History AccidentalInnuendo / Fanfiction

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* In ''FanFic/TheAdventuresOfYelohKaiba'' Bakura calls Dark Necrofear "Dark Necrophilia". It's worth noting, though, that the card's name really was translated that way in the actual card game for a short while before they realized what it meant.
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': In chapter 6, Rei shares details of past battles with a classmate... but she accidentally phrases it in such a way it sounds like if she is describing the pilots' sex life:
-->'''Rei''':''"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."''
* In the ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' PeggySue fanfic "Again", Haku is described as being an innuendo magnet since any conversation or situation that Haku is part of almost invariably sounds innuendo-filled to everyone else, and it appears to be contagious...
* ''FanFic/BlackenedSkies'': While Teruteru loves his {{Double Entendre}}s, he's aghast when Chiaki mentions [[CallBack pulling on the bones]] of all the meat in the kitchen to check them. This launches him into a furious rant about how ''unsanitary'' her investigation was, with Kaede noting that for once, she can't tell whether his incredibly poor choices of phrasing are deliberate or not.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10303883/4/Bramblepool Bramblepool]]'', a ''Literature/{{Warriorcats}}'' fic, Brambleclaw fights his romantic rival:
-->''He fantasised while Crowfeather struggled beneath his paws.''
* ''FanFic/BrewdeningLove'' : [[ShmuckBait You don't want to know.]] There's a lot of it, though.
** In ''Stay By Me'' Hugo tells Brian to hide in the bedroom when Joan comes home.
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'':
** In chapter 2 Misato tells Ritsuko Asuka has fainted and Shinji is examining her… and Ritsuko asks what that examination consists of:
--->'''Misato''':''"Shinji is examining her! He says she has a high temperature!"''\\
'''Ritsuko''':''"He's examining her? What kind of 'examination' is he giving her now?"''\\
'''Misato''':''"Cut that out! I'M SERIOUS HERE!!!"''
** In chapter 5 Asuka and Shinji are playing an arcade game and Asuka’s character is going underwater:
--->'''Asuka''' (seductively):''"Oh...yeah, Shinji... yesssss... deeper... I... I..." (suddenly furious:) "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!"''\\
'''Shinji''':''"Hey, it's not my fault if I always find the torpedo launcher when you're underwater!"''
* ''FanFic/ClopIt'': After Celestia has given the group 'Royal Re-Sexualization Gadgets' we get this simply marvelous exchange.
-->'''Twilight''': So why did you give me one?
-->'''Celestia'''': Twilight, your friends are all fags. It’s only a matter of time until they try to turn you too, and you’ll need something to defend yourself.
-->'''Twilight''': So what should I do... use it to try to beat them off? Of me?
* ''FanFic/CurseOfTheDemonPony'': Early on Twilight remarks that she set up a few booby traps in her room to keep her brother out of her "bits". This sounds [[{{Squick}} really]] [[BrotherSisterIncest creepy]], even if you're aware of the fact that "bits" means "money" in the show.
%% * What Alfred says in Chapter 6 of ''FanFic/TheDarkerKnight''.
* ''Fanfic/DaveStdiderPokemonTraner'': Chapter 13's title, "STEAMY SEX! WITH GOSTBUSTERS!" is an example of this. Yes, this chapter has a sex scene. No, the Ghostbusters are NOT INVOLVED WITH IT. They're just in the chapter. That's what the "WITH GOSTBUSTERS" means. They are not being sexed up in this chapter.
* ''Fanfic/DaysOfAutumn'': Several, including...
--> Minako's Aunt: "Shut your fucking face! I'll blow you! And then I'll blow you!"
--> Junpei Iori: "Blow me? What the hell? Hump me, that's all right, just don't blow me."
* ''Fanfic/DifferingPaths'': "Tomo literally felt her mind being blown."
* ''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime'': Asuka should have chosen a better way to phrase her opinion on Shinji’s aiming skills…
-->'''Misato''':''"The rookie did good, […] In fact I think he did better than your first time, Asuka."''\\
'''Asuka''':''"My first time was at the age of seven, […] Besides, it's all just point and squirt; you'd expect a boy to be capable of that by his age. […] Ugh! Please don't ever quote that out of context. Or at all, in fact."''
