There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
The 1st anniversary debacle in 2021 killed Genshin Impact. The backlash and review bombing got so out of hand, the player count rapidly dwindled until HoYoverse was forced to pull the plug on all servers due to low revenue. All my spent primos on my lovely Ayaka, down the drain in an instant. Oh what a dark time it is to live without Genshin to fill the void in my heart. I heard some fans took it upon themselves to try and revive the game on private connections but, surely those rumors were only born from extreme withdrawal affecting their sanity, right? Right?!
It wasn't a rock
Congress passed a law which bans all record stores! Dammit! I like having my CDs and vinyls...
Welp, gonna have to go to YouTube music, since Google bought Spotify, Tidal and the like to dismantle them all, and used the monopoly status to throttle absolutely everything.
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 15th 2023 at 6:10:31 AM
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It's lunchtime. Time to go to [government-mandated fast food restaurant] and enjoy a delicious serving of [mass-produced synthetic meal]
I didn't know Wendell was in New Leaf until just now. I'm still trying to unlock the Dream Suite. Public works projects are hard. :P
Professional Professionalist
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Honestly Spotify had been on the decline for awhile now. They still never released hi-fi audio, and what's worse, not even premium subscribers could free play anymore. And even when you listened to playlists, they'd insert a Top 40 hit every few songs to promote it.
Unbeugsame Klinge
And the less said about the Bandcamp Massacre, the better.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
The Wanderer
I can't believe that TBS made the bold decision to air The Big Bang Theory reruns nonstop. I genuinely thought they were joking at first but, nope, it's real.
It's still better than what's going on with ABC. I mean, which executive thought it was a good idea to turn the network into a 24/7 soap opera channel? Come the fuck on!
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
It wasn't a rock
They got off light! Have you seen Cartoon Network lately? It's been a 24-7 marathon of Velma. It's gotten to the point I'd long to see the sweet embrace of Teen Titans Go again. God, why did it make me long for that point previously seen as low?
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 16th 2023 at 8:13:13 AM
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Oh yeah, that. Ever since Cartoon Network decided to up their age rating, they've been showing pure sludge for a while.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
And the commercial blocks are all Burger King ads. I still have "Chicken chicken chicken chicken" imprinted in my ears.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Disney just announced that they are doing live-action remakes of their live-action remakes. I can hardly contain my excitement.
I didn't know Wendell was in New Leaf until just now. I'm still trying to unlock the Dream Suite. Public works projects are hard. :P
It wasn't a rock
I knew the Smartphone Voting Act was a grim mistake. Now we're in the fiftieth year of God-Emperor Justin Bieber's reign.
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 16th 2023 at 11:35:14 AM
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Carmine at the Beach
String instruments have been banned worldwide due to a chemical found in the strings that causes instant death after prolonged exposure, for some reason. Now movie soundtracks sound less full, like there's something missing in them.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Why is Disney creating a photorealistic CGI remake of Zootopia?! Why?!
Edited by Topon on Mar 17th 2023 at 9:37:57 PM
To finance their plan to bring the Mickey Mouse characters to life. Did they learn nothing from Bendy and the Ink Machine? You'd think they would have stopped trying after the first dozen experiments... (shudder)
Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 16th 2023 at 10:31:07 AM
I didn't know Wendell was in New Leaf until just now. I'm still trying to unlock the Dream Suite. Public works projects are hard. :P
One is a genius. The other's insane.
Think that's bad? Warner Bros. has jumped on the "Live Action Remake" bandwagon with their remake of "What's Opera Doc?".
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
What?! Man, I thought it couldn’t have gotten any worse than those live-action remakes of Tom and Jerry cartoons.
He/they | Mostly here on my free days
Carmine at the Beach
Now they're doing a live-action spinoff of Family Guy. I'm sure this will go well with fans.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
Battle for Dream Island hasn't been the same since 4kids got the rights to it. They redubbed it and everything even though it's already in English. They even changed Death PACT's team name to Faint PACT. Can't have shit in Goiky.
When Cartoon Network bought the rights to Tropers: The Series, I thought we were going to get something amazing. But then they realized that making a new show would mean they weren't playing Teen Titans Go 24/7, so instead they turned TTS into a crossover episode with TTG, and it's all about the Titans mocking the tropers and saying how weird it is that the tropers live in an apartment and go on weird adventures, even though that's basically what the Titans do too.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 17th 2023 at 5:44:13 AM
I didn't know Wendell was in New Leaf until just now. I'm still trying to unlock the Dream Suite. Public works projects are hard. :P
It wasn't a rock
Apparently that Star Wars trilogy by D and D of later Game of Thrones seasons has been greenlit after all.
...
why...
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The Mask Does Not Laugh
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GENOCIDE TARGETING SONIC, GENSHIN, AND FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN FANS GOING ON
ROGER CRAIG SMITH AND A LARGE AMOUNT OF NEWGROUNDS ALUMNI ARE ALREADY CONFIRMED DEAD
PLEASE BE CAREFUL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Edited by Wafer on Mar 18th 2023 at 12:33:49 PM
Fennekin
Let's not forgot the anti-furry genocide. I'm really concerned, given I don't identify as a furry, but I like foxes, fictional and real, so...
Carmine at the Beach
Everyone's bones have been broken ever since their birth. How are we still alive?!
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Logic Girl
They're making a Spinoff Babies version of Terminator, and when I complained, someone called me ageist. And don't even get me started on the wave of bigotry that's been happening against people with seasonal allergies.
For every low there is a high.
Meanwhile, Game Freak is actually making de-makes of all their Gen 5 and beyond Pokemon video games for the Game Boy Color. How is all of that 3D data gonna fit in a small cartridge? Also, don't they have better things to do than that?
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine