While we already have Google Translate the above passage
and the Mishearing Game, how about a fusion of the two?
First person posts a passage, the second person translates that into another language and back (ex. English -> German -> English) and posts the result, the third person does the same to that, and so on. This will go on for 15 posts, and the last person will post a new passage, continuing the game. For example:
- Troper 1: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 2: According to all known laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings are too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still flies, of course. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 3: As we all know, according to the laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings were too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still has flies. Because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Pretty much the only rule here is to avoid posting overly-long passages (Google Translate has a 3900 character limit).
Anyways, let's begin!
He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
12. Space, the maximum limit. This is the space shuttle Enterprise. Your goal is to find a new constant life. We seek a new life and a new culture. Let's go somewhere we've never been before!
What ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having skin today?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
13. Space, limitations. It's a spaceship project. Your goal is to find a new life every time. We want a new life and a new culture. Let's go somewhere we've never been before!
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Rookie Trope Repairer
14. Chances, gaps. It is a space project. Your goal is to always find a new life. We want a new life and a new culture. Let's go where we've never been before!
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
Me as a Merman
15. Yes, there are gaps. A space project. Your goal is always to find a new life. We want a new life and a new culture. Let's go where we've never gone before!
A merman, the male counterpart of the mythical female mermaid, is a legendary creature which is human from the waist up and fish-like from the waist down, but may assume normal human shape. Sometimes mermen are described as hideous and other times as handsome.
BTW, please call me Jake.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
2. The mermaid is the male counterpart of the mythical female mermaid, a legendary creature that is human from the waist up and fish-like from the waist down, but can assume the shape of a normal human. Sometimes mermaids are described as ugly, sometimes as handsome.
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 5th 2024 at 12:38:57 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
3. The mermaid is the male counterpart of the mythical female mermaid, a legendary creature that is human above the waist and fish below the waist, but capable of taking on the appearance of a normal human. Sometimes mermaids are described as ugly, sometimes as beautiful.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Rookie Trope Repairer
4. Mermaid is the male counterpart of the mythical female mermaid, a mythical creature that is human above the waist and fish below the waist, but can take on the appearance of a normal human. Sometimes mermaids are described as evil, sometimes as good.
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
5. Mermaids are the male counterparts of female mermaids in myth, mythical creatures that take the form of a human above the waist and a fish below the waist, but can take the form of a normal human. Sometimes mermaids are depicted as evil, sometimes as good.
"Leftover items still have value!"
Very Spooky
6. A mermaid is a mythical creature that is the male counterpart of a mythical female mermaid, and can assume the appearance of a normal human, although it has a human above the waist and a fish below the waist. Mermaids are sometimes described as evil and sometimes as good.
Edited by jandn2014 on Jan 5th 2024 at 7:32:22 AM
back lol
Rookie Trope Repairer
7. A mermaid is a mythical creature that is the male counterpart of a mythical female mermaid, and can take on the appearance of a normal human, albeit with a human above her butt and a fish below her buttocks. Sharks are sometimes described as evil and sometimes as good.
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
8. A mermaid is a mythical creature that is the male counterpart of a mythical female warrior, and can take on the appearance of a normal human, although a human is above her butt and a fish is below her. Shepherds are sometimes described as bad and sometimes as good.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Time to go venturing through the Web!
9. A mermaid is a mythical creature that is the male equivalent of a mythical female warrior, and can take on the appearance of a normal human, even if a human is on top of the ass and a fish is underneath. Pastors are sometimes considered bad and sometimes good.
Edited by HunterGr33n on Jan 5th 2024 at 5:59:10 AM
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
10. Mermaids are mythical creatures that are the male equivalent of mythological female warriors, and can have a normal human appearance even though they have a human above their buttocks and a fish underneath. Sometimes pastors are seen as bad and sometimes they are seen as good.
"Leftover items still have value!"
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
11. Mermaids are mythical creatures, the male equivalent of mythical warriors, with a normal human appearance, although their hips are human above and fish below. Sometimes priests are seen as bad guys, sometimes as good guys.
What ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having skin today?
Me as a Merman
12. Mermaids are mythical creatures, the equivalent of male mythical warriors, with a normal human appearance, although they have human-like hips above and fish below. Sometimes priests are seen as bad people, sometimes as good people.
Edited by MummyGaGa on Jan 5th 2024 at 8:10:26 AM
BTW, please call me Jake.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
13. Mermaids are mythical creatures, the equivalent of male mythical warriors, with a normal human appearance, although they have humanoid hips on top and fish on the bottom. Sometimes priests are seen as evil, sometimes as good.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Hello
14. Mermaids are mythical creatures, equivalent to male mythical warriors, with normal human appearance, though they have human-like thighs above and fish-like thighs below. Sometimes priests are seen as bad people, sometimes as good people.
Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Jan 5th 2024 at 11:11:00 PM
Everyone's got their unique qualities.
