While we already have Google Translate the above passage
and the Mishearing Game, how about a fusion of the two?
First person posts a passage, the second person translates that into another language and back (ex. English -> German -> English) and posts the result, the third person does the same to that, and so on. This will go on for 15 posts, and the last person will post a new passage, continuing the game. For example:
- Troper 1: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 2: According to all known laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings are too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still flies, of course. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 3: As we all know, according to the laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings were too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still has flies. Because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Pretty much the only rule here is to avoid posting overly-long passages (Google Translate has a 3900 character limit).
Anyways, let's begin!
He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
11. In an old garage, two dirty-eyed, black-clad men sit between tarpaulins. They held hands and expressed their feelings in common language. It looked like they were talking, but they weren't. The story is provided anonymously to the public, as some stories are given away for free. Knowledge and ideas are emerging, and hope is strong in this small country. He was standing in a bright conservatory. A mark on his face. People's hearts are full of memories of the snow school. He came to the city to unite the whole world. I do not know. He waited a long time, hurrying and thinking, but his magic only increased. He thought how to escape, how to get out, he had no answer. He remembered the man and shook his head again. He seems to have lost his memory of recent events and relies on recounting what he has done. However, a person with the power called "manager" can turn this sad situation around.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
crazed fangirl hunts down theories (she/they)
12. In an old garage, two men with dirty eyes, dressed in black, are sitting between tarpaulins. They held hands and expressed their feelings in a common language. They looked like they were talking, but they weren't. Some stories are free to the public, so stories are provided anonymously to the public. Knowledge and ideas are being born and hope is growing in this small country. He was standing in a bright greenhouse. There were marks on his face. People's hearts are filled with memories of the snowy school. He came to this city to unite the whole world. I do not know. He waited for a long time, thinking quickly, but his magic only increased. He thought about how to escape, how to get out, but he had no answer. He remembered the man and shook his head again. He seems to have lost his memory of recent events and relies on telling what he has done. However, a person with the power of a ``manager'' can turn this sad situation around.
I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.
Rookie Trope Repairer
13. In an old garage, two men with dirty eyes, dressed in black, were sitting among the bushes. They hold hands and express their feelings in one voice. It looks like it's talking, but it's not. Some information is free to the public, so information is made available to the public. Knowledge and ideas are being born and hope is growing in this small country. He was standing in a bright greenhouse. There was a mark on his face. People's hearts are full of memories of snow school. He came to this city to unite the whole world. I don't know. He waited a long time and thought quickly, but his magic only increased. He thought about how to escape, how to get out, but there was no answer. He remembered that man and shook his head again. He seems to have lost his memory of recent events and relies on talking about his actions. However, a person with ``administrator'' authority can handle this unfortunate situation.
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
The Power of Toons and Anime
14. In an old garage, sitting among the bushes were two dark-eyed men in dark suits. They put their hands together and express their feelings in unison. It seems like it says this, but it doesn't. Some information is free to the public, so the information is made available to everyone. In this small country, knowledge and ideas are born and hope grows. He was standing in a bright greenhouse. There was an injury mark on his face. People's hearts are full of memories of Ice School. He came to this city uniting the entire world. I do not know. He waited for a long time and thought fast, but his magic continued to grow. He thought about how to escape and how to get out, but could not find any answer. He remembered the man and shook his head again. He seems to have lost the memory of recent events and is dependent on talking about his actions. However, a person with ``Administrator'' rights can handle this unfortunate situation.
zycone (Resciscor)
15. In the old garage, two dark-eyed men in dark suits sat among the bushes. They put their hands together and express their feelings in unison. It seems to be written, but it is not. Some information is free to the public, so information is available to anyone. Knowledge and ideas are born and hope grows in this small country. He stood in a bright greenhouse. There was a wound on his face. Human hearts are full of memories of the Ice School. He came to this city, uniting the whole world. I do not know. He waited a long time and thought quickly, but his magic continued to grow. He thought about how to escape and how to get out, but he could not find an answer. He remembered the man and shook his head again. He seems to have lost his memory of recent events and has become addicted to talking about his actions. However, a person with ``Administrator'' rights can handle this unfortunate situation.
1. excerpt from "Out in the Dark (1995)
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Edited by zycone on Apr 10th 2024 at 3:28:14 AM
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Michael the Tally Hall-colored Pinwheel
2. Leo: Well then let's play something else... *rifling through the toolbox* Here's a stool in my hand!
All bandmates except Leo: Wow!
Leo: Someone step forward and address it!
Keung: There are many more fun games to play; What's the fun behind one that revolves around actual fecal matter?
Leo: Why not? With your degree or diploma in hand, you step out of your bubble and into society where fecal matter is still a foreign thing. Just like your mother or aunt taught you that ghosts are dangerous alien beings. You have to look him in the eyes, regardless of the smell, the way you react to a ghost harassing your arteries! If anyone can take it, we're ready to deploy! Now, anyone with the guts to do this, come forward!