%% * ''FanFic/TheEmiyaClan'': Keiko’s circuit activation aria is full of this.
%% * Loads and loads in ''FanFic/FaceTheStrange''.
* ''FanFic/FalloutEquestriaProjectHorizons'':
--> '''Blackjack:''' Glory! [[FrickinLaserBeams Flash 'em!]]
* A '''lot''' in ''FanFic/TheFoolsTournament''. Though, there hasn't been much in recent chapters.
** More incidental than anything.
** This scene from chapter 95:
-->'''Minato:'''"Swallow, Hamuko."\\
'''Hamuko:'''"I always do!"
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8405401/1/Fishsticks Fishsticks]]'', [[{{Webcomic/Homestuck}} Feferi]] tells Eridan that she both loves and hates him. Feferi is referring to their dysfunctional relationship, but Eridan thinks she's quadrant flipping.
* ''FanFic/{{Game Theory|LyricalNanoha}}'': ''Yuuno fiddled with his Device in both hands, and sighed. ... It felt wrong in his hands.'' Eek!
* The author of ''FanFic/HiddenProphices'' didn't know what the word rape meant until after she used it.
* ''Fanfic/HigherLearning'': When Misato explains Ritsuko that Shinji and Asuka are practicing for a concert, she uses sentences such like "They're at it every night" or "Sometimes they ask me to join in". As a result, Ritsuko completely misunderstands what Misato is talking about.
* Because he uses so many deliberate innuendos in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11157943/2/I-Still-Haven-t-Found-What-I-m-Looking-For I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For]]'', [[Franchise/StarWars Obi-Wan Kenobi]] starts looking for them even when there aren't any in any name related to Literature/HarryPotter. Given that some of his aliases are Agodden Bed and Foat Gucker, it's a reasonable mistake.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5985329/9/I-Still-Say-it-Looks-like-a-Nail I Still Say it Looks like a Nail]]'', the [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Scoobies]] are discussing the results of a spell that shows their souls when Willow says,
-->And you can actually see Tara improve as you fill all her holes.[[note]]Tara's soul was damaged by Glory feeding on her. Xander might be sorta possessed by Glory and Tara is subconsciously feeding on Xander's soul to repair the holes in her own.[[/note]]
* ''FanFic/ImmaWiserd'':
** when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
** da loins were cummin towards me.
*** The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
-->"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin.
* The author of ''FanFic/ItsASmallWorldAfterAll'' honestly didn't notice how talking about Japan's "sword" sounded wrong. Granted, China did just break Japan's stick-sized katana.
* ''FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}}'': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord She keeps saying "wank".]] It does not mean what she thinks it means.
** As well as "companion boob".
** As well as everything involving the Scout's "ballsack" in Teen Fortress 2.
** As well as "CHAPTER SEX". [[{{Rule34}} Rule 34]] can apply even to ''chapter titles''.
* In ''Fanfic/KnowledgeIsPower'', Sirius sees how happy Remus is in his new relationship and decides he wants to get back into the dating scene himself:
--> Sirius was just going to have to do a Moony, he needed to get up off his arse and go for it.
* ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'' has Kyon's sister after discovering [[BedmateReveal Kanae being in Kyon's bed with him at early hours of a Sunday]]:
--> '''Kyon's sister:''' (excitedly) What's going on? More undercover work?
* ''Fanfic/TheLastWar'', another SoBadItsGood possible TrollFic from the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fandom, has Hermione's love for Harry described as being like ''golden water.''
* From Fanfic/MoonDaughter, quite a few involving a misspelling of "horse":
-->"Some wild hores ran over the hill."
-->"It ran away and I chased it faster, it was a thrill chase, that hore would be mine!"
-->"Do you notice something weird about these hores," Said Albaster suspiciously.
-->"This is a secret hore of Artemis" I diclared.
* An InUniverse example takes place in ''Fanfic/MovieNightAtFreddys''. In the movie within a fanfic, Chica sings a song about her love for pizza. While it was ''intended'' to be cute and endearing, the movie plays it as a sexual fetish for pizza. She even fantasizes about marrying a man with a pizza for a head in the song. As a result, Mike and Bonnie are both squicked out by the song and subsequent references to it.
