Posts from a darker timeline

I miss the days when telling jokes in public was legal.

I got beaten up for "assuming" someone's gender.

It's like most people are cisgender or something.

Universal has made another Jaws sequel again, I checked the trailer and it's gonna suck, especially how the shark STILL looks fake and the constant Pepsi product placement. And even worse is that the shark and his family NOW talk!

That's almost as bad as when Pixar decided to make people aware that the toys are alive in Toy Story 7.

I think Detective Pikachu 10 having all the Pokemon invade other planets was even worse.

Remember when public domain was a thing? Shit, I gotta pay a monthly subscription just to keep my copy of The Great Gatsby nowadays

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Mar 12th 2023 at 3:04:01 AM

I’ve never been back to the movies since they began randomly cutting off scenes in favour of commercials.

I think I saw the exact same Febreze commercial twice in a row while watching Great Grandson of the Mask.

No one watches movies anymore. Why did Hollywood insist on keeping The Hays Code?

This new humanquake phenomenon is very strange. As of typing this, I can feel my entire body shakisdshadjashdadsadsa3rhuiwdfsizkyehuwjpsdadlaysdasadmysdadsnsdahewsdajforudsadhsajadsmdsasadasgddfsfdsamdfsdsfehajsdhhdssad

Edited by Topon on Mar 13th 2023 at 4:40:35 PM

Now there are also constant seaquakes as well, making ocean travel impossible.

I'm surprised that Sonic Unleashed couldn't save the series.

Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Mar 13th 2023 at 7:25:26 AM

Sonic Frontiers DLC failed. All other games are cancelled. Sonic Riders VR is the last one standing.

To think now Tiktok is the only social media platform that is allowed on the web. All other platforms brick your device thanks to the CCP.

At least you guys still have a body. EA bought the US government and now you have to pay for limbs. They threw my brain in a jar, damnit!

Well, my brain has been forcibly uploaded into a server against my will, where I'm forced to endure agonizing torture.

Just bought myself another 5 weeks worth of oxygen. Aw yeah, we're breathing good tonight.

The new Simpsons episodes seem to lack quality ever since they removed the titular family one by one, except for Homer. And for some reason, who's the main character now? Flanders. They jumped the shark again for the umpteenth time.

I'm still reeling over the Kirby movie... the idea of a Kirby movie could have been something great, but they just had to go with the cliche "CGI cartoon character from fantasy world enters real world and lives with average guy" plot. That was fine for Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) because Sonic has had works where he lives in the (more-or-less) real world with humans in the past, and because the movie incorporated plenty of other elements from the games, but nope! This movie just pulls Kirby out of his home world and drops him into New York City for no reason. The opening scene with Dream Land was the only redeeming factor of the movie, and it was a sad glimpse of what we should have gotten a full movie about instead.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 14th 2023 at 8:11:43 AM

I still liked it more than the Banjo-Kazooie movie where Banjo gets a job as a greeter at a supermarket in Los Angeles. They brought back the franchise for that?

At least it wasn’t like the smash bros movie… WHY, NINTENDO?! WHY WAS EVERYONE IN CHEAP COSTUMES?! WHY WAS THE VILLAIN BOWSER OF ALL THE VILLAINS? WHY WAS IT ONLY ON New SuperNintendTv+ Mega Ultra Deluxe?!

Edited by J08 on Mar 14th 2023 at 7:17:36 AM

Every day, murder is somehow legal. It's like The Purge but year-round!

Anyone remember the days before our pets were replaced with robots? The robots are kind of cool, but I miss the feeling of petting a real dog.

Geez, why did we complain so much about the sun? I can't see shit with it being gone.

being literal about it is fun

So Disney is releasing this "realistic" all-CGI remake of Steamboat Willie... this is getting ridiculous.

I heard they're also making "Realistic" All-CGI remakes of "The Mad Doctor", "The Band Concert", "The Little Whirlwind", and "Runaway Brain". They might just remake every classic Mickey toon by now.