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Working Title: Nobody Poops: From YKTTW
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How have nobody mention the infamous Jurassic Park scene where the poor man gets eaten by a dino while taking a load?
Well, the answer is quite simple: he wasn't taking a load. He was hiding. Yes, he was on the toilet, but his pants were up and he had apparently no intention to lower them.