Keung: ... *sticks finger in feces, then wipes finger with a tissue*
Keung: Yes! Job done. I still don't understand, suffice to say...!
Leo: Then I'll paraphrase it for you! *Puts poop on Keung's face*
Keung: *screams*
Edited by Memer999 on Apr 9th 2024 at 12:32:25 PM
Ocean | He/They
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
3. Leo: Well, let's play something else... *looks through the toolbox* Here's the stool in my hand!
All band members except Leo: Wow!
Leo: Someone step forward and take care of this!
Keung: There are many more interesting games; What's the fun behind this one that revolves around actual feces?
Leo: Why not? With your diploma in hand, you leave your bubble and enter a society where feces is still a foreign thing. Just like your mother or aunt taught you that ghosts were dangerous alien beings. You must look him in the eye, regardless of the smell or the way you react to the spirit plaguing your arteries! If anyone can take it, we are ready to implement! Now anyone who has the courage to do this, come forward!
Keung: ...*puts his finger in the feces and wipes it with a tissue*
Keung: Yes! Task completed. I still don't understand, just say...!
Leo: Then I'll paraphrase it for you! *puts poop on Keung's face*
Keung: *screams*
"Leftover items still have value!"
The Power of Toons and Anime
4. Leo: Well, let's do something else... *looks in toolbox* This is the stool in my hand!
All band members except Leo: Wow!
Leo: Someone please stand up and handle this!
Kyung: There are many other interesting games. What's the fun behind this revolving around real poop?
Leo: Why? Graduation in hand, you leave your bubble and enter an even stranger community. Just like your mother or aunt taught you that ghosts are dangerous aliens. No matter how you react or smell to the spirits plaguing your arteries, you must look into his eyes. Once someone receives it, it's ready to run. Now, if you have the courage to do this, please come forward!
Kyung: ...*Puts finger in stool and wipes with cloth*
Kyon: Yes! Task completed. I still don't understand, so please let me know...!
Leo: "Okay, let me explain!" *Spits in Kyon's face*
Kyon: *screams*
Rookie Trope Repairer
5. Leo: Well, let's do it again... *looks in the toolbox* This is the mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Please stand up and handle this!
Kyung: There are many other interesting games. What's the fun behind this transformation of real poop?
Leo: What? Graduation, you leave your bubble and enter a new community. Just like your mother or grandmother taught you that ghosts are evil aliens. No matter how you act or smell the spirits throbbing in your veins, you must look into his eyes. Once people get it, they are ready to run. Now, if you dare to do this, come on!
Kyung: ...*Digs into the toilet and wipes with a cloth*
Kyon: Yes! The job is done. I still don't understand, please explain...!
Leo: "Okay, let me explain!" *Spits in Kyon's face*
Kyon: *pains*
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
6. Leo: Okay, let's do it again... *looks in toolbox* This is the mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Please stand up and take care of this!
Kyung: There are many interesting games. What's the fun behind this real poop transformation?
Leo: What? Graduation You leave your bubble and enter a new community. Like your mother or grandmother taught you, ghosts are evil aliens. No matter how you act or smell the spirit that vibrates in your veins. You have to look into his eyes. Once people receive it, they are ready to run. Well, come on if you dare to do this!
Kyung: ...*digs into the bathroom and wipes with a cloth*
Kyon: Yes! The work is finished. I still don't understand. Please explain...!
Leo: "Okay, I'll explain!" *spits in Kyon's face*
Kyon: *hurts*
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
7. Leo: Okay, let's go again... *looks at the toolbox* Here's a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Please stand up and take care of this!
Kyung: There are many interesting games. What's the fun behind this real poop transformation?
Leo: What? Graduation You leave the bubble and enter a new community. As your mother or grandmother taught you, ghosts are evil aliens. It doesn't matter how you act or smell the spirit that vibrates in your veins. You have to look into his eyes. Once people accept, they are ready to open. Well, let's do this if you dare!
Kyung: ...*runs into the bathroom and wipes with a cloth*
Kyon: Yes! The work is done. I still don't understand. Please explain...!
Leo: "Okay, I'll explain!" *pinch Kyon's face*
Kyon: *sick*
"Leftover items still have value!"
Everybody, Everybody!
8. Leo: Alright, let's go back... *looks at the toolbox* I have a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Please stand up and take care of it!
Kyung: There are many interesting games. What's the fun behind this real shit change?
Leo: What? Graduation You leave the bubble and enter a new community. As your mother or grandmother taught you, ghosts are evil aliens. It doesn't matter how you move or smell the spirit coursing through your veins. You have to look into his eyes. Once people accept, they are ready to open up. Well, let's do it if you dare!
Kyung: ...*runs to the bathroom and wipes with a cloth*
Kyon: Yes! The job is done. I still don't understand. Please explain...!
Leo: "Alright, let me explain!" *squeezes Kyon's face*
Kyon: *sick*
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
9. Leo: Well let's go back... *looks at toolbox* I have a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Please stop and take care of it!
Kyung: There are a lot of interesting games. What's fun about this really shitty change?
