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2nd Mar '15 5:54:55 PM Prfnoff
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-->'''Andy:''' Jason, I told you two weeks ago that I didn't want ''[[LawyerFriendlyCameo Mortal Karnage II]]'' coming into this house. You have no one to blame but yourself.\\
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-->'''Andy:''' Jason, I told you two weeks ago that I didn't want ''[[LawyerFriendlyCameo ''[[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 Mortal Karnage II]]'' coming into this house. You have no one to blame but yourself.\\

'''Andy:''' You're too young for this sort of thing. I mean, look at what it teaches: that human disembowelment is entertainment...that "winners" decapitate their enemies...that carnage is spelled with a "K"...\\
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'''Andy:''' You're too young for this sort of thing. I mean, look at what it teaches: that human disembowelment is entertainment...that "winners" decapitate their enemies...that [[XtremeKoolLetterz carnage is spelled with a "K"..."K"]]...\\
16th Feb '15 10:31:51 AM Kirayoshi
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* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'': In the '80s, when an oil refinery crops up in the middle of the meadow, the animals take offence and start blaming then-Secretary of the Interior James Watt: -->'''Portnoy''': James Watt's behind it!\\ '''Hodge Podge''': James Watt's behind the despoiling of the environment!\\ '''Portnoy''': James Watt's behind global industrialization!\\ '''Hodge Podge''': James Watt's behind the cancellation of ''Lou Grant''!\\ '''Portnoy''': James Watt's behind my aunt's gout!\\ '''Milo''': ...[[LampshadeHanging Let's go, boys, we've lost the momentum.]]
13th May '14 2:17:20 AM maedar
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--->'''Garfield:''' How could he?![note]Presumably, Frank, Marcia, and Stephanie are characters on the show they're watching.[/note]
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--->'''Garfield:''' How could he?![note]Presumably, he?![[note]]Presumably, Frank, Marcia, and Stephanie are characters on the show they're watching.[/note][[/note]]
13th May '14 2:16:32 AM maedar
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** Another example:
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** Another example:example, where both Jon and Garfield are watching television:

--->'''Garfield:''' How could he?!
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--->'''Garfield:''' How could he?!he?![note]Presumably, Frank, Marcia, and Stephanie are characters on the show they're watching.[/note]
13th Jan '14 1:15:52 PM CorahsUncle
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* ''CalvinAndHobbes''
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* ''CalvinAndHobbes''''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

-->'''Calvin:''' Mom, can I set fire to my bed mattress?\\
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-->'''Calvin:''' --->'''Calvin:''' Mom, can I set fire to my bed mattress?\\

** In an even funnier one, Calvin declared that he wanted to be a radical terrorist and was going to inhale pesticide in order to soften up his mother (who doesn't believe him) before moving in for the kill with "I'm going to watch TV all night!" Unfortunately, it doesn't work. ("That's what ''you'' think, buster!")
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** In an even funnier one, Calvin declared that he wanted to be a radical terrorist and was going to inhale pesticide in order to soften up his mother (who doesn't believe him) before moving in for the kill with with, "I'm going to watch TV all night!" Unfortunately, it doesn't work. ("That's what ''you'' think, buster!")

* Bluff called in ''FoxTrot'': -->'''Andy:''' Jason, I told you two weeks ago that I didn't want [[LawyerFriendlyCameo Mortal Karnage II]] coming into this house. You have no one to blame but yourself.\\
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* Bluff called in ''FoxTrot'': ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'': -->'''Andy:''' Jason, I told you two weeks ago that I didn't want [[LawyerFriendlyCameo ''[[LawyerFriendlyCameo Mortal Karnage II]] II]]'' coming into this house. You have no one to blame but yourself.\\