Very Spooky
15. Mermaids are mythical creatures, equivalent to male warriors in mythology. They have a normal human appearance, except that their upper thighs are like human beings and their lower thighs are like fish. Sometimes priests are seen as bad guys, sometimes as good guys.
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
back lol
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
2. I'M NOT CRAZY! I'm not crazy! I know he changed those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just—I just couldn't prove it. He—he covered his tracks, he got that idiot on the copier to lie to him. Do you think this is something? Do you think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He has made it worse. That sign! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a roof hatch! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have done that. I took him to my own company! What was I thinking? He will never change. He will never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep my hands out of the till! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! To steal them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You
"Leftover items still have value!"
Rookie Trope Repairer
3. I'm not confused! I'm not crazy! I know those numbers have changed! 1216. I knew one after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just couldn't prove it. Covering his tracks, he got a stupid copyist to lie to him. Do you think this is something? Do you think this is bad? This? This slander? made it worse. What a sign! You tell me that a man can happen in such a way? No way! Orchestrated it! Jimmy! who had failed through the wet roof! and I saved him! I wouldn't do that either. I brought him to myself! What was I thinking? It will never change. It will never change! From whence that 9 is always the same! You couldn't keep my hands off until now! But not our Jimmy! Jimmy couldn't be more precious! To steal from the blind! And he will be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I was destined for it when it happened to me. And you – you have to stop yourself! You
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
Me as a Merman
4. I'm confused! I'm not crazy! I know these numbers have changed! 1216. I know something after the Magna Carta. Looks like I'm doing that wrong. A cigarette. Smoke! I can't confirm that. Hiding a secret, he finds the stupid writer lying to him. Do you think this is a thing? Do you think this is wrong? This? Is this an insult? it got worse. What a treat! Can you say that a man can do that? It can not happen! He prepared it! Jimmy! and fell from the roof of the wardrobe! and I saved it! And I won't do that. He brought it to me! What do I think? It will not change. It won't change! So 9 is always the same! You can't cut my hand yet! But not our Jimmy! Jimmy couldn't have been nicer! Blind thief! And he's going to be a lawyer!? What a lie! I was blessed when it happened to me. And you - you have to stop yourself! You
BTW, please call me Jake.
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
5. I'm confused! I'm not crazy! I know the numbers have changed! 1216. I learned something after Magna Carta. It seems I did something wrong. cigarette. smokes! I can't confirm this. He hid a secret and discovered that the stupid writer had lied to him. Do you think this is a thing? Do you think this is wrong? this? Is this an insult? Things got worse. What a treat! Do you think men can do it? This can't happen! He is ready! Jimmy! Then it fell off the top of the closet! I saved it! I won't do that. He brought it to me! What do I think? It won't change. will not change! So 9 is always the same! You can't cut off my hand yet! But not our Jimmy! Jimmy couldn't have been nicer! Blind thief! And he's going to be a lawyer! ? What a lie! I was lucky when this happened to me. And you - you have to stop yourself! you
What ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having skin today?
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
6. I’m confused! I’m not a dog! I know the numbers have changed! 1216. I studied after Magna Carta. It’s like I did something wrong. the use of cigarettes. terrible smoke! I cannot confirm this. He kept a secret and discovered that the stupid secretary had lied to him. Do you think this is a thing? Do you think this is a mistake? this? Is this an insult? Things got worse. What a delicious meal! Do you think men can do it? This can’t happen! He’s ready! Jimmy! Then it fell from the roof of the closet! I kept it! I won’t do that. He brought it to me! What do I think about? It won’t change. will not change! So 9 is always the same! You can’t cross my arm yet! But not our Jimmy! Jimmy could not have been nicer! Blind thief! He was going to be a lawyer! ? What a lie! I was happy when this happened to me. And you - you have to stop! you
"Leftover items still have value!"
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
7. I was confused! I am not a dog! I know the numbers have changed! 1216. I studied after Magna Carta. It was as if I had done something wrong. the use of cigarettes. a terrible smoke! I cannot prove this. He conceals a word and finds out that the stupid secretary has lied to him. Do you think this is a thing? Do you think this is a mistake? this? Is this an insult? Things got worse. What a delicious treat! Do you think men can do it? This is impossible! It’s ready! Jimmy! Then it fell off the top of the barn! I held it in my hands! I wouldn’t do that. He brought it to me! What am I thinking about? It won’t change. it won’t change! So 9 is always the same! You can’t cut my arm off yet! But not our Jimmy! Jimmy couldn’t have been nicer! Blind thief! He was going to be a lawyer! ? What a lie! I was happy when this happened to me. And you - you have to stop! they
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Space, the ultimate limit. This is the space shuttle Enterprise. Their goal is always to find a new life. We are looking for a new life and a new culture. Be strong and go where you've never been before!
(this is post 11 btw - maybe we should number the posts for convenience and knowing when to post new text)
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 5th 2024 at 4:58:18 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"