* Whether it's actually accidental depends on whether ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' actually is a parody or not, but regular words are occasionally "accidentally" spelled wrong and [[FreudianSlip turned into obscenities]], e.g. "Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge" becomes "Mystery of Magic Cornelia Fuck", "Professor Slughorn" becoming "Professor Slutborn", etc.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8B51CF0BD6819969&feature=plcp This dramatic reading]] interprets almost every use of the word "come"/"came" this way. Which, given the number of sentences that simply state "X came" without any qualifiers, isn't too unreasonable (to say nothing of when [[RougeAnglesOfSatin it's actually misspelled as "cum"]]).
* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'': [[AccidentalInnuendo/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic Has its own page]] because there's ''a lot'' of unintentionally dirty sounding lines. Such as Lightning and his Rainbow Rod, for starters.
* Hayate to Nelly in ''FanFic/NerimaMagistraNellyMagi'': "You can ride my Stallion any time."
* ''Fanfic/NotTheIntendedUseZantetsukenReverse'' has a few [[LampshadeHanging lamphshaded]] examples.
** Leon's second wife left him because in her words, Leon loved his "long thin whip" much more than he loved her. Leon admitted she's right, leading to the following:
--->'''[[spoiler:Soma]]:''' You had better be talking about Sara.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Her spirit is trapped in the whip.[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Leon:''' ''(clueless)'' Why wouldn't I?
** This particular exchange.
--->'''Soma:''' I'm going to do experiments with Mina.\\
'''Naoki:''' ''[sly grin]''\\
'''Soma:''' ''[blushing]'' Magic experiments!\\
'''Kazuya:''' [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Is that what kids are calling it these days?]]
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/9153434.html Observe]]. Evidently this ficcer hasn't heard of ''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''.
* ''FanFic/PetProject'': Hermione's line about Potions not being the only thing Snape will teach her next year...
* ''FanFic/ThePhraseThatPais'': "'''cum''' 2 the dock outside ur haus an therell be a boat, get on the boat and itll take u 2 playah del loser k?"
** "Cum" is often used to replace "come."
* Applejack and Rainbow Dash's match in the [[FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus Atlas Strongest Tournament]] is ''full'' of this. Strangely, no one InUniverse comments on it.
* ''FanFic/ThePowersOfHarmony'': Turns out, Pupa can feed on the active energy of the Elements of Harmony. When she comments on this to Applejack, AJ asks her to stop, as it's kind of creepy. Pupa's response?
-->'''Pupa''': Not my fault. If somepony was blasting you in the face with the tastiest thing you can imagine, would you not open your mouth?
* In ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', there are several cases of this, often due to RougeAnglesOfSatin.
** "Breasts" are often used unintentionally, in many different contexts. In ''The Evil Gods Part 1'', the author talks about corpses being eaten by "foul breasts" (beasts). In ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'', the heroes meet with the "head breast" (priest) of Moscow, and in ''The Titans Strike Back'', Draco and his mob kill some "false breasts" who try to stop him from killing the British royal family.
** In ''The Evil Gods Part 2'', our heroes go to "Washing Dick", and get some "boobs" from witches.
** In ''The Titans Strike Back'', we hear it's a co-story with ''Attack of the Spank'' (Sphinx).
* The summary of the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fic ''[[http://restrictedsection.org/file.php?file=6430 Rushing]]'' by maxfaith reads thusly: "The night before Ginny leaves for her last year at Hogwarts, Harry learns that happiness is no longer beyond his reach, but held tightly in his hand." [[spoiler: It's Ginny's hand, not [[ADateWithRosiePalms his penis]].]]
* In the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/PokemonTakeTwo'', after Alex asks Ry and Raion if he can join them on their journey, we get this little gem from Ry (after he hug-tackles Alex):\\
-> '''Ry:''' That'd be AWESOME! Just think of all the fun things we could do!