* In ''{{Zits}}'', there was a variation. Jeremy's mother says there's something she wants to talk to him about. He then [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] several wild guesses, including "You're having a sex change?" and "You and dad are cousins?" She gets increasingly frustrated and finally yells out, "No! We're changing salsa brands!" "...WHAT??" * In ''FarSide'', there was one where it showed the Devil in hell leading people into 3 different doors. Door #1 had a sign on it that said "Homicidal Maniacs". Door #2 had a sign saying "Terrorists". Door #3 had a sign saying "People who drove too slow in the fast lane." * In [[http://comics.com/candorville/2009-12-03/ one]] ''{{Candorville}}'' strip, a psychologist is talking about his experiences with gangs: "I thought I knew the evils of gangs. Drive-bys, carjackings, garish bandanas..." * From the title character of ''{{Garfield}}'': "Well, King Kong is on the roof batting down airplanes. The entire planet is being ravaged by brain-eating aliens... but more important, my dish is empty."
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* In ''{{Zits}}'', ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'', there was a variation. Jeremy's mother says there's something she wants to talk to him about. He then [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] several wild guesses, including "You're having a sex change?" and "You and dad are cousins?" She gets increasingly frustrated and finally yells out, "No! We're changing salsa brands!" "...WHAT??" * In ''FarSide'', ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'', there was one where it that showed the Devil in hell leading people into 3 different doors. Door #1 had a sign on it that said "Homicidal Maniacs". Door #2 had a sign saying "Terrorists". Door #3 had a sign saying "People who drove too slow in the fast lane." * In [[http://comics.com/candorville/2009-12-03/ one]] ''{{Candorville}}'' ''ComicStrip/{{Candorville}}'' strip, a psychologist is talking about his experiences with gangs: "I thought I knew the evils of gangs. Drive-bys, carjackings, garish bandanas..." * From the title character of ''{{Garfield}}'': ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': "Well, King Kong Film/KingKong is on the roof batting down airplanes. The entire planet is being ravaged by brain-eating aliens... but more important, my dish is empty."

-->Jon: Garfield I have some bad news, I ran out of your favorite cat food. -->Garfield: I'll survive. -->Jon: Odie chewed up your scratching post -->Garfield: Big deal. -->Jon: And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie. -->Garfield: How could he?!
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-->Jon: --->'''Jon:''' Garfield I have some bad news, I ran out of your favorite cat food. -->Garfield: --->'''Garfield:''' I'll survive. -->Jon: --->'''Jon:''' Odie chewed up your scratching post -->Garfield: --->'''Garfield:''' Big deal. -->Jon: --->'''Jon:''' And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie. -->Garfield: --->'''Garfield:''' How could he?!

* In ''Drabble'', Norman has to explain to his father Ralph (a mall cop) why he got arrested at the mall. --> '''Norman:''' I went snorkeling in the fountain. --> '''Ralph:''' That's not so bad. --> '''Norman:''' And I jumped up and down on all the beds in the mattress store. --> '''Ralph:''' A minor infraction. --> '''Norman:''' And I rode the escalator without holding the handrail! --> '''Ralph:''' Whoa! Now you're looking at hard time!
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* In ''Drabble'', Norman has to explain to his father father, Ralph (a mall cop) cop), why he got arrested at the mall. --> '''Norman:''' -->'''Norman:''' I went snorkeling in the fountain. --> '''Ralph:''' -->'''Ralph:''' That's not so bad. --> '''Norman:''' -->'''Norman:''' And I jumped up and down on all the beds in the mattress store. --> '''Ralph:''' -->'''Ralph:''' A minor infraction. --> '''Norman:''' -->'''Norman:''' And I rode the escalator without holding the handrail! --> '''Ralph:''' -->'''Ralph:''' Whoa! Now you're looking at hard time!

--> '''Nature Police:''' You're under arrest --> '''RJ:''' What for? --> '''Nature Police:''' Tampering with a loser, humiliation without a license...and jaywalking. --> '''RJ:''' Jaywalking!? I was Edgar Allen Poe for Halloween...He was my pet raven!
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--> '''Nature -->'''Nature Police:''' You're under arrest --> '''RJ:''' arrest. -->'''RJ:''' What for? --> '''Nature -->'''Nature Police:''' Tampering with a loser, humiliation without a license...and jaywalking. --> '''RJ:''' -->'''RJ:''' Jaywalking!? I was Edgar Allen Poe Creator/EdgarAllanPoe for Halloween...He was my pet raven!

