Blade:''' I hurt in places I never knew I had. But its worth it all to hear you scream!



* From Mighty Avengers. The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]].
** [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].

!Blade The Series

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* From Mighty Avengers. The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]].
** [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].

!Blade

!!Blade
The Series
5th Sep '14 7:43:40 AM dcutter2
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***To the extent that reviews for the movie are basically say: 'it's okay but it never gets better than its opening scene'
21st May '14 8:33:58 AM MrDeath
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* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too!

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* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too! too.
20th May '14 7:21:19 PM Tyrantosaurus
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* In the comics, Blade set off a huge explosion in a building to destroy an enemy. Thing is, Blade was inside too!
---> '''Blade:''' I hurt in places I never knew I had. But its worth it all to hear you scream!
13th May '14 1:34:29 PM Tyrantosaurus
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* ''Blade'' has quite the number over the course of 3 movies, but nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.

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* ''Blade'' Blade has quite the number over the course of 3 movies, but nothing quite tops his busting up a Vampire rave at the start of the first film. That my friends is how you make an entrance.




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* From Mighty Avengers. The Deathwalkers, which are snake ninja creatures, have blown up Blade's safe house. He jumped out the burning building and this is their [[http://i.imgur.com/JssXQj5.jpg reaction]].
** [[http://i.imgur.com/noRmFlI.png "Daywalker. Deathwalkers. That's gonna get real real fast. Keep it simple. Say my name"]].
1st Mar '14 1:03:27 PM StFan
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* He also had a few in the comics. He once blew up a SHIELD helicarrier worth ninety billion dollars (well before Spider-Man [[SpiderManWebOfShadows did it]]) to clean out vamps. Also, his eventual reaction when chained up and expected to 'chow down' on an innocent girl:
-->''Did you know a wolf will bite off its own paw to get out of a trap?''

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* He also had a few in the comics. He once blew up a SHIELD S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier worth ninety billion dollars (well before Spider-Man [[SpiderManWebOfShadows [[VideoGame/SpiderManWebOfShadows did it]]) to clean out vamps. Also, his eventual reaction when chained up and expected to 'chow down' "chow down" on an innocent girl:
-->''Did -->'''Blade:''' Did you know a wolf will bite off its own paw to get out of a trap?''trap?
11th Oct '13 3:15:03 PM Tyrantosaurus
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*** To put this into perspective, Blade on his lonesome, faced against dozens, if not even in excess of a hundred [[IncrediblyLamePun bloodthirsty]] vampires, his mere presence puts so much fear into the crowd that most of them flee in terror.
21st Feb '13 12:46:42 PM FantasyLiver
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* Detective Collins using himself as live bait for the vamps so Blade can get Charlotte. He even takes out two vamps with a grenade.
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