Iris, Princess of Ephedia
A: 
B: 
A, to B and C: I thought you guys were going to the chicken shack?
B: Oh, we did, but we got banned.
C: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
B: C, you ate a chair.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
Don't Try It
A: 
B: 
C: 
A: As your king, I demand you give me your stilts!
B: Jesus is our only king!
Edited by TheFarmboy on Apr 30th 2024 at 12:07:13 PM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
The Mask Does Not Laugh
The "rat" being EN-Eins or something idk
A: I want to play a game.
B: Okay, but it better have a FISHING MINIGAME! 😂
C: Ooh, is it... FALLOUT NEW VEGAS?! 😂 (That's my favorite game btw 😂)
D: Please be Paper Mario... Please be Paper Mario... Please be P
The Mask Does Not Laugh
(I apologize in advance for the bad formatting I'm new here; this is also the quote cuz I can't come up with a better one)
A. and D. 
B. 
(Garfield)
C. 
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on May 6th 2024 at 4:45:01 AM
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
(I'm assuming what you meant by "this is also the quote" is that "Be careful around the fabric of reality, Garfield" is the quote the next user responds to.)
Anyway,
A: *trying to do their homework*
B: :3 hiiii watcha dooin *paws at A's pant leg*
A: my work
B: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy
A: dude shut the fuck up
A: 
B: 
This is almost one-to-one to their canon relationship.
Give me sixty lines of error code that tell me in excruciating detail exactly which memory address fucked up. I want microsecond accurate interrupt calls. I want to be able to find the individual transistor that caused this issue and humiliate it in front of its peers.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
A: Hi B!
B: You piece of human dogshit I will murder your entire family.
A: Aww, looks like someone’s in a bad mood!
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
The Mask Does Not Laugh
A: 
B: 
Edit bc I fucked up the character placement lol
"I'm sorry for being impatient, I just want our special day to be perfect! It doesn't have to be big, just memorable! And perfect! We'll invite all our friends and when we say our vows under a rose arbor everyone will cry and say 'They're so in love—!' A-Ah! No regrets—!"
Edited by Wafer on May 19th 2024 at 7:03:56 AM
This is how I imagine Suletta talking about their marriage plans with Miorine, only with a more stuttering.
"'If life is destined to be futile, then what is the meaning of struggle?' I will spend my entire life to answer this question."
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Spartan-B066
A: "You fool! Don't you realize you're fighting for a lost cause?"
B: "Maybe, but don't you realize those are the only kind worth fighting for?"
I was honestly tempted to reverse the letters for the sake of a reference, but I refrained from doing so.
"Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."
Iris, Princess of Ephedia
A: 
B: 
A: I saw a tree we can use. In the forest.
B: No way. There's a tree? In the forest?
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
A: 
B: 
A: B, wake up.
B: Whazzat! I’m not racist I swear!
A: What the-!
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
A:
(about his steakhouse)
B:
A: Are you... okay? You seem nervous.
B: HELP
B: HELP
B: I GOT SCARED AND BAKED THREE CHEESECAKES
Edited by moefoxes on Apr 30th 2024 at 9:28:22 AM