Leon: What? Graduation leaves you out of the bubble and into a new community. As your mother or grandmother taught you, spirituals are evil aliens. It doesn’t matter how you move or smell the spirit flowing through your veins. You have to look into his eyes. Once people accept, they are ready to open. Well if you dare, let’s do it!
Kyung: ...*runs to the bathroom and wipes with a rag*
Kyon: Yeah! The job is done. I still don't understand. Please explain...!
Leo: "You're fine to explain!" *Claps Kyon's face*
Kion: *sick*
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Michael the Tally Hall-colored Pinwheel
10. Leo: Well, let's go back... *looks at toolbox* I have a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Stop it and take care of it!
Kyon: There are a lot of interesting games. What's fun about this really bad change?
Leon: Huh? When you graduate, you step out of your bubble and into a new community. As our mothers and grandmothers taught us, spiritual people are evil aliens. It doesn't matter how you move or the smell of spirit coursing through your veins. You have to look into his eyes. Once people accept, we'll be ready to open. Well, if you have the courage, give it a try!
Kyung: ...*runs to the bathroom and wipes himself with a rag*
Kyon: That's right! My job is done. I don't know yet. please explain...!
Leo: “It’s okay to explain!” *claps in Kyon’s face*
Kyon: *sick*
Ocean | He/They
crazed fangirl hunts down theories (she/they)
11. Leo: Well, let's go back... *looks at the toolbox* I have a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Stop and take care of it!
Kyon: There are many interesting games. What's so fun about this drastic change?
Leon: Huh? When you graduate, you step out of your bubble and into a new community. As our mothers and grandmothers taught us, spiritual people are evil aliens. It doesn't matter how you move or the smell of passion flowing through your veins. You have to look into his eyes. As soon as people accept, we will be ready to open. Well, if you have the guts, try it!
Kyung: ...*runs to the bathroom and wipes himself with a tissue*
Kyon: Right! My task is done. I don't know yet. please explain...!
Leo: "It's okay to explain!" *clap in Kyon's face*
Kyon: *hurts*
I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
12. Leo: Well, let's go back... *looks at the toolbox* I've got a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Oh!
Leo: Stop and take care!
Kyon: There are many interesting games. What's fun about this drastic change?
Leon: Huh? When you graduate, you step out of your bubble and into a new community. As our mothers and grandmothers taught us, spiritual people are evil aliens. It doesn't matter how you move or the smell of passion in your veins. You have to look him in the eyes. As soon as people accept, we will be ready to open. Well, if you have the guts, try it!
Kyung: ...*goes to the bathroom and wipes with a towel*
Kion: That's right! My task is done. I do not know yet. Please explain...!
Leo: "It's okay to explain!" *slaps Kion in the face*
Kion: *hurts*
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Rookie Trope Repairer
13. Leo: Okay, let's go back... *looks at toolbox* I've got a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Ahh!
Leo: Stop and be careful!
Kyon: There are so many interesting games. What's fun about this drastic change?
Leon: Huh? When you graduate, you come out of your shell and enter a new community. As our mothers and grandmothers taught us, spiritual people are evil aliens. It doesn't matter how you move or if you smell passion in your veins. You have to look into his eyes. As soon as people accept, we are ready to open up. Well, try if you dare!
Kyon: ... *goes to the bathroom and wipes with a towel*
Kion: That's right! My job is done. I still don't understand. Explain to me...!
Leo: "It's okay to explain!" *slaps Kion's face*
Kion: *Ouch*
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Gentle bump
14. Leo: Well, let's go back ... *checks the toolbox* I have a mortar in my hand!
All team members except Leo: Ahh!
Leo: Stop and be careful!
Kyon: There are many interesting games. What's so great about this drastic change?
Leon: Huh? When you graduate, you come out of your shell and enter a new society. As our grandmothers and great-grandmothers taught us, spiritual people are evil strangers. It doesn't matter the way you move or the smell of love in your veins. You have to look into his eyes. Once people agree, we are ready to open. Well, try it if you dare!
Kyon: ... *goes to the bathroom and wipes with a towel*
Kion: That's right! My work is done. I still don't understand. Explain to me...!
Leo: "It's okay to explain!" *slaps Kion's face*
Kion: *Wow*
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
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Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
10. In an old garage, two men with dirty eyes and dressed in black sit between tarpaulins. They held hands and expressed their feelings in a common language. They look like they're talking, but they're not. The story is shared anonymously in the public domain, as some stories are distributed for free. Information and ideas are scattered, and hope is confined to this small land. He was standing in a well-lit stable. There was a sign in his sight. People's hearts are filled with memories of the snowy school. He came to the city to unite the whole world. I do not know. He waited a long time, quickly and thoughtfully, but his magic only increased. He thought about how to escape, how to get out, but he didn't have an answer. She remembered the man and shook her head again. He seems to have lost memory of recent events and relied on telling what he had done. However, a person with the power known as a "manager" can reverse this sad state.
The one called "Acid" is dead, but I don't know how to change my username.