-->'''Megan:''' I want scars! I want yellow teeth! I want a fish hook in my left nostril and blood-red lipstick... and a little MarilynMonroe beauty mark right here.
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-->'''Megan:''' I want scars! I want yellow teeth! I want a fish hook in my left nostril and blood-red lipstick... and a little MarilynMonroe Creator/MarilynMonroe beauty mark right here.

--> I just ran into the [[TheFourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse]]. --> ''Horseperson?'' --> Yeah, there's pestilence, famine, war, death, and your ex-wife. * In one ''{{Peanuts}}'' strip, Lucy is yelling at Charlie Brown, who is walking ahead of her: -->'''Lucy:''' You blockhead Charlie Brown! Numbskull! Dimwit! Dummy! ''(BeatPanel)'' Smartyboots! -->'''Charlie Brown:''' ''Smartyboots??''
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--> I -->I just ran into the [[TheFourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse]]. --> ''Horseperson?'' --> Yeah, -->''Horseperson''? -->Yeah, there's pestilence, famine, war, death, and your ex-wife. * In one ''{{Peanuts}}'' ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' strip, Lucy is yelling at Charlie Brown, who is walking ahead of her: -->'''Lucy:''' You blockhead blockhead, Charlie Brown! Numbskull! Dimwit! Dummy! ''(BeatPanel)'' Smartyboots! -->'''Charlie Brown:''' ''Smartyboots??''''Smartyboots''??
13th Jan '14 1:03:35 PM maedar
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* In one ''{{Peanuts}}'' strip, Lucy is yelling at Charlie Brown, who is walking ahead of her: -->'''Lucy:''' You blockhead Charlie Brown! Numbskull! Dimwit! Dummy! ''(BeatPanel)'' Smartyboots! -->'''Charlie Brown:''' ''Smartyboots??''
7th Jan '14 5:17:00 PM ANTMuddle
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* This little gem from ''RealLifeAdventures:'' --> I just ran into the [[FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse]].
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* This little gem from ''RealLifeAdventures:'' ''Real Life Adventures:'' --> I just ran into the [[FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse [[TheFourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse]].
7th Jan '14 5:16:30 PM ANTMuddle
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-->Jon: Garfield I have some bad news, I ran out of your favorite cat food -->Garfield: I'll survive
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-->Jon: Garfield I have some bad news, I ran out of your favorite cat food food. -->Garfield: I'll survivesurvive.

-->Garfield: Big deal -->Jon: And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie
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-->Garfield: Big deal deal. -->Jon: And Frank left Marcia for StephanieStephanie.

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-->Garfield: Big deal -->Jon: And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie** This in relation to: "My hair's on fire!" "Your dinner will be a teense late." "Why does everything always happen to me?"

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-->Garfield: Big deal -->Jon: And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie* This little gem from ''RealLifeAdventures:'' --> I just ran into the [[FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse]]. --> ''Horseperson?'' --> Yeah, there's pestilence, famine, war, death, and your ex-wife.
26th Aug '13 7:08:54 PM henry42
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* Done intentionally in ''CalvinAndHobbes'', Calvin begs his mother:
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* Done intentionally in ''CalvinAndHobbes'', ''CalvinAndHobbes'' ** Calvin begs his mother:
7th Aug '13 9:37:50 AM CaveCat
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* In "Over the Hedge", RJ upset the balance of nature by making Verne popular. And then the Nature Police show up.
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* In "Over the Hedge", ''ComicStrip/OverTheHedge'', RJ upset the balance of nature by making Verne popular. And then the Nature Police show up.

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* In "Over the Hedge", RJ upset the balance of nature by making Verne popular. And then the Nature Police show up.Megan in [[http://shermanslagoon.com/comics/august-7-2013/ this]] ''ComicStrip/ShermansLagoon'' strip: -->'''Megan:''' I want scars! I want yellow teeth! I want a fish hook in my left nostril and blood-red lipstick... and a little MarilynMonroe beauty mark right here.
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