* The title of Episode 67 of ''FanFic/SonicXDarkChaos'' is ''"The Fudge-Covered Trap."'' Considering the chapter features [[spoiler: male-on-male child rape]], [[{{Squick}} well]]…
* ''FanFic/RWBYReckoning'': Darrel's explanation when he's caught sneaking out of the medical wing is that he wants to "go and sleep with RWBY".[[note]]If you're not familiar with the original series, the leader of said team is named Ruby. The team name is pronounced Ruby.[[/note]]
* ''FanFic/SillyhatProductions'': [[{{Engrish}} How would you like to chess my game?]]
* The SoBadItsGood ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/SoullessShell'' is loaded with this. Perhaps worst is the bit where Leif attacks a rapist with the words "Now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity". Disregarding his impressive lung capacity, what the hell is he ''doing'' with those magical knives?
** Then again, see the Literature folder for why that's about the only part of the fanfic that's reasonably authentic.[[http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking Also see the MST]]:
-->'''Romsca:''' (shuddering) I've 'ad just about enough o' this. Does this author even know wot 'e's sayin?
-->'''Lyulf:''' Lessee wot we got so far... 'e seemed like a paedophile, 'e's already in bed wid 'is mum, 'e did unspeakable things ter Arnold, Rajh is his secret gay lover...
-->'''Ara:''' ...and now he's necrophilic towards his dad. Lovely. I don't think even Freud could have thought that one up.
* Teal'c and Agatha talking about staffs in ''FanFic/SparkgateAgathaAndTheGraspOfTheSerpentGod''.
* In ''FanFic/StarKitsProphecy'', after it is remarked that it is [=StarGleam's=] second time out hunting, we get this gem: "she'd had her first time when she was a littlekit and she and [=FireStar=] had snuck out together that's why he chose her as his apprentice_." {{Squick}}.
** "Wll u be my mat" [[=GayStrip=]] [=ESked=].
* ''FanFic/{{Team8}}'':
-->'''Naruto:''' Hinata, could you use your eyes to check me out?
* ''FanFic/TokyoMewMewNoHopeLeft'': "And then, KISSHU CAME!"
* In a rare [[CrackPairing BB x]] [[Manga/DeathNote Misa]] fic, ''Until I Met You'', when [[{{Kawaiiko}} Misa]] is hugging [[AxCrazy BB]].
--> '''Beyond:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Don't poke it!]]
* ''FanFic/UrfBowdMyVerson'': "It was den that I know that my destiny was cumming."
* The female alien in ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'' is named “Shag.” WordOfGod states that the author didn't know what the word meant in British English until years after she first named the character. After she found out, and once she decided to finish Strings, she decided to leave it as is and see if anyone noticed.
* ''FanFic/WoofWoofPower'':
** Ryou "gave itachi a hug and they slept together"
** Ciel telling Tony "i am hard for you"
** Ciel said "I hate getting action with you tony!"
** "Tony is not inside me!" said shouted Ciel
** ciel said "whatever tony its not like your hard"
** Mew bagette looked at tony ciel and said "oh ciel you are so small! Tony is much bigger than you!"
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls''[=\=]''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''[=\=]''Franchise/YuGiOh'' crossover fic, ''Fanfic/YuGiOhEQuest'', written by Creator/DakariKingMykan, Chapter 4 has Masquerade observing Sunset Shimmer and rest of the [=HuMane=] Seven (barring Sci-Twi) and saying this:
-->"It's those kids again. Oh, well, it just means more {{jailbait}} for me."
* [[TheComicallySerious Cao Ren]] is prone to these in ''Fanfic/FarceOfTheThreeKingdoms.''
--> '''Cao Ren:''' I myself will go out and beat off Guan Yu. Guys? What are you snickering at?
** He's definitely not alone, though.
---> '''Xu Shu:''' [[HavingAGayOldTime Unhappily I have to break off our intercourse in the middle.]]
---> '''Liu Bei:''' Dude, ''phrasing.''
* There's a RunningGag in ''Fanfic/ZimTheWarlordIrkenReversion'' of Zim making comments to or about Gaz that sound flirtatious or sexual, but him being oblivious to the way it sounds. That said, however, several characters eventually start to consider that he's doing it intentionally to mess with her.
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--->'''Soma:''' You had better be talking about Sara.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Her spirit is trapped in the whip.[[/labelnote]]\\

* One fanfic featured the unfortunately-phrased simile "more nervous than a bagful of jackdaws in a cathouse". [[YouKeepUsingThatWord One really, really hopes that the author actually meant "cattery".]]

* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': In chapter 6 Rei shares details of past battles with a classmate... but she accidentally phrases it in such a way it sounds like if she is describing the pilots' sex life:

-->"It's those kids again. Oh, well, it just means more {{jailbait}} for me..."

* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls''[=\=]''Franchise/YuGiOh'' crossover fic, ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/438966/yu-gi-oh-e-quest Yu-Gi-Oh E-QUEST]]'', written by Creator/DakariKingMykan, Chapter 4 has the BigBad Masquerade observing Sunset Shimmer and rest of the [=HuMane=] Seven (barring Sci-Twi) and saying this:

* In ''FanFic/TheAdventuresOfYelohKaiba'' Bakura calls Dark Necrofear "Dark Necrophilia".

* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'': [[AccidentalInnuendo/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic Has its own page.]]
** Lightning's main weapon is the Rainbow Rod, a long stick with a ball, which shoots rainbows and has to be held tightly between his hooves.
*** Even better: After using it, Lightning is usually exhausted and it takes a certain amount of time [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything to recharge]].
** One-shot character Cerise uses the Magenta Lance.

* In the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/PokemonTakeTwo'', after Alex asks Ry and Raion if he can join them on their journey, we get this little gem from Ry (after he hug-tackles Alex):\\
-> '''Ry:''' That'd be AWESOME! Just think of all the fun things we could do!
* The title of Episode 67 of ''FanFic/SonicXDarkChaos'' is ''"The Fudge-Covered Trap."'' Considering the chapter features [[spoiler: male-on-male child rape]], [[{{Squick}} well]]…

* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'':

* ''FanFic/GameTheoryFanFic'': ''Yuuno fiddled with his Device in both hands, and sighed. ... It felt wrong in his hands.'' Eek!

* ''Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn'':

* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/202671/chapters/353791 The Western Sky - Series 2]]'':
-->'''Sally:''' Ambush? We stick our heads round, and he blows them off?\\
'''Harry:''' Then let's give him something else to blow.

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11898648/40/Harry-Potter-and-the-Rune-Stone-Path Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path]]'':
-->'''Fleur:''' Tea date wiz ''Narcissa Malfoy''?\\
'''Remus:''' Narcissa ''Black''. She actually isn't all that bad. Her views aren't quite ''modern'', but she's far more flexible than you think.\\
'''Tonks:''' Flexible huh? Personal experience there, wolfie?

* An InUniverse example takes place in ''Fanfic/MovieNightAtFreddys''. In the movie within a fanfic, Chica sings a song about her love for pizza. While it was ''intended'' to be cute and endearing, the movie plays it as a sexual fetish for pizza. She even fantasizes about marrying a man with a pizza for a head in the song. As a result, Mike and Bonnie are both squicked out by the song and subsequent references to it.
* Because he uses so many deliberate innuendos in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11157943/2/I-Still-Haven-t-Found-What-I-m-Looking-For I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For]]'', [[Franchise/StarWars Obi-Wan Kenobi]] starts looking for them even when there aren't any in any name related to Literature/HarryPotter. Given that some of his aliases are Agodden Bed and Foat Gucker, it's a reasonable mistake.

** That line is far funnier than any of the intentional jokes in the fic.

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* Pictured is the Phineas and Ferb fanfic [[http://roxanne13579.deviantart.com/art/sick-in-bed-chapter-1-199983464 Sick in Bed]], where [[ToyShip Phineas and Isabella]] get sick, and have to share a